let's eat carrots together until...

I'm Miho Hatori straight outta purgatory

[adventurelandia]

The Story and Song from the Haunted Mansion, 1969

[fuckyehbobdylan]

Lemon

[silk101]

ur purpose on this earth isn’t to be liked by everyone why would waste ur time trying to live such a restrictive existence trying to impress everyone like who really gives a fuck

[roseoilz]

fish n flower….he is happy 💗

[oldshowbiz]

[vladtheunfollower]

[mostexcellentkeanugifs]

Keanu Memes, Big Mood™

just one of those days.

[n-award]

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[bulletsofpepper-blog]

A soggy boye

[annshorrmood]

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago

[iwontbelookingdown]

oh my god.

[hopefulartandwriting]

This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror

[luciferlaughs]

A Mangalitsa pig is technically a pig, but has an outer sheep-like appearance. 

[kdramafeed]

[trulyvincent]

René Magritte

[artsxdesign]

[bonersniper]

I’m dying.

[angardasiochana]

i guess we know who caught the corpse

[tolstoyshchik]

Anglo-Saxon riddles are so weird, man. like I just translated:

“A creature came stalking where many men, wise of mind, sat on a council; it had one eye and two ears, two feet and twelve hundred heads, a back and a belly, and two hands, arms and shoulders, and one neck and two sides. Say what it is called.”

and then the textbook gives the answer in Latin, so of course I gotta translate that, and I find out the answer is a one-eyed garlic vendor

like just how high do you have to be to come up with these things

[lemeute]

#the constant threat of viking invasion does things to your sense of humour apparently (via infinitymadeimaginable)

[elodieunderglass]

that is an extremely fresh joke

[90s-outfits]

Liv Tyler, 1995