widen your eyes

24.Fae.Idk what this blog even is anymore but enjoi fam™️ Formerly meme—slut ; contrary to my best interests I stuck around after the NSFW ban of 2018

[galindatopland]

next we need a bite button

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

[gb-patch]

does cove have a canon birthday?

November 2nd, 1997!

[bi-babee]

Of course he’s a Scorpio 😭❤️

[snarky-sims-witch]

TOS

I am the original writer of The Sims 4 version of the 100 Baby Challenge; however, the first version of the challenge was created for The Sims 2 by Amiisays. (Thank you to @blindingechoes for this info!)

If you repost this version of the challenge anywhere or write another version based on my version, you must credit me and link back to this post. I hate to be bitchy about this but writing and updating these challenges is laborious and time consuming and I’m fed up with people copy-pasting my hard work and slapping their own name on it.

Objective

Your objective for this challenge is to give birth to 100 children in as few generations as possible. The challenge ends as soon as the 100th child is born or if you fail the challenge for breaking rules.

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[tridentarius]

shōnen manga

[dimedog]

me when I wake up from a 12 hour depression nap and remember the dishes I left in the sink

[sneakyfeets]

This reads like a trump tweet

[swurp]

your honor i was just being a little silly

[guerrillatech]

[mostlyvoidpartiallyjims]

One of the greats, even

[pussylipgloss]

uptown funk made me sexually attracted to bruno mars…….

[woodmeat]

stop!!!

[woodmeat]

wait a minute

[woodmeat]

fill my butt put some liquor in it!

[spooky-tsunemori]

I haven’t seen this meme going around yet so..

[justsayfkit]

your anxiety wont ruin your relationship with the right person, remember that

[whatacompletebastard]

[dinuguan]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Every time I think about the entry level job paradox my head feels like it’s gonna explode.

Whenever I think about all the people that didn’t hire me to be a busser because I didn’t have any restaurant experience even though it’s the lowest ranking job in the restaurant I feel a dangerous urge to strangle a hiring manager.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Some internships ask for experience. Internships. You know. The places you’re supposed to get experience? Those things? I wanna eat a door.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Quite frankly I don’t know how anyone gets into any industry. Any of them. Office workers must just spawn like minecraft mobs or something.

[catharticscream]

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

[hype]