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SOUTH PARK X READER REQUESTS (closed rn, sorry!)

RULES (PLEASE READ BEFORE REQUESTING!!)

➛ Please specify if romantic or platonic!

➛ If there are multiple characters, please specify whether they are seperate or poly

➛ All characters will be aged up in romantic headcanons

➛ If a character you’d like isn't on the list, ask anyways! I’ll try my best <3

➛ My default writing is for gender-neutral readers, but I'll do specific genders upon request!

➛ For now, I’m only writing headcanons

➛ No NSFW, or yandere, but anything else I’m free to write for!

➛ Go check out the fic 'Not so Boring' by Nyana, AND 'Welcome Home' by Hails! They're both great friends of mine, and inspired me to start writing in the first place :D (read them now 🔫...please)

*All rules are subject to change (Whatever! I do what I want!)

CHARACTERS I'LL WRITE FOR:

TEAM STAN:

Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman, Butters Stotch

CRAIG'S GROUP

Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, Jimmy Valmer, Clyde Donovan, Tolkien Black

LA RESISTANCE

Christophe Delorne, Gregory of Yardale, Trent Boyette, Dovahkiin

THE GIRLS

Nichole Daniels, Bebe Stevens, Wendy Testaburger

OTHERS BUT STILL BELOVED

Damien Thorn, Thomas (Le Petit Tourette), Pip Pirrip

A/N: Sorry I haven’t posted in a while! Hopefully, your requests will get me outta this writer’s block :) TY FOR EVERYONE’S SUPPORT!!! <3

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GREGORY OF YARDALE X READER HEADCANONS PART 2

Part 1 ➛ Part 2

Word Count: 580

TW’S: None

A/N at the end!

➛ Of course, Gregory had to get you back for how you embarrassed him in front of his best friend, deciding to tease you back in return

“Craig, you can’t just tell Clyde that Stripes’ more important than him!” 

“Stripe is though.”

"Y/n!" A voice interrupts the two of you, a head of blond walking straight towards you

"Hey, Gregory!" you smile, before he holds up your chin, leaning down to give you a kiss

"Greg?" You ask, a flustered mess

"I must go now, I will see you soon!" He says, briskly walking in the other direction.

"I- What-...Hey!"

➛ Gregory does little habits whenever he’s worried, often petting his hair, or tapping his fingers against surfaces

➛ Just being there for him or holding his hands helps him to calm down, and he loves your support!

➛ Speaking of holding hands, he lovesss to do so, he’ll take any opportunity to place your hand in his

➛ Is your hand empty? Not anymore-  

➛He goes on missions for La Resistance quite often, only attending school part-time for important exams or presentations

➛ They can be dangerous at times, but he always reassures you that he will do his best to stay safe

➛ If he can, he’ll text and call you throughout the mission, Gregory misses you just as much you do him </3

➛ Gregory always has some sort of schoolwork or mission planning to work on, but he wants to spend time with you as well!

➛ His favorite thing to do is for you to lay in his lap as he works, able to spend missed time with you

➛ It may be his favorite thing but... he needs to be perfectly comfortable as well

"Love, get up." Gregory shakes your arm,

"Mhmm but I'm comfyyy"

"And my leg is asleep, so please move."

➛He’d let you stay there though, anything for you :)

➛ Gregory always makes sure to have enough time for a date out though, taking you out to have romantic meals out, trips to museums or theatre plays!

➛ But he’d love to do anything that you planned out! Just don’t drag him out someplace his shoes would get dirty

➛ He always pays for whatever adventures you go on, no matter how much you fight back against it, he insists

➛ You sometimes sneak away to pay the bill

➛ It doesn’t go unnoticed though, and he makes sure next time he’ll pay twice as much and make the trip twice as grand

➛ He’s so used to being in charge and leading others, he’d love to relax and tease listen to you instead

"Gregory..." you back away from the face in front of you

He tilts his head, "Is something wrong, my dear?" 

"You’re too close"

Gregory smiles and leans closer, "I'm just admiring your face is all."

➛ You’re eventually able to push him away, and he'd be smirking the whole time

➛ He can’t help it, you’re just so fun to tease!

➛ Gregory was raised in a high-class society, always polite and proper at all times

➛ You’re there to remind him to feel free to be himself sometimes, and to relax once in a while! (even if it does result in relentless teasing)

A/N: I’VE BEEN RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD!!! THANK YOU FOR THE COMMENT!!! Omg no this boosted my mood COMPLETELY!!! THANK YOU CLAM!!! I’m so sorry for not posting this earlier I said I would post the 2nd part within the week and it’s been like...months D; shhhh you didn’t see anything AND OMG I HATE THAT FIRST POST THE WRITING IS SO BAD have this to make up for it😤

On a more serious note though I’ve been dealing with a lot of things and just haven’t found the motivation to write anything, but hopefully I can get to some of the requests? (Don’t hold me on that -.-) LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

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CRAIG’S GROUP X READER WHO LOVES ANIMALS

(Can be viewed as platonic or romantic!)

