sunh▲nds

[fashioinjunkiee]

i tell the truth, even when i lie

 by david lachapelle

[mostlygibberish]

My brain, at 6 AM on a Monday: I wonder if you can order those little soy sauce fish shaped bottles in bulk, except without soy sauce in them. You should spend 30 minutes trying to find them instead of sleeping.

[mostlygibberish]

Must… resist…

[mostlygibberish]

Cons: Waste of money, waste of time, stupid, pointless, unnecessary, foolish.

Pros: Hrrrruuugruhruh, little plastic fishies…

[mostlygibberish]

I’ve lost control of my life.

[mostlygibberish]

Update:

Feesh…

[gnarly]

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

[funnypicsdept]

[xxziggystardust]

[breadeddragons]

HEEEEERE’S JOHNNY!

[the-awkward-turt]

For those who are wondering, this is not Photoshopped. It is not all that unusual for adult sulcatas to walk/burrow through drywall. Not necessarily for any particular reason, just because they feel like digging and can’t be bothered by the frivolity of human structures.

[bunjywunjy]

I like that this happens often enough that it is a known problem with this species

[books-in-order]

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

[the-stray-liger]

The commentator narrating the pup’s moves with the ball is AMAZING and I’m crying

[stacythepunkrockstegosaurus-blog]

THEY INTERVIEWED THE GOOD PUP! So happy! So pure! So deserving!!!

[h0ttamale]

Good boy

[lolita-nina-deactivated20190419]

Lmao!! They interviewed him at the end 😭😍

[peace-love-colbert]

The Daily Show | March 15, 2018

[homoz]

People who make “braver than any US Marine” jokes and have to read people’s offended pro-military comments about it are braver than any US Marine

[biseulsan]

my boyfriend is a hospital corpsman and he takes care of marines and he told me one time a group of marines showed up having the same STI and he looked at the group and was like “okay guys what happened”

turns out they were all sharing the same pocket pussy, so there u go

[homoz]

[skrotchevo]

[littlemixens]

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

[nothingnowherenoonearchive]

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

[follow-puppy-luv96-deactivated2]

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

[definitelyshitty]

WHAT

[tyronesuplac]

Sensational.

[definitelyshitty]

Remarkable.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s a real word

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

[thexfiles]

mulder and scully + endings

[themoufofthesouth]

[onyasideburnss]

Lmaoooooo

[homodotus]

needless to say college isn’t goin so well

[mxnrique]

[tarynel]

What the fuck is this

[n0kiv]

I watched this without sound and just… Yeah… No

[thesourpuss]

[fuckthekxng]

me as fuck

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]