Hysterical and useless

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[totalparksandrec]

[the-queen-of-thedas]

US election 2k16

[undertaletext]

hey wait whatever happened to the murder clowns? did that just suddenly end? i just realized ive seen nothing of that in a while

[qozxe]

one of them became president

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

[pidgeling]

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

[life-of-a-latin-student]

present active boō, present infinitive boāre, perfect active boāvī, supine boātum

[interretialia]

Recte!

[flightcub]

if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

[grizzlyhills]

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

get out

[toshio]

[ssammys]

[paulbetttany]

Marion Cotillard’s face is unreal

[bullets-through-rotten-fruit]

me: maybe.. i do.. want to be in a relationship.. perhaps.. that would be.. nice.. possibly

me @ myself, immediately: what the fuck is this? a nicholas sparks novel? shut up

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

someone: so what is your biggest fear?

me, thinking about those times when you’re sat at a window seat on the bus and a stranger sits beside you trapping you there and your stop is coming up but you’re on a seat that isn’t near a stop button so you’re going to have to communicate with this stranger to move while the bus is still in motion and navigate to a stop button in time without falling but you’re bad at socialization and maintaining your balance: heights

[edrecoveryprobs]

When someone asks me how I’m doing

(x)

[just-shower-thoughts]

You know you’re getting old when your friends start having kids on purpose.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*watches a mother and her baby at the store* *smiles gently* i cant wait to absolutely never have one of those things

[bullets-through-rotten-fruit]

A Cat: *is cat*

Me: Wow. Absolutely outstanding. Look at this. Please everyone please come see.

[tabloidsores]

hey its me pandora, welcome to my new unboxing video

[tinarannosaurus]

[isophhia]