Hippity Hink, I pissed in the Sink.

I make myself sad

[burgerkingdingyding]

Japanese Michael Jordan be like “Yamate! Tasuke o eru”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

pray for trump  🙏 🙏 🙏 he has covid

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

(pray he dies)

[fy-jungkook]

BTS x Marshmello

[burgerkingdingyding]

holy shit i didnt know BTS had so many members

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh, the orange shithead got covid!!! oh it’s like our birthdays all came early!!! oh i hope he dies!!!  🎉 🎉 🎉

[burgerkingdingyding]

you gotta be a horrible president to get Covid and have the ENTIRE internet wishing for your untimely demise. Covid is gonna be the presidential assassin we all wanted.

[immaplatypus]

seriously though like veggietales had a freaking grammy-worthy soundtrack…barbara manatee…the pirates who don’t do anything…song of the cebu…

[burgerkingdingyding]

EVERYBODY HAS A WATER BUFFALO

WHERE IS MY HAIRBRUSH

[semie78]

If you watch Code Lyoko Episode 2 at exactly 11:37:13pm on New Year’s Eve, Jeremie will say “Super Nuclear” on New Year’s Day. at exactly midnight.

[burgerkingdingyding]

I know what I’m doing for new years

[cosmicpines]

things a code lyoko reboot should go into: the amount of crime jeremie does

how does this boy pay for aelita’s tuition? does he make her a fake birth certificate? social security number? how deep does it go?

[burgerkingdingyding]

jeremie is on the deep web probably

[burgerkingdingyding]

No one:

Absolutely nobody:

Me: Chicken Wing Chicken Wing

Hot Dogs Me Gongaga

Wool Balenciagas

Gonna drink some wawas

[burgerkingdingyding]

you? a miserable, pathetic piece of human trash your mother? an absolute horrible person to raise a kid your brother? probably eats lego bricks your cat? is baby and always angy me? Gongaga

[burgerkingdingyding]

why is it that EVERY FUCKING TIME someone posts something on here starting with “Everytime I” people always reply with “AND EVERYTIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY” like we get it you like music go fuck a piano stinky

[dinuguan]

[burgerkingdingyding]

the green border makes me think this is from a episode of Drake and Josh

[burgerkingdingyding]

ah yes september is gone  time for OVERLLY ORGASM OCTOBER

[burgerkingdingyding]

movie plot: a horror movie where its a ghost that randomly can summon small metal signs that tell forboding horrible things to come

I will call it….PARANORMAL PLAQUETIVITY

[burgerkingdingyding]

alternate idea would be a ghost that makes your teeth gross

[burgerkingdingyding]

movie plot: a horror movie where its a ghost that randomly can summon small metal signs that tell forboding horrible things to come

I will call it....PARANORMAL PLAQUETIVITY

[burgerkingdingyding]

*to the tune of no no square*

no no this is obscene

Trump has covid-19

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

[carnival-phantasm]

[burgerkingdingyding]

“In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup” NEOPETS  NEOPETS NEOPETS NEOP

[burgerkingdingyding]

i saw a post that said a buttload of dildos is one dildo

am i the only one who can fit about 13 dildos in my anus at one time