Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 14
(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"I'm not going to tell you to get over yourself, but you should."
"Don't fucking patronise me!"
"Don't ask me questions you don't want to know the answer to."
"Humility is an important quality, especially if you’re wrong a lot."
"If I knew what kind of guy you were, I would have never agreed to work with you!"
"I'm not the bad guy here!"
"I'd call you an idiot again, but at this point I'm starting to doubt whether you understand what I mean by the word."
"I don't care whose fault it is!"
"You're a control-seeking narcissist!"
"You seriously have no idea when to shut up, do you?"
"You can't ignore me forever!"
"You lack the courage of your convictions!"
"I don't remember you being this bitchy."
"I wish people would stop asking me how I'm feeling."
"You will lie, cheat and steal to get what you want, but you’re incapable of kissing a little ass?"
"I really don't appreciate this morbid humour."
"Didn't your mother teach you that two wrongs don't make a right?"
"Whatever gave you the impression that I was remotely interested in your private life?"
"You know, for someone who asks as many favours as you do, you sure don't make any effort to win me over."
"Stay out of my personal life!"
"No, it wasn't a joke. A joke is when you say something funny and the other person laughs."
"When a man shakes my hand and says he's going to do something, I expect him to follow through."
"What exactly is your problem with me?"
"You can't do anything right, can you?"
"Are you being intentionally thick?"
"If you think there's a problem with my attitude, I am prepared to discuss it."
"Just exactly what are you up to?"
"For once in your life, will you shut up?"
"I should have known that you weren't done sabotaging this."
"What did I do that filled you with so much hate?"
"Have you lost your fucking mind?"
"Has it ever occurred to you that when I don't share something, it might not be meant as a challenge? It might just mean that I'd like there to be one molecule of my life that goes unexamined by you?"
"You know, in some cultures, it’s considered almost rude for one friend to spy on another."
"Do you like being a fucking hero?"
"You're an only child, aren't you? Everything is about you."
"You are in my locked office. Again."
"You don't need to depend on people who are going to let you down!"
"That was one of the stupidest things you have ever done!"
"Stop looking at my ass when you think I'm not looking!"
"Some women are quite charming when they're angry. Unfortunately, you are not."
"Are you keeping us here just to torture me?"
"Where do you get these questions?"
"I wouldn't do that. There's no crying in here."
"Look, we obviously have a difference of opinion, and that’s fine, but unfortunately, I’ve used up all the time I’ve budgeted today for banging my head against a wall."
"I am trying my best to be civil. You don't want to see what happens when I stop."
"If you'd cared from the start, none of this would have happened."
