Ruby

she/her – 21

[piedpip3rrr]

What is this? A crossover episode???

[gingik]

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[artemis-heart-emoji-heart-emoji]

The soon to transition Mrs Nice Guy: No more Mr Nice Guy

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[namethatghostling]

women have no idea how hard it is being a man. for example, [describes an experience that is not at all exclusive to being a man]

[namethatghostling]

and the sequel [describes an experience that is more common or worse for women but isnt taken as seriously]

[kakyoinryoko]

it’s a little funny that essentially in the eyes of the law joseph joestar kidnapped a 17 year old and brought him to egypt and got him killed and then just went home to new york and faced no ramifications

[kakyoinryoko]

[kakyoinryoko]

[all-consuming-rot]

i havent actually seen anyone make real food for their miis it's all been prescription drugs and cigarettes and bees or a combination of those

[moveslikekeithrichards]

cars need extra signals that mean specific things like "i did not mean to do that" or "the cop is gone now can you please pick up the fucking pace"

[tgirl-thucydides]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[thecottageinthedark]

[petermorwood]

You have to listen to the basic melody a while before you start to improvise.

[call-me-moby-dick]

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[even-more-nonsense]

Failure to reach the heavens

[hhhhhhhbees]

HOLY SHIT

[theconcealedweapon]

[ouiouhie]

intruder 👁️

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[bunnygirlpaws]

she transitioned