[saintapplebees]

slime | 24 | he/it ⚣ ∞

about | art | ocs | doodles

twitter | instagram | tiktok | ko-fi | bluesky

sideblogs: wizardsbf | dodieyellow | cguqqie

[demadogs]

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

[demadogs]

alternatively: nothing can break the bond between a friend who doesnt read and a friend who just read an amazing book and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

[demadogs]

nothing can break the bond between a friend who cannot and will not watch horror but is still interested and a friend who just watched an amazing horror movie and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

[zayzl]

Just your annual heads up, Northern Ontario is actively on fire with little resources from the provincial government to combat them. Over 144 fires on record, you've seen the fire from Armstrong and another from Collins, but several First Nations along the corridor have lost their homes and have been displaced. Please keep them in mind this season as the fires have devastated their homes and displaced them, some were evacuated to Niagara where they face indiscriminate racism.

Please support some of the following (and please feel free to tag more)

Thunder Bay Community Pasture

Northern Reach Network

Both the Nokiiwin Tribal Council at 384 Fort William Road and the Superior Inn at 555 West Arthur Street in Thunder Bay are accepting donations for evacuees. They've posted that they're in dire need of baby and toddler supplies (especially diapers and formula) and cat and dog food and supplies. (X)

[dad-pegger]

Anishinabek Nation is also accepting donations in solidarity w the Namaygoosisagagun First Nation

e-transfer: [email protected]

[mellowmaidenhairs]

tomorow……………

[elliewilliams]

whats yalls ultimate fave character. like years have passed, interests have come and gone, yet theyre still here. mines ellie williams

[saintapplebees]

this episode feels like a bunch of games that they rejected as being full episodes so they threw them all together in this

[saintapplebees]

FIND GRANT IS INSANE

[saintapplebees]

demi calling that ify’s having a blast after being called away ToT

[saintapplebees]

watching gamechanger now and if i am genuinely about to watch these comedians count rice..

[asymptotic-rage]

Imagine being Tyler.

Your bosses are super toxic. They pay for your grandpa to leave his terrible housing. They tell you to work 17 hours a day. They immediately give you a promotion. You've never seen them in the daytime and they think lunch happens at 8pm.

[exhaustedlyqueer]

Their one friend who's always wearing a denim vest with no shirt and suddenly has a horse following him around at all times has a weird vendetta against you for seemingly no reason

[ifyouknowmeirlgoaway]

They've given you two antique Rolexes.

[not-a-smartass-just-a-nerd]

you are not allowed to cry. their hot, french friend points out that you need to wear a tie. at one point, they ask you to spend several hours driving multiple buses to an empty lot. you will never not be wearing a tie ever again.

[azalea-blooming]

you drink blood straight from one of their hands and it gets you so high you punch through a brick wall. immediately after this, they have you escort patty babcock (21 year old college student they have been obsessed with for months and ordered two food trucks for) to them for a meeting. when they dismiss you, you’re still so high that you jump thirty feet straight on the air and sprint out a window.

[circus-mcgurkus]

You start doing some research and eventually come to the conclusion that your bosses are vampires, and you’re a ghoul. The only ghoul in town that you know of. You’re invited to a gathering of the supernatural, and you’re introducing the various factions. Steeling yourself to announce yourself as a ghoul, finally, proudly, and then that fucking horse comes in and steals your spotlight and you’ve missed your moment.

[bikananjarrus]

love everyone contributing to the absolute hoard of dice for emily to roll

+ bonus: some delighted emily faces

[enitsirk]

Eternity

Bonus pg below

Putting the romance in bromance 🕴️

[foxdoodles]

the prince of purpee, oregon

[operationslipperypuppet]

ally did that weird shit with the clown and then brennan said “fuck it” and lit his plot on fire

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[wlfb0ygrl]

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

[whispy-witch]

i want this man in my inventory

[spiritbladed]

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.