can i be excused for the rest of my life?

april aka unareina the villain is the hero of her own story about me where to find me

[blurays]

Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.

Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz in Clueless

[femmefatale-rps]

glass animals could do a cover that was just dave bayley reading the entire itunes terms of agreement and i’d still blow out my car speakers listening to it at full volume

[assglanimals]

Drew at Latitude 2017

[catgifsoup]

[bloomflowersbloom]

[thedandyunderworld]

Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

[lord-kitschener]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[c-bassmeow]

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[pocblog]

Ali Wong: Hard Knock Wife (2018)

[targent]

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

[campbell-soup]

ginger ale is supposed 2 help settle ur stomach if ur nauseous so ppl get it on planes if they get planesick

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to god’s earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube

[oozmart]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you

dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)

scientist: uh…

[sunspill]

opens a google document that’s enough for today

[invaderxan]

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

[candy-n-stardust-deactivated201]

THS IS SO IMPORTANT AND MUST BE SHARED. 

[fairhytale-deactivated20240229]

honestly i am one with Hyde

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Chevrolet Chevette with body made from boat shell via Shitty_Car_Mods

[pukicho]

The year is 9

Some motherfucker be touching cow tits, and oh boy, he’s about to invent cereal

[pollofrita]

……. I beg your pardon

[pukicho]

Beg

[raychjackson]

I spit out my drink

[taviacw]

spicy lmfao

[chleopatraapaige]

This is why we need a class on hyper masculinity im crying dawg

[outtathisbluniverse]

lmfaoooo i cant b