I believe chocolate is the answer

I'm 23 now, so I'm basically nearly dead

[mad-decent-taco-deactivated2016]

So my girlfriends sock was lying on the ground inside out and I was afraid I’d wake her up from laughing so hard.

[daddyfuckedme]

[delta-breezes]

Piggy & Polly

[bisnufkin-deactivated20171213]

my dream job is being the guy that shoots the hole into each individual cheerio with a handgun

[frappuccinio]

me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’

me at home: good nite 

[princesconsuela]

[dragonsmagick]

[coldmackerel-deactivated2023110]

if u donuts wanna start shipping new star wars characters then be my fucking guest but mama din’t raise no fool. im waitin til i know who related to who so i don’t have to spend the next ten years in the shower praying for forgiveness. fool me once, george lucas.

[juhaku-inspired]

I took a test on like where you are on the ‘nonverbal intimacy scale’ and the average female score is 102 and male is 93.8 and I got 56 lolololol

here it is if ya want (reblog/reply w/ what you get!!)

[yoblackpopculture]

The greatest #MicDrop in the history of mankind! 

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[thesilverhammer]

Living.

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[unshaped]

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

[dr-j95]

I’m living

[angry-eevee]

adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore

[brbjellyfishing]

[skrotchevo]

[cachorritx]

get reck’t sister Gertrude

[languageek]

21 Ways to Say Hello found here. 

[qumi]

[sukebanfactory]

[smartass-stripper]

Omg my heart

[w4stey]

wtf kind of dog is this