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Slorp 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 I’ll eat all ur love thanks
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I has come to give u undying love and affection.
Slorp 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 I’ll eat all ur love thanks
I noticed you haven't been on in a while, so I just wanted to ask how you've been and if you're doing all right??
I’m doing !! Life is super busy since I’m on my senior year lol, but I’m alright! How are you darling? If you’re able to, you can always message me or follow my insta since I’m actually more active there lol 💕 I missed hearing from u omg!!!
My insta is @ bluu.seraphx btw! I hope we can talk more again soon!!
How would you feel if someone asked you to help draw for an animated series for YouTube or something along the lines of that?
that would be intense. A lot of pressure :0
Special Valentine’s day cards for ur Valentine <33
Cursed valentinez smh
Today is 6/9
DUDE THATS
HATS A GSEX NUMBER!!!
Almost every gay person I’ve met likes pokemon
if you’re lgbt what’s your favorite pokemon
the lads
These are the boys you crack open a cold one with
who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’
scientist: (gazing up at space) scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy
NO
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.
When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT
THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING
I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.
“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!
But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”
okay i’m glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence
I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs.
See this beautiful creature?
It’s a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it’s about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge’s skin. Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy. They could have given it so many cool names. Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!
You wanna know what they called it?
PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.
Good job, marine biologists.
Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.
However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.
All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.
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Just as I promised, here’s a rendered Cat Blob for your eyes.
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I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
Here it is. The post that started it all.
40,000+ notes and multiple spinoff posts and my thrussy remains unfucked. a modern tragedy
he wont leave
my body may be at work right but my soul is stuck in the Wii Sports universe
which sport
bowling
mindfuck of the day
the alphabet has been saying “hi” to you all these years. and i bet you didnt even say it back once you piece of shit
Why did you have to draw in the O and P
to distract everyone from the W
if you say derp in 2017 an elite internet sniper kills you f
goodbye
They sacrificed themself… To warn us…