It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
Jesus fucking christ
Today's Document
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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i don't do bad sauce passes

oozey mess

@theartofmadeline

Origami Around
Claire Keane

Discoholic 🪩
Mike Driver

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Love Begins
One Nice Bug Per Day
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@bulbouscorm
It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
Jesus fucking christ
Printed out these sewer tiles for a D&D game ^_^
New copypasta from reddit? From /r/mcdonaldsemployees
(USA)I HATE GNOMEBURGER
So for context this FUCKASS customer has came in everyday at the exact same time for the last 4 MONTHS asking for a "gnome burger". I tell him everytime he asks that we "Dont have the FUCKING GNOME BURGER AND WE WON'T EVER SERVE IT", but each time he comes to ask for it he comes with an even more smug facial impression, only to mutter the words "one gnome burger please". HE DOESNT ORDER ANYTHING ELSE HE JUST LEAVES WHEN I SAY WE DONT HAVE IT.
I dread that moment everyday, i am close to breaking, i dont want to see his smug ass face ever again i never want to hear the words "gnome burger" ever again, nearly every night he comes to my dreams just to laugh at me and utter the phrase "one gnome burger please". I have work in a few hours and I DREAD it. I hate my life. Fuck gnomeburger
What I do on tiktok
Scheduled my meta accts for deletion, feels good. Tiktok is down, winking at trump - feels bad.
Free Palestine
Assuming a billion covid infections,
And if the average infected person hosts a trillion virus particles at any moment,
That's 10^21, more coronavirus particles than grains of sand on earth. And that's assuming a person is infected for a snapshot in time.
Deferential social media posts dedicated to your husband and father are weird lol
Fun fact, I was at Disneyland (CA) the day the cast members were allowed to take off their masks in 2021. The stark tan lines were so contrasted.
This is my boy
Homemade cheddar biscuits! https://www.instagram.com/p/CCnCoasgKQS/?igshid=ab1cr3yfpsus
Avoiding copyright strikes like BBOOM BBOOM (at Round 1) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCaOsc6gvlW/?igshid=1owlaq26md4h
I can never find it anywhere, so I made honeycomb candy 😍 https://www.instagram.com/p/CCQB-A5AO2i/?igshid=1n18rb4t2ioyd
Kitten mask https://www.instagram.com/p/CB6xhghgYta/?igshid=t5odqjxr8npr
*Meanwhile, on Twitter
Deleting the app, not like it matters. Enjoy the graveyard of my dead tumblr!
i met the HH mascot handler a few years back at a promotional event and me and a select few others were granted access to a room in the back where, once we were behind the safety wall with our infrared goggles, they removed the protective outer layer to our surprise and delight
most importantly : the nose is a part of the skull and is also made of bone
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a month.
I've always wondered, who is that in the landscape photo and why did you choose it?
what landscape photo?
WILLAM
Probly your header, when you were on nip/tuck