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we're not kids anymore.

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MADAM MAYORRRRR
i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”
he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.
i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show
Job done.
Per RTÉ:
After erecting scaffolding late yesterday, workers draped tarps over the temporary structure in the predawn hours and were seen removing letters around 3.10 a.m. in an operation that took about 30 minutes.
Unofficial Autism Post
How dare you leave this in the tags.
does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it
Mundane America. Broken pole with rope and an American Flag. Cincinnati, Ohio.
Wait. Wait.
Wait.
I know that telephone pole.
I know that telephone pole intimately because I’m the one who broke it.
Thats the pole next to Sycamore Jr. High, in between the jr high school and Pipkins, where I had my second car accident. A woman t-boned my car and drove me into that pole in 2008 and it took them years to actually take it down.
That black metal pole you see just beyond the broken phone pole is a “Now Leaving/Welcome To Blue Ash, Ohio” sign, visible at 5520 Cooper Road on google maps.
(the flag is there, btw, because its the starting point for the Blue Ash/Montgomery July 4th parade.)
The internet is so staggeringly immense that I can’t help but be disproportionately delighted when things like this happen.
"When Harlem Was" by Eric Bowman.
a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale
Lucy Lawless & Tricia Helfer in Battlestar Galactica
I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...
THE GOOD PLACE | 1.01 // 4.13
“Believe me, my dear, your future lies with David, and not with a silly old buffer like me.”
Doctor Who: Season 2 - The Dalek Invasion of Earth.
My illustration for the poster of Paris Citypop 2026 !
its not even shipping its just posting what they did
wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes