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Hello my friends I am bunny ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Inbox is always open!! Hmu on overwatch: bunnynoodle#1777

[bunnynoodle]

[druminor-deactivated20190329]

So there is a movie called Ghost Shark, and this is pretty much all you need to know about it.

[leg-stealing-bee]

No i want to know more

[androgyne-angel]

[jturn]

sell it bob

[d1rtypaws]

Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[snuv]

[immaplatypus]

SO I JUST STARTED WATCHING THE JIMMY NEUTRON MOVIE ON AMAZON AND NOT ONLY ARE THE SUBTITLES DELAYED BY AN ENTIRE TWO MINUTES

BUT THOSE FIRST TWO MINUTES ARE OCCUPIED BY SUBTITLES FOR THE FREAKING???? RUBBER DUCKIE THEME SONG FROM SESAME STREET????

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CONFUSED IN MY LIFE

[immaplatypus]

i just want to have a normal night for once

[fuckstaffposts]

You declined having a normal night when you started watching the Jimmy neutron movie on Amazon

[valtsv]

this is literally the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life im fucking howling

[valtsv]

“he gets a little problematic at times” i know that should strike fear into my heart but all i can think of is “i have 2 sides…. the nicest girl you’ll ever meet 😇….. and twisted fucking cycle path 👹”

[filenames]

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[happy-little-spleen]

Tan in every Queer Eye episode:

[blood-and-foam]

four of the fab five: it’s a bit weird that we’re in this person’s house while they’re not here

antoni: I Will Not Be Stopped From Cleaning This Fridge

[princesconsuela]

[hydro-homies]

There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[newbarktownalumni]

I

[mynameisanacronymofitself]

Me

[fakehistory]

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018)

[agetwellcard]

coming soon: the duolingo owl will break into your home at night and beat the shit out of you if you don’t know the word for potato in french

[dragontamereg]

POMME DE TERRE!

P…please… spare me…

[agetwellcard]

now say it in german

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.