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[tolkienrppositivity]

[megatruh]

seductive you said

[doomslock]

Sherlock AU: After Mary first met John, a man called Sebastian Moran made an arrangement with her. However with the return of a certain deceased detective, Mary changes the rules.

[nechojakrp]

reblog with 3 of your favorite reaction pictures of your muse

[burdenedinexile]

[spader7]

thorin in a suit… which i suppose was bound to happen some day. 

[klokwerkheart]

spader7

This is dangerously tasty!

[wowaragorn]

[elijahwood]

[orlaisbians]

kings lack the caution of common men

[roywalkering-blog-deactivated20]

[burdenedinexile]

hewhowalksunseen

[burdenedinexile]

"How did you escape?"

"If you must know—"

— I sold him my nephews.”

[sovereignofdeceit]

“I? They’re your kin, and you did everything but gift wrap them. How could you…?”

[ He sighs, visibly reining in his temper. ]

         —Fine.

"But what am I meant to do to distract a legion of elves?"

[burdenedinexile]

"I have done what was necessary to ensure we get to Erebor before sun sets on Durin's Day.  If you cannot understand that, then I am sure you can make your way to the mountain on your own."

     [ Thorin pointedly ignores the sound and the angry tone, though he is starting to grow annoyed at having to justify himself ]

"This is what must be done.  Most of the company is free and ready to move on.  I am certain, as crafty as you are, you will think of an appropriate distraction.  You are a wizard of a sort, are you not?

Tonight, under the cover of darkness.  Do not worry so, for we have Master Baggins at our disposal, and he has proven himself quite resourceful."

[thelilnan]

he was in the first movie

[atahthi]

burdenedinexile said: omg Bofur stop meddling i stg imma sell you, too.

"Y’wouldn’t dare, y’can’t be that hungry.”

[burdenedinexile]

*tilts head and listens as stomach rumbles*

[khazaddis]

Was I not?

What part of ‘Keep my sons safe’ involves trading them for bread and a bit of ham? 

[burdenedinexile]

I fully intend to rescue them.  A plan is underway to do so as we speak.  They will not be mistreated in the custody of the elven-king.

[burdenedinexile]

*pins you against a wall and kisses you* Pass this on to the first ten people on your dash.

"If you ever try that again, Kili; I will feed you to Smaug myself."

[khazaddis]

burdenedinexile replied to your post “**scrollin down the dash** “I sold him my nephews”

*coughs*

Bro we need to have a talk

[burdenedinexile]

Bofur told you, didn't he?

     You were not meant to know---

[burdenedinexile]

hewhowalksunseen replied to your post: hewhowalksunseen asked:"Let me do...

Bilbo’s mouth opened, before snapping shut, eyes narrowing; that rude dwarf! “I’ll have you know, Master Dwarf, that facing a possible dragon is usually nothing for a Hobbit either — and it seems rather more dangerous than…this.”

"And I will have you know, Master Baggins, that your sole purpose on this quest is to face that dragon and help us reclaim the mountain," Thorin snapped, spine straightening as he fixed his angry gaze upon the Hobbit.  "If you are killed now, then this will all be for nothing!"