Did You Fall? Or Did You Let Go?

Procrastination and the Internet came together to create this wonderful showcase of my un-productivity.

[dadimreaper]

Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer

[sevenmoreminutes]

when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

[scottiequeen]

[bgv-1967]

[steffrunsdeep]

Sunlight Through the Clouds

[morganalefays]

y’all: finally the EVIL summer is over!!!!!!!! getting ready for my one true bae fall!!!!!! pumpkin spice and aesthetic here i COME!!!!!!

me, a northener: 

[yukiranine]

me, a southerner:

[leninthesixth]

think about this every time i watch videos about youtuber drama

[liberalsarecool]

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[fuggmuff]

Hey remember when these positions were all essential workers and then they just weren't anymore after the media decided they weren't

[roach-works]

remember when essential workers didn't get any more rights they just died en masse, overworked and underpaid, while their CEOs raked in the profits

[fxvixen]

goddd i just want spider-man's identity to be his own worst but new york city's best kept secret. like i want him unthinkingly taking off his mask and like 20 people see, but if you ask them if they did? no they didn't.

the rule is unwritten, but very enforced. like, there are online communities dedicated to erasing any trace of the spread of his identity. a tourist takes a photo of him and posts it online? it's gone in minutes, and people send DMs to the poster anywhere from "hey, i'm sure you were just excited, but...." to "ill kill u if i evr c you, fuckin bitch".

any information on spider-man is only spread via word of mouth, and only spoken in hushed, awed voices. after several years of spider-man, everyone knows someone who encountered him:

"he saved my cousin. caught a falling billboard from underneath with his bare hands..."

"wow... i've never seen him myself, but he talked to my coworker's daughter for an hour after he stopped a guy from getting a little too handsy. apparently, his smile is 'dreamy'."

these secrets are freely given if you're kind, trustworthy, and show respect for the little guy. but the moment you demand information on him... "i don't know what you're talking about, buddy. he's just an urban legend the news likes to blame the city's problems on so we don't unionize or worse"

so as many times as spider-man ends up with out a mask, or accidentally introduces himself with a name that starts with 'p' and rhymes with 'meter'... on the record, they don't know a thing. because he does his best to help as many people as he can, so it's only fair if they help him a little in return.

[redlipstickresurrected]

Lydiafairy aka Lydia Fairy - Greenhouse, 2012, Photography

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[aangmarble]

This guy doesn’t pull any punches

[complicatedmerary]

[lachenn]

Reblogging this version instead cause ppl think this is about trashing LOK.

And it ain’t. LOK was good despite all the bullshit nickelodeon kept pulling on the creators.

[beggars-opera]

Absolutely losing my shit over this Russian ballet dancer jumping around like freaking Gumby while also playing the accordion. Actually you should watch the whole thing because the following sequence of a giant kickline of similar gumby-men is also tripping me out

[beggars-opera]

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[franzkafkagf]

not all of it is bad i think….…. we are going to be okay i think.

[animatedtext]

[ampervadasz]

Pink

[theryanproject]

Pink ain’t come to play wit you hoes!

[official-sokka]

[lananiscorner]

This is also an excellent example of providing breed-adequate enrichment, because Border Collies are herding dogs. They were bred to run a lot and do multiple quick and sharp turns, so if you can’t provide your collie with an actual herd of animals to… well… herd, an obstacle course like this is a great alternative. That dog is having the time of her life.

[guerrillatech]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

today's tiktok comment of the day

[aoi-x-deactivated20211121]

LMAO HE HAS MORE THEN A "TOXIC VIBE"

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

wait did he do something problematic?.. :/

[sugarsheeps]

He kins bakugou

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

ugh every time