Welcome :)

Enjoy this jumbled mess of random shit

[gogglesaurus]

this pic fucks me up every time i look at it

[owomon]

its just a big bulbasaur………

[pokedext]

I didn’t know that was possible…

[thefloridiangentleman]

@bulbersaur I felt like you needed to see this

[bulbersaur]

@thefloridiangentleman I did, thank you for the big plant boi

[polygonalfish]

Hey, Barry can you add a smiling burger floating gently from right to left?

Thank you Barry.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Depression is like reverse cancer: there’s so little you want to do but you have so much time left

[windows-98]

I played the japanese version of melee just so I could get an in-game picture of this seal they left out of the western versions

[muppets-tonight-on-blu-ray]

When they say everyone is back they better mean this guy

[thefloridiangentleman]

@bulbersaur

[thieftemple]

Square Enix:

KH Fans:

*many years later*

Square Enix:

KH Fans:

we were fckin bamboozled

[dragontail3]

when you have to keep living past 2018 because KH3 is coming out in 2019 now

[tirsty]

[fuck-benedict]

can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on

[the-treble-deactivated20160823]

none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.

[sadfag420-deactivated20181217]

[ruinedchildhood]

Supermarket Sweep (1965-2003)

[bulbersaur]

Publix (4th of July Weekend)

@i-drink-the-monster

[onlytwitterpics]

[retro-vgm-revival-hour]

[chibi-hunter]

Kingdom Heart fans right now

[lynxgriffin]

[lynxgriffin]

**AIRHORNS ONTO YOUR DASH** GUESS WHAT NERDS

TIME TO SCREAM

[wimberry-deactivated20150825]

dude wait you actually like milk? milk tastes so gross...

whatever man, milk-shame me all u want but my calcium levels are off the fucking charts so call me in 50 years when i’m MegaGrandpa with the strongest & deadliest bones this earth has ever witnessed

[badoca]

It’ll be so freaking awesome.²

[cryptokitsch]

[insomniac-arrest]

why were dinosaurs ‘boys culture’ in elementary?? why did we designate the giant extinct reptiles for one specific gender, what the fuck

why were horses for girls, both these creatures are equally terrifying and yet we write Pony Detective books for girls and give plastic toy dinos to boys

why do we do this, why are we like this, why were dinosaurs for boys smh

[charlesoberonn]

It’s time to stop segregating nature by gender. When the dinosaurs come back they’re gonna kill us all equally and indiscriminately anyways.

[insomniac-arrest]

equal opportunity carnage