my burdens are endless (nonexistent)

crochet/knitting/embroidery/punch needle/writing/theater/language/dropout/starkid/the life series/many more fandoms enthusiast. constantly burnt out (shocker). call me atlas or @! i’m aroace and couldn’t give less of a shit about my gender <3. no bigotry allowed don’t do that in front of my salad please

[lechatonetlacoccinelle]

they should've kept this

[raccoonmilf]

Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.

[atomikats]

my personal take on the matter

[seracadash]

I love how well stablished is that Paul is a guy who won't do things he doesn't want to do. He usually won't even try to find excuses unless people insist. In contrast to Emma who is trapped in a job she hates doing bullshit she doesn't want to do. He doesn't want to go to a musical to help his friend and he won't kiss the woman he likes because there is blood and that's icky. It makes it mean a lot when he offers to go save Alice with Bill, because this is something he is actually willing to do (like hey at least it's not going to see mamma mia!). This is of course to add to the horror and tragedy of the ending 😔

[darkestbrook]

[cowboystokes]

bill! ted! ….emmas boss ?

[timeflow]

trans pride flag color picked from trans pride flag

[spiribia]

I like in rpgs where if you don’t romance two of the characters they start romancing each other instead. You think you’re the only fish in the sea

[assiraphales]

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

[beguilingcorpse]

the best thing about rulette 2 is that i do think it adds substantial mechanical improvements to the game design of the first iteration — paul and sam as ‘players’ intended to follow and be called out on rules, interesting new rules/prompts/modifiers, the golden rule concept, etc. — but all of that slowly but surely becomes overshadowed by josh ruben landing by chance on all of the specific rules that transform him into a baby-themed tongue-heavy gyrating monster

[samreich]

sometimes you dont know what youre signing yourself up for

[alastair-1205]

The Eridian science teams try soooo hard to be soooo normal about Grace. "He helped save our entire planet, we cant experiment on him!" "Hes a whole ass intelligent being, the biodome isnt like a zoo enclosure at all we swear." "Rocky might actually kill us if we try and add enrichment things to the biodome just to see what happens. It'll seem like an insult to Grace's intelligence."

Meanwhile Grace is just waiting in anticipation for someone to ask for a chunk of his hair or something. Hes lowkey curious as to what theyd find. Hes fine with being a creature to them its chill he gets it as a fellow intellectual and all around curious guy who insisted on watching Rocky eat.

[dumpsterfire620]

[omgtsn]

apple breaks up fight between two magnets

[redheartgrenade]

its just played backwards

[xeppeli]

your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist

[redheartgrenade]

it’s fucking played backwards. dont call me ignorant. its an apple

[xeppeli]

Have you ever seen an apple in your life?

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I wear your granddad's clothes

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I look your granddad's clothes

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I'm in your granddad's clothes

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

From that thrift shop: Granddad's Clothes

[samreich]

four equally well-fitted suits

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here