[mendel]

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[pikarar]

[arssolum]

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

chillin on a Saturday night

[thepope]

Calm down jojo

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

[totallyfubar]

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

get on my level boys

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

[nerdgul]

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

[madmonsterpartier-deactivated20]

[i-phones-deactivated20230702]

turn on the sound

[katswenski]

[plasmalogical]

self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys

No self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

[plasmalogical]

self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes

[condensedchaos333]

Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting

[plasmalogical]

if you touch my birthday cake ill make you eat your hands

[pleatedjeans]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

not to alarm anyone but if u look at the moon with one eye and then close it and open the other one you see another identical moon a little bit to the left. why has science covered up the existence of this second, secret moon? we are the people and we demand answers

[tattoos-and-disappointment]

Parallax, my friend

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

thats a stupid name. it should be called “moon 2″

[fiti-vation]

[femmewitch-deactivated20190613]

[the-sky-traveler]

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

[anonymous-bosch]

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[stephenraygarza]

not risking it.

[autumntipsy]

Not even scrolling past it

[thoteisha]

I deserve an apology smh

[mylittlesanity]

i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol

[babyanimalgifs]

everyone needs to see this.

[avadcniels]

[pactofthearchfey]

SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”

[lilacsnpeonies]

[twitterlols]

[likes-to-icicle]

It’s real and it hurts.