Jisho-tan

This is full of stuff I like… enjoy. Ren • Lazy Butt • Misguided Youth ~Offline~ it's nice to meet you

[feilusiana]

“it’s gotta be you”

[feilusiana]

[sandandglass]

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

[quotemadness]

“The shoe that fits one person pinches another. There is no recipe for living that suits all cases.”

— Carl Jung

[kittywavvy]

life after nude leak

[kittywavvy]

update:

[nakomist]

[ruinedchildhood]

When my parents have guests over and I need to get to the kitchen

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Cleric: Can you get your stick out?

Bard: You want to see my stick, do you?

[tutselutse]

John Cleese just murdered a guy on twitter

[okaywork-deactivated20141118]

me: i should get in the shower

*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*

me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there

[keyade]

i can be your angle or yuor devil 👼😈

[just-shower-thoughts]

We don’t appreciate enough our ancestors who figured out what we can and cannot eat. Like imagine trying lettuce for the first time and hoping you didn’t react like your sister who tried the poison ivy.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Water is a crazy motherfucker. It can burn you to death, freeze you to death, drown your ass, but you need it to live.

[shesfromwakanda]

I’m calling my lawyer

Earth Signs: Taurus, Capricorn, Virgo

Credit: @jzargoshepard

[nakurah-deactivated20130925]

jizz

[bootyunit]

when i saw this i couldn’t believe it didn’t have music

[danthesantana]

I hope to one day exude as much raw energy as this man does.

[wearepeasant]

the god of chaos

[kuroshikat]

What color is his shirt

[supacutiepie]

I LOOKED HIM UP AND YA’LL DONT UNDERSTAND

He is a  fucking bull riding stripper….

[klubbhead]

A WHAT

[psys-nsfw-corner]

*in the distance*

That’s what I like about Texas

[yaboykeiji]

He is braver than any u.s. marine

[memewhore]

[smokeysrebloggingthings]

Dream on lil doggie