Al

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[catlips001]

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

[catlips001]

Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

[ask-cloud-skipper]

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

[graceebooks]

my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

[graceebooks]

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

[i-am-avacado]

I read this in john mulaney’s voice

[boredpanda]

Elevated Bus That Drives Above Traffic Jams

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

if this fucking thing started training over me while i was driving i’d slam the breaks and kill everybody behind me

[tothestartrek]

does anybody else find the phrase “as we speak” slightly menacing? like someone could come up to me and be like karen is dropping off her 6 kids at soccer practice and exchanging brownie recipes with linda from the country club as we speak and I’d start sweating and be like shit karen’s not fucking around

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :) 

[stlinskim]

– he’s insane. – he’s awesome.

[ellevenhopper-deactivated201712]

The Stranger Things Family™

[kaneshiroflms]

Stranger things season 3 but in every episode Mike asks Hopper if Eleven could hang out with him.

[glamoroussource]

joe keery for milk magazine, by elliot liss

[wesleygasm]

Joe Keery @ Aaron Feaver | GQ Magazine

[strangerthingsedits]

The Ghostbusters and the Ghost that wants to be found.

[saintapplebees]

[perriedward]

[bugheadotp]

Riverdale 2x02 Extended Promo “Nighthawks”

[mrsjugheadjonesthethird]

BOI IM NOT READY FOR THIS

[magikspidey]

Sweater & Curls

[pankows-girl]

I may not be his but Tom Holland sure is the love of my life

[fyeahriverdale]

#Queen Cheryl giving abusive mother # what she deserves

[tasteofswallowedwords]