Thought and laughter make the ultimate antidote.

Hopefully you find what you're looking for :)

[little-bxtch]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via rez512)

[newlabours]

[melonmemes]

It ain’t a 100 yard dash. Take your time

[kedreeva]

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

[thegirlwiththepurpleguitar]

i love this

[hotvampireadjacent]

what

[anthropofagy-deactivated2021041]

why does florida have a zombie alert system

[sixpenceee]

Dozens of Dinosaur Eggs Discovered by Construction Workers in Chinese City

Construction workers unearthed 43 fossilized dinosaur eggs during road repair work in Heyuan city in the southern Chinese province of Guangdong on Sunday.

Nineteen of the eggs are completely intact, with the largest measuring as much as 13 centimeters (5 inches) in diameter. Researchers said they will continue to examine the fossils to determine which dinosaur species they belong to. (Source)

[nowimthevillain]

No fuck no this is basically the start of jurassic park

[2scorchedwings]

LET’S GET THE DEADLY PARTY STARTEEEEEEEEEEEEED 

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

[manasaysay]

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

I like your dad already

[charming-tothelast]

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

[manasaysay]

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

I like your dad already

[charming-tothelast]

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

Tweet by Waterstones Uxbridge (bookstore):

I’ve worked here for… well… a very long time. 

In all that time, never has a woman said to me, 

“I don’t read books written by men." 

However, at least once or twice a month, a man will say that he’ll not read a book by a female author. 

Men are ridiculous creatures.

[feministfront]

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[rmick24]

I’ve never related to something as much as this

[stability]

[lemonfaces]

[learninglinguist]

An informative thread on meme semiotics by Daniel Ginsberg on Twitter.

[itsnotjustpms]

Not just for fashion but also self-protection! I believe hat pins should come around again. It’s been too long since we’ve had hat pin hysteria.