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Sometimes you can't share your nasty kinks with your friends, just with people on the internet. 34yo trans masc sub slut. MDNI p.s. if I reblog you a lot but don't follow you it's because this is a side blog I but I love you

[fishboykissesboys]

complimenting me while he's railing me and he asks me to repeat it back to him >>>

"You're such a good boy. say it back."

oh my goddddd mmmmphhhh

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[panomoly]

i-

….thank you tumblr??

[stankpasta]

hm. 

[krystal-prisms]

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

[soulvomit]

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

[wordsaremylife]

Well I never

[digital-magus]

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

[jaydove-writes]

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

[roman-a-person]

reblogging because what the fuck this should be commonly known

[grayskittles]

reblogging bc this was the first post on my fyyp and holy shit

[the-haiku-bot]

reblogging bc

this was the first post on my

fyyp and holy shit

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[newblvotg]

[lost-head-adventure-deactivated]

MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? 3. Have you taken someones virginity? 4. Is trust a big issue for you? 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? 6. What are you excited for? 7. What happened tonight? 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? 9. Is confidence cute? 10. What is the last beverage you had? 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? 14. What are you going to spend money on next? 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? 18. The last time you felt broken? 19. Have you had sex today? 20. Are you starting to realize anything? 21. Are you in a good mood? 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? 24. What do you want right this second? 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? 34. Listening to? 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? 38. Who did you last call? 39. Who was the last person you danced with? 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? 44. Do you tan in the nude? 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? 47. Who was the last person to call you? 48. Do you sing in the shower? 49. Do you dance in the car? 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? 53. Is Christmas stressful? 54. Ever eat a pierogi? 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? 57. Do you believe in ghosts? 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? 59. Take a vitamin daily? 60. Wear slippers? 61. Wear a bath robe? 62. What do you wear to bed? 63. First concert? 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? 65. Nike or Adidas? 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? 69. Ever take dance lessons? 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? 71. Can you curl your tongue? 72. Ever won a spelling bee? 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? 74. What is your favorite book? 75. Do you study better with or without music? 76. Regularly burn incense? 77. Ever been in love? 78. Who would you like to see in concert? 79. What was the last concert you saw? 80. Hot tea or cold tea? 81. Tea or coffee? 82. Favorite type of cookie? 83. Can you swim well? 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? 85. Are you patient? 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? 87. Ever won a contest? 88. Ever have plastic surgery? 89. Which are better black or green olives? 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? 91. Best room for a fireplace? 92. Do you want to get married

[sweatermuppet]

fat hairy dudes in lace underwear. now

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tink tonk algorithm: here is josh hutcherson, an actor you do not have any strong opinions of, getting muzzled by another man in a tv series you have never heard of

me: oh worm?

[i look up the series]

[i learn that both the characters in that scene had their dicks swapped due to time travel]

me: that's technically more information and yet i remain baffled

[do-you-have-a-flag]

wow what a normal scene with two characters with a regular penis situation

[do-you-have-a-flag]

upon further research into the show future man I have discovered it was created by two of the people behind sausage party and one of the people behind the show Misfits, which somehow explains so much

in one episode he fucks James Dean

[rhudraws]

Kinktober bonus drawing!! I hope to finish the last few I have planned + two short comics by the end of this month so I can finally put together a zine with all the kinky goodness!

And if the interest is there I’d love to print all 45 pages of drawings as a zine 👀

[rhudraws]

Kinktober day 11

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[melodramatic-murmurs]

what if you fucked me so hard that my brain like…. stopped working? haha… and then you like… continued fucking me when i was all mindless like that? ahaha… jk…. unless?? 👀👀

[mickeyimagines]

pussy spanking is so underrated. just pull a boy with your chest to his back and spread his legs and spank that soft little pussy till he cries. hold him tight and slap his needy hole unti he’s coming, then rub and massage the area in gentle circles until he’s overstimulated and squirting all over your hand

[nude-druid]

Nets

OF

[crazycrazybunnygirl-deactivated]

fat pussy = ideal for pussy slaps. and kisses. and fingering. and fucking. sorry what were we talking about.

[clubrivas]

[sanr1oslut]

princess treatment mixed with being used like a fuck doll >>>

[mrgoodnight23]

[chinoise56x3]

My kind of weekend plans…

[omegaversereloaded]

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

[basi-boy]

not what he said!!

[omegaversereloaded]

We will we will fuck you

[sanctity-of-sin]

I need someone under my desk while I work please

(Rbs are appreciated)