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austimpowerz

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

laqueus

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

sapphic-gengar

BRING HIM BACK

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

sapphic-gengar

oh thank goodness

cottoncandylesbo

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

hungwy

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

hungwy

eebie

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

eebie

theharlotofferelden

Obsidian: lost 1/4 of their workforce. had several games in the pipeline in production cancelled, including Avowed 2, which was slated to come out next year. All the money that was spent developing these games is money wasted.

Bethesda: had similar losses to their workforce including legacy devs that have been with the company for 20+ years. Devs here have said this will lead to delays for TESVI and enforce crunch (which will inevitably lead to workplace abuse because *gestures to the last 15+ years of gamedev reporting*).

Average Tumblr Fallout fan: this is fine actually and the CEO is doing a good job.

xener-aol

alice-of-scales-deactivated2026

mwg-drwg

Please stop he is drowning…..

pocket-deer-belly

Gone forever

cloverslime

xenosagaepisodeone

they're making the omelas child go to therapy so it can learn about interpersonal accountability and realize the impact that its confusing and antisocial behavior has on the people around it

7dmom

Dogs are a weapon invented by cave males. They contain teeth, urine, and other. Dogs have been observed with many abilities. Some can climb, weep, or even create lesser forms of music. A group of dogs is known as a cinch, and a medium group of dogs is known as a special. Their wealth is considered unremarkable.

rioblitzle

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

nouveau-riche-princess

when she lets me hit

maidthings

secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women

maidthings

<-normal bird photography | typically reserved for pin-up posters ->