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Chris. pretty much inactive

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It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Jesus fucking christ

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Printed out these sewer tiles for a D&D game ^_^

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New copypasta from reddit? From /r/mcdonaldsemployees

(USA)I HATE GNOMEBURGER

So for context this FUCKASS customer has came in everyday at the exact same time for the last 4 MONTHS asking for a "gnome burger". I tell him everytime he asks that we "Dont have the FUCKING GNOME BURGER AND WE WON'T EVER SERVE IT", but each time he comes to ask for it he comes with an even more smug facial impression, only to mutter the words "one gnome burger please". HE DOESNT ORDER ANYTHING ELSE HE JUST LEAVES WHEN I SAY WE DONT HAVE IT.

I dread that moment everyday, i am close to breaking, i dont want to see his smug ass face ever again i never want to hear the words "gnome burger" ever again, nearly every night he comes to my dreams just to laugh at me and utter the phrase "one gnome burger please". I have work in a few hours and I DREAD it. I hate my life. Fuck gnomeburger

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What I do on tiktok

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Scheduled my meta accts for deletion, feels good. Tiktok is down, winking at trump - feels bad.

Free Palestine

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Assuming a billion covid infections,

And if the average infected person hosts a trillion virus particles at any moment,

That's 10^21, more coronavirus particles than grains of sand on earth. And that's assuming a person is infected for a snapshot in time.

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Deferential social media posts dedicated to your husband and father are weird lol

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Fun fact, I was at Disneyland (CA) the day the cast members were allowed to take off their masks in 2021. The stark tan lines were so contrasted.

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This is my boy

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Homemade cheddar biscuits! https://www.instagram.com/p/CCnCoasgKQS/?igshid=ab1cr3yfpsus

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Avoiding copyright strikes like BBOOM BBOOM (at Round 1) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCaOsc6gvlW/?igshid=1owlaq26md4h

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I can never find it anywhere, so I made honeycomb candy 😍 https://www.instagram.com/p/CCQB-A5AO2i/?igshid=1n18rb4t2ioyd

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Kitten mask https://www.instagram.com/p/CB6xhghgYta/?igshid=t5odqjxr8npr

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*Meanwhile, on Twitter

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Deleting the app, not like it matters. Enjoy the graveyard of my dead tumblr!

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[iguanamouth]

i met the HH mascot handler a few years back at a promotional event and me and a select few others were granted access to a room in the back where, once we were behind the safety wall with our infrared goggles, they removed the protective outer layer to our surprise and delight

most importantly : the nose is a part of the skull and is also made of bone

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This is the funniest thing I've seen in a month.

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I've always wondered, who is that in the landscape photo and why did you choose it?

what landscape photo?

WILLAM

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Probly your header, when you were on nip/tuck