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angelnumber27

Anyways.. I’m gonna start slamming myself into walls for fun

beffalumps

Ya'll know I wouldn't forget my people, right?

owlservice

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

skopostheorie

monsterfucker69420

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

unholyblissafterdark

pastelflowertrash

let me take your white ass to funky town.

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lemonsweet

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

triviallytrue

in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

triviallytrue

we as a society lived like this for years and years

phaeton-flier

I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.

triviallytrue

I'd want to fuck that printer.