Swag Sustains... YOLO Remains.

SHELLS

[capnsoapy]

For reference, here's a full bibliography of bad* [tumblr]* posts which were incorporated into the above comment:

[capnsoapy]

In hindsight, it was my fault for assuming that my recollection of bad* [tumblr]* posts was in any way typical.

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[softness-and-shattering]

Friend of mine calls it active listening. Ah yes we are speaking of tooths. I understand and respond. Here it a tooth image. I have heard you.

[swagforbirds]

buying a vibrator online and it ships in a really thin cardboard box and its wrapped in bubble wrap and when i turn it on it plays the "aiaiai im a little butterfly" song extremely loudly

[drumcore-deactivated20200630]

huuuh.. hey guys.. today were gonna be streaming [COUGHS TWICE LOUDLY] were gonna be streaming spore hero arena for the [COUGHS ONCE] nintendo ds... uh... chat please slow down [shakily holding glasses up to eyes] i cant read chat when its this fast... huhh... today we are going to be [breathes in] streaming spore... hero arena [breathes out, breathes in] for the... nintendo..... uhhh... what is it again...

[xxerror--sansxx]

damn whos this old bitch. is he a youtuber or something? hes ugly as hell

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

He looks like a rotting corpse, what a fucking loser

[dzcool3]

weren’t you two rotting corpses at some point?

[xxerror--sansxx]

batman?

[cyanbeats]

im sorry, but what is happening over here?

[xxerror--sansxx]

i dunno, just some random bat man guy started talking to us.

[cyanbeats]

o-oh, im sorry!

i-i’m kiki, whats your name

[xxerror--sansxx]

heya, im error sans. you can call me error though. whats up?

[cyanbeats]

nothing much,just my twin sister being an idiot

jade:wha- kiki thats mean

kiki:its true though jade

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

That's funny. You two don't even look like twins

[cyanbeats]

kiki:we are, we just have different colors

jade: that skeleton with the red sweater is so cute!

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

You talkin' about me? I ain't cute

[cyanbeats]

jade:*puts down pen* admit it,you are

kiki:jade! stop flirting with him!

[xxerror--sansxx]

really? i think hes pretty ugly personally.

[cyanbeats]

*she puts on shades and flips the bird* jade:f### you

[xxerror--sansxx]

ow, the edge. im just sayin that fell looks like a fuckin idiot. hes weak as hell too. couldnt even stop me from breaking his arm last time we fought

[cyanbeats]

jade: *sounding more demonlike* f### off ya twat

[xxerror--sansxx]

twat? what are you, british? gross

[cyanbeats]

jade: my accent can change! bloody ‘ell

kiki: it is true,we can have any accent

[xxerror--sansxx]

isnt that true for literally anyone though?even i could put on a dumb british accent if i wanted to. you aint special.

[cyanbeats]

彼について悪いことを言うのをやめなさい！

jade:彼について悪いことを言うのをやめなさい！

[xxerror--sansxx]

why should i? its fun. why do you care anyway? also, i get the point. didnt need to say it twice.

[cyanbeats]

jade:글쎄 미스터 이모 팬츠

[xxerror--sansxx]

...okay?

[transmasc-menace]

@banamberbread

[laly-481]

Who dare insult Fell Senpai ?

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

What the hell

[laly-481]

Senpai ♥️ !

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

I ain't your senpai, stop being weird

[laly-481]

Huh ?!

Then I have to kill you

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

I'd like to see you try, ya weirdo

[laly-481]

Not something hard, I'm used to it.

Actually, I already killed all the persons you could have liked !

[securipun]

papa smoke

[whiteyoda]

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits

[swagforbirds]

so whose idea was it to name them pedometers anyway

[galaxywarp]

[feldfrog]

Limos are such a stupid status symbol. Like yeah I'm rich. Did you see how long my car

[swagforbirds]

"we will defeat you with the power of friendship!!!" dude shut up. i got friends too you know. we hang out on weekends and play games every night. hop on discord lemme show you what real friendship looks like. bitch

[dogpuppy]

[scoobydoomed]

boring dot com forward slash bullshit

[teratomatower]

you should do a monstery take on 2d from gorillaz if ur familiar with him

I uhMisread this.Well enjoy!!!

[william-s-churros]

finally i can reblog my favorite post on this website once again

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[3000s]

they hate each other.

[barin-mclegg]

hey bestie you forgot the poll

[3000s]

oh sorry

would you kill and eat these animals?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

[barin-mclegg]

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

[3000s]

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

[3000s]

would you kill and eat @barin-mclegg?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 9, 2024

[swagforbirds]

Mao Zedong famously said 'women hold up half the sky', of course, assuming that we know that atlas holds up the other half, and all the worlds men, with their hands free from not holding up the sky, make themselves busy by doing makeup and dressing slutty in shirts that show off their belly button.

[segamascott]

[aquaheartgirl]

[ilaeriawitch]

[pantspissedinreverse]

[girldraki]

kind of harmonically beautiful