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askboxmemes

Invade my privacy. Do it.

Purple: 10 facts about my room

Blue: 9 facts about my family

Green: 8 facts about appearance

Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood

Orange: 6 facts about my home town

Red: 5 facts about my best friend

Pink: 4 facts about my parents

White: 3 facts about my personality

Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things

Black: 1 fact about the person I like

void-kids-stuff-deactivated2021

please. if i get 1 ask for each color, ill go to bed. this does not mean 10 asks, it means as many asks as it takes to answer all of the ‘questions’

mamatriedtoraisemebetter-deacti

animentality

Tumblr culture is evolving to a point where absolute gibberish is just becoming the norm.

In like a year, our language will have evolved so far down that no one from Reddit, Twitter, or Instagram will be able to steal our memes anymore because they simply do not understand them.

skekteksfurby

While all of tumblr is busy desecrating the english languague with eeby deeby, blorbo from our shows & glut shitto, i think now is a good time to repost these

suns-up-bunshine-deactivated202

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

prokopetz

I think sometimes cats don’t actually know what specifically they want – they’re just generally dissatisfied, so they stand there yelling “I YEARN” on the off chance that you’ll be able to do something about it.

jellycat-cryptid

Wumper Lion by jellycat

just-shower-thoughts

It’s hard to believe that Charlie lived happily ever after when you consider that Willy Wonka gifted him a factory full of death traps housing four missing children.

dry-responses

Tell me you’ve only seen the movie without telling me you’ve only seen the movie.

Sigh. Go read the book. Or watch the Tim Burton movie, even though it’s trash. The kids survived. Those weren’t death traps, the children willingly broke the factory’s workplace safety rules - don’t drink from the chocolate river, don’t eat potentially dangerous products, don’t disturb the animals, etc. The children were either told something wasn’t safe, or Wonka relied on their common sense that would let them realise the danger.

Kids are stupid. That’s the point.

transandrophobiatruther

People believe that transandrophobia is trans women/transfemmes oppressing trans men/transmascs because they also believe that part of transmisogyny is that trans men/transmascs oppress trans women/transfemmes. Which isn't and has never been true. The issues trans people face do not mirror the issues cis people face, and trans men do not oppress trans women, or vice versa.

satyriconmp3

every time i make a silly joke i start sweating bullets thinking oh no now they'll all think i don't understand themes and narratives

sophie531896273240810891

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

sophie531896273240810891

i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

sophie531896273240810891

bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

lew-basnight

I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.

Today I found a new bowl! In its center is a little hill with a little house. I will carry it down to the shore and fill it up, and whomever lives in that little house can have a tiny portion of my meal. I hope they have a nice bowl to put it in..