Write Me a Sandwich!

Multifandom, femslash/slash, social justice, cute animals, humor, and weird science, history, and linguistics junk. Also a clearinghouse for my writing, both fanfic and original. I'm EldritchSandiwch on AO3, but not the one on Tumblr. They seem nice, though. Avatar by @capydoodle

[multiverse-of-multifandoms]

Viola Hastings + Fave Quotes She's The Man (2006) Dir. Andy Fickman

[bleachblondebitches]

KIT & JADE in WILLOW

S01E01 | The Gales

[unpretty]

nothing has surprised me less than the part of the Count The Rice behind the scenes that showed all the grants having conversations with each other using nothing but the word "grant" like they were pokemon

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

[my-tardis-sense-is-tingling]

[sayuupi]

Sketching some bears from the bear cam! 🐻🐟

[slumbering-shadows]

sometimes writing will have you reading the Wikipedia page for tables as though it's a totally normal thing to care about

[amithsyt-deactivated20260523]

“you’re so quiet” thanks! i actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me

[mistershoestied]

i'm just so passionate about nontraditional paladins

paladins of atypical gods. a paladin of the god of storms whose divine smite is a literal bolt of lightning from the heavens. a paladin of one of the gods of death who seems scary but just wants the dead to receive justice and comfort.

a paladin of one of the "darker" gods who sees themselves as responsible for those that other paladins wouldn't protect— those who are lost, those who maybe aren't innocent but who deserve compassion all the same.

hell, there's a god of thieves (and theyre chaotic neutral)! what does a paladin of the god of thieves look like— how do you have a stalwart defender of a group defined by its secrecy and fluidity? what are they defending— the right of thieves to exist? the value of individual moral codes over societal laws? the honor code of thieves? maybe they strike down "false" thieves, those in it for greed with no respect for the art of theft or the standards respected by other thieves.

and then there's oathbreaker paladins. i just think there are so many more interesting reasons to break an oath than "i didn't want to be good and help people anymore."

give me an oathbreaker paladin whose god commanded them to do something against their morals. who is now branded as a traitor to their god when really it's their god who betrayed them.

give me an oath of vengeance paladin who is tired, not as angry as they once were, and sick of bloodshed. who breaks their oath by sparing an enemy.

give me a paladin whose oath is noble but who is frustrated with the moral absolutism of it. who is sick of their power being dangled over their head, able to be taken away at the slightest mistake. a disciple of ilmater who has been told too many times to bear the suffering of others and for once wants to be cared for. a disciple of the god of fate, sick of being told that theirs and others' suffering is inevitable and unchangeable.

i don't know man just. nontraditional paladins.

[official-dnd-posts]

official dnd post

[chimaerakitten]

One big unintended implication of filming every outdoor stargate episode in various Vancouver forests is that somehow every planet in two galaxies was extensively logged 60-100 years ago

[beatrice-otter]

#they have so many naquadah mine plots and yet no timber plots#despite that evidently being a booming business for the goa’uld

[segamascott]

[andremichaux]

Look I know you are cool with this, but you have to understand. I am a religious woman. [clicks tongue] I know, Mami.

One Day at a Time | 1.11

screenshots do not do this scene justice, so here’s the video posted by @sunflowersrain

[amygdalae]

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

[amygdalae]

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

[creatingblackcharacters]

I opened tiktok to see some bumfuck cracker say that AAVE means "Atypical Alternative Versions of English" they're fucking colonizing everything

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you was HOT huh. They just made that up 😭

[mydear-darling]

I wish I was making this shit up 🫩

[profoundathletecowboybanana]

I remember right after the Superman movie come out everyone was making the “Clark saved Lex’s life by saving Krypto before Kara ever found out” jokes and its absolutely fantastic to me how supergirl 100% confirmed that to be true. Lex doesn’t even KNOW how lucky he is that he got the emotionally stable super

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause

[ratcandy]

are u guys hearing this

(This is a Great Golden Digger Wasp - Sphex ichneumoneus - doing what its name implies, digging. But you may also notice, if you turn the sound on, that she’s making some incredible noises as she does so.)

[ratcandy]

Incredible onomatopoeia practice happening in my notes