Zazzed As Heck

I try so hard to make this blog aesthetically pleasing but it just doesn't work out (also I'm a huge gay nerd)

[lostco]

sunset in lisbon

[okay]

source

[watchouttheresfire]

The fact that the Midwest just got cold enough to kill you in minutes of being outside because of an unprecedented polar vortex means that our planet is now starting to become uninhabitable due to climate change. We’re going to look back on this moment for a long time to come.

[asexualsuccubus]

Not to mention climate change starts at the poles so for Midwest zone to be hit is pretty bad.

[jonahsimms]

flashback nine-nine

[risingshitpost]

Me, a woman: wow she’s so fuckin hot

Friend: uh that sounds a little gay

Me:

[snikt-yip]

Love, Simon is problematic because Simon really spent a crap ton of money to ride the ferris wheel multiple times when he could have just waited near the ride and save money to buy his boyfriend fair food.

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

Listen Simon is the exact definition of a disaster gay he doesn’t know what he’s doing

[queer-girl-with-knives-deactiva]

He just had to be dramatic

[riddle-of-revenge]

[labelleabeille]

Sweaters for baby goats, can anything be any cuter ?

[ssaisstopsexualassaultinsch-blog]

Consent Education.

[the-psychlife]

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

[unedited-spoonie]

And please note that there are no specific pronouns. Consent is ALWAYS required from ALL individuals, regardless of gender, sex, relationship, et cetera.

[babypinkb1tch]

Idc if this doesnt match my theme

[pink-nympho]

Consent is so important to know about!!

[flipface4]

I know I avoid any sexual content on this blog but this is insanely important.

[asexualautistic]

This post is important and the pillow comment is funny

[homoz]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own

[thismachineplaysme]

If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have bigger problems on my hands…

[coltonthelizard]

god i wish i was a tasteless straight person so the queer eye fab 5 would come hang out with me

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

I literally can’t figure out what this means.

[kittenfossils]

i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me

[leecario]

Doctor: you have the flu

Me cocking my gun: like hell I do

[fantastique-bastard]

Reasons why I hate many life/style transformation shows:

The show: so your clothes are ugly and your family and friends are EMBARRASSED to go out with you. Everyone hates you and the style of clothing that makes you feel comfortable is awful. So we’re gonna rip all that away from you and put you in stylish expensive circulation obstructing skinny jeans, a trendy shirt that you dislike and a blazer because FASHION!

Reasons why I love Queer Eye:

The Fab 5: We understand that this is the way you like to dress and look, so we’re just going to improve it a litle bit but in no way make you look like us or someone else because it’s not the idea. Also, we need to teach you how to eat better for your own health, and while we were getting you new clothes you like, we fixed your house a little bit and redecorated it taking your preferences as the only reference. Also, here’s Karamo, he’ll help you with your personal issues because we care about your emotional wellbeing a lot. *Kisses the person’s forehead*

[cinnamonrollbear]

Infinity War MAJOR SPOILERS

[dragon-la]

Infinity War Spoiler

I’m going say it.

I expected Tony to die in Peter’s arms, not the opposite.

And it was so goddamn worse.

[comicherald]