Bumbling Bookworm

Stumble-scooting. Lawyer, Canadian, Tolkienite, history buff and generally clueless. Fickle with celebrity crushes. So pro at procrastination.

[emziess]

Grace Rocky save stars.

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[weepingwidar]

Sophia Heymans (American, 1989) - December (2013)

[henk-heijmans]

Two girls racing sheep on a farm in Cornwall, England (colorization), 1969 - by John Drysdale (1925 - 2016), English

[bleugrrrl]

always reblog

[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[rebloggingistheenemy]

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.

[creekfiend]

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I can go upside down.

[creekfiend]

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

[alwaysscreechingbasement]

[teashoesandhair]

This doesn’t include the best bit of the whole thing - she found the Twitter thread!

[black-feather-fiction]

This is like one of those romance novels where people bond over accidentally writing each other emails but better.

Like Pride and Prejudice but instead of the love interest getting dissed for his toxicity and then reforming, it’s just two people bonding over dissing a dead toxic asshole.

10/10 would recommend

[victoryrifle]

THE MUMMY RETURNS (2001) dir. Stephen Sommers

released 25 years ago today (April 29, 2001)

[avadcniels]

EMMA NAOMI as ALICE MONDRICH in BRIDGERTON | SEASON 4

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[oswednesday]

hold on

[ohjessmarie]

flower journal 🌼📔🌷 | prints

[valend]

He’s just like me

[bluestockingbaby]

[mrtomhayward]

I cannot offer you great wealth or Italy but I can offer you my love, and my devotion, and my hope to build a family one day.

Mary Bennet & Tom Hayward in The Other Bennet Sister (2026) played by Ella Bruccoleri & (Dónal Finn)

[a-french-gentleman]

[yan-wo]

The rings of Saturn, observed by the Cassini space probe on May 3, 2005.

(NASA)

[emmaharwoods]

SIMONE ASHLEY attends the London premiere of The Devil Wears Prada 2 (April 20, 2026)

[rosieandthemoon]

Fingals Cave, Scotland