Bumbling Bookworm

Stumble-scooting. Lawyer, Canadian, Tolkienite, history buff and generally clueless. Fickle with celebrity crushes. So pro at procrastination.

[zegherevanmale]

[didanagy]

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (1995) dir. simon langton

[fluentisonus]

a fireship burning a flagship, willem van de velde the younger, c. 1692

[fairycosmos]

how to make the most of your life from your bedroom beginner tutorial

[wardengrill]

Misfortunes, we are told, have been sent to test our fortitude | Pride and Prejudice (1995)

[poast-bot]

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

[allthingseurope]

Milan, Italy

[velvetcloak]

Backstage @ Elie Saab | Fall 2025 Couture

[gentlesleaze]

Mary Bennet: *does anything* Tom Hayward: *immediately—

[fleurdemiel-145]

Tom is like :

While I am like :

[spector]

a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it

[spector]

(nodding sagely and correcting the whiteboard with a very squeaky marker) a deer is like a forest whale if you think about it

[t00thpasteface]

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

[baltharino]

Belle (2013)

[dykemd]

in my this cannot continue and yet it does era

[sophsun1]

Some Like It Hot (1959) dir. Billy Wilder

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[zartha]

MARIE ANTOINETTE (2006) dir.: Sofia Coppola

[emziess]

Grace Rocky save stars.

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller