[moveslikekeithrichards]

acorns and mushrooms i think are the most important life forms on this bitch of an earth be cause they got little hats send tweet

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i see an acorn & im like thats baby. i see a mush room & im like Thats god

[sesh]

Wig Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

[hamotzi]

🎉🎉🎉

ig | twitter

[kittoforos]

from the police file on vladimir mayakovsky, 1908

[mykristeva-deactivated20250214]

descriptions: teenaged bolshevik punk/ tendency to hold hands & arms freely <3

[70years]

do whatever the hell it takes to make u feel real again

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

twitter makes me so uncomfortable because weirdness on there is so performative…when someone is weird on tumblr you know they’re eating drywall in life for real….

[lesless]

can’t wait to wake up & have a coffee that is my favorite shit just waking up with nothing to do & drinking a fucking coffee

[valtsv]

my body is less of a “temple” and more of a rotting 19th century mansion rumored to be haunted by several wicked and vengeful spirits

[kaijuno]

Cursed

[anemonequeen-moved]

[fagflint]

this pride month be wild....... jvn coming out as nonbinary...... dan howell coming out as queer.... eugene lee yang coming out as gay..... phil lester coming out as gay.... lil nas x coming out as gay we love wonderful people

[mingpicket]

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

[yzghuldar]

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

[nutsacktorturer]

ksvskwbidbwkdbskbsjw

[king-of-the-freeway]

[ginger-ale-official]

is anyone kin with Ronald Reagan and also is into piss? Please answer I don’t have much t-

[ginger-ale-official]

You know sometimes the ginger ale man forgets they’re on their ginger ale blog and then makes a post that is just so bad and that is okay I think

[snaily-deactivated]

garf time……………….

[ryuji-goda-deactivated20190925]

so my parents are retiling the house themselves and my dad has been putting little pieces of paper over the ones we cant step on that day. they started out as shitty little foot doodles that said “dont step!” and today i got home and found out theyve evolved into this

[ashenprincx]

I was expecting something funny and cute and instead op shot me in the face

[powerfulwizard]

Had a realization in a dream I just had that this isn’t real and I can just do whatever I want and so I started shrinking the face of this guy that was talking to me and then once it got real small I woke up sleep paralyzed

[powerfulwizard]

I was given godlike powers over the universe by realizing it’s all in my head and the first thing I did was use them to torment the nearest man

[powerfulwizard]

And the actual God woke me up and put me into a 5 minute timeout to lay frozen and think about what I’ve done

[montegazlowe]

OH MY GOODNESS HD TEXTURE PACKS ARE THE WORST

[montegazlowe]

THGIHFHLKDSGHFDKLHSDGKFHKLDFSHGFKDS WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

[succulentbud]

yeah NB people can be cute.......but if you make all your NB characters cutesy little innocent cinnamon rolls while not being NB yourself? then that's infantilization and you gotta check yourself

[succulentbud]

this also goes for diversifying how you portray us in terms of skin color as well. we are all not light skinned. darker skinned NB people exist. it isn't just a white thing.