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I get headaches regularly and complain a lot.

[windmill-ghost]

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

[windmill-ghost]

this page, in isolation, is possibly the funniest thing i have seen in any manga

[tits-n-trix]

[wizardpotions]

i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

[monarchofrymden]

Lmao op lives in the south. The tap water up here is from fucking springs. It's so clean and fresh and has no stalagmites whatsoever. Cope and seethe southerner

[wizardpotions]

My bones are so strong from all the chalk I've been drinking that I could mull you into a fine paste

[astronomical-bagel]

You guys are like a two hour drive from each other

[badlydrawneverything]

[clownfactories]

i need a himbo

[clownfactories]

i’m holding out for a himbo til the end of the night

[leh-sarah]

He’s gotta be strong. And he’s gotta be fast. And he’s gotta be dumb and polite

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[hotchstuff]

God, I love this accursed website.

[myterribletwenties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

[citylightscomebackinjune]

Happy 5th Birthday Marceline!!!!!

[maximumsunshine]

Everyone calling 1yo posts, tumblr heritage posts. THIS is a tumblr heritage post. This post is roughly 10 years old now. This post was still making the rounds 5 years later making people laugh and breaking waters.

[mundycide]

[graceofgosh]

the 2 saddest answers a white boy will respond to "hows it going" with

its going

hanging in there

these are signs the white boy is in distress and should be removed from the source of distress immedietely!!! white boys only say this when severely stressed

[schzunabe]

drinkw ater highly recomend

[schzunabe]

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[striders]

ㅤ

[burn-4u]

World of Warcraft character creation screen

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[squeakitties]

[introvertedx10]

[headspace-hotel]

This linguistic problem is only going to continue getting worse unless we fuck it in the ass now.

[cute-animals-only]

[alessandromancodogphotograp-blog]

[sexhaver]

two sick horses evaluating an orb

[6qubed]

“it floats”

“don’t like that”

[flork-of-cows-official]

milf detector

[flork-of-cows-official]

[happyheidi]

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