Word Count: 965

TW’S: None

Craig Tucker

➛ The fact you like animals makes him soooo happy

➛ Whenever you go over to his place, you always dote over how cute Stripe is

➛ Anytime you go over to his place you have to play with them

➛ He makes sure everyone remembers Stripe’s birthday and hosts parties for them every year

Craig leans down to speak, “Hey, Stripe’s birthday is next month.” 

Clyde beams, “Yeah, and mine’s next week!!! I’m hosting a party and-” 

“Stripe’s is more important.” He deadpans, flipping him off

“Hey!!”

➛ You ended up having to assure Clyde’s birthday still mattered, but Stripes was more important

➛ The two of you have photoshoot sessions where you dress Stripe up into little outfits and pose with him

➛ Craig’s phone screen background is a picture of you smiling, holding up Stripe in your hands. He’s got both of his favorite things in the same photo! (he still refuses to choose between whether he likes you or Stripe more)

➛ Flips you off whenever you mention liking any animal other than guinea pigs

➛Like, he gets that other animals are cool, but why like them when guinea pigs exist???

Tweek Tweak

➛ Is pretty anxious around animals, so he tends to stay away from them

➛ He’s very paranoid about another animal apocalypse taking over the world

➛ Any animals the two of you see are from a safe, safe distance

You look out of the bedroom window, pointing towards a shape in the snow, 

“Tweek, look! It’s a rabbit!”

His eyes widen, gripping his coffee cup, “AGH- What if it hops up here and tries to kill us?!?!”

“It’s not going to get us don’t worry! ... Besides I don’t think rabbits can jump that high.”

➛ He then went into detail about how he believes in a conspiracy theory about a secret rabbit religion revolving around the Catholic Church

➛ Tweek loves being able to ramble about things to you, and it helped him take his mind off the terrifying creature outside!

➛ He likes to bake you cupcakes with your favorite animal decorated on top :)

➛ They always turn out a little... jumbled, but he tried his best! He loves seeing you try to guess what animal he made, and the look of enjoyment on your face when you bite into the sweet treat!

Tolkien Black

➛ Tolkien thinks your love for animals is really cute!

➛ He loves listening to you rant about different animals you found, and holds onto every word you speak

“You won’t believe what I found outside today!” You smiled, bundling your jacket across your chest

Tolkien looks up from his book, “A cat?”

“No, I found a- wait, how’d you know?”

 He blinks at you with a blank face, “I can see its tail it sticking through your jacket.”

“...Oh.”

➛ He always makes sure that you are safe anytime you go out searching for stray animals cute pets!

➛ He’d mostly make sure you don’t try to pet anything with rabies, or wander anywhere you shouldn’t, but he still joins in when you find an animal to pet!

➛ Tolkien really enjoys talking to you, you could be talking about reading the dictionary and he’d still find it interesting!

➛ Loves to buy you animal-related things, clothes, plushies, mugs, anything and everything he can find!

➛ Had to stop because he found your closet completely overflowing with gifts, but he’ll still gift you something once in a while though :)

Clyde Donovan

➛ The two of you bond over taking Rex for walks every day

➛ You’re both found at the dog park often, with Clyde throwing footballs for Rex to fetch

➛ He’s practicing his throws, and having fun at the same time!

“Go Rex, go get it!” Clyde cheered, 

“Hey, Clyde... wasn’t that the football you just had autographed?”

He blanked for a minute, before shouting out, “WAIT, REX STOP!”

➛ Clyde tried racing across the field to get it first, though was undoubtedly incapable of beating the speed of his bloodhound

➛ It was covered in slobber when he got it back, but the two of you managed to clean it up

➛ The two of you are completely in synch, always running up to other animals to pet them

➛ Finds your love for animals so sweet, and will do his best to match your energy!

➛ You do have to drag him away from following strays into random back alleys though, he may not be the brightest, but he’s so sweet!

Jimmy Valmer

➛ He’s never overly cared for animals that much, but loves the way your face lights up whenever you see one!

➛ Whenever he sees you, he drops a few animal puns to make you smile

"What do mice e-eat on h-hot d-d-days? Mice c-cream!"

You giggle in response, and he begins to smile, "Wow what a t-terrific audience."

Deciding to make a joke back, you respond, "What did the dog hear after their performance? A round of appaws!"

➛ It would go back and forth like this between you two, time quickly filled with laughter and jokes

➛ As funny as your jokes are, the two of you would have to be careful how much you joke around others, not everyone can handle how absolutely terrible hilarious they are!

➛ Tolkien had to separate the both of you so many times before Craig lost his temper

➛ He always manages to sneak an animal pun into his comedy shows

➛ Seeing the laughter from the audience was well worth it, and he'd do anything to make you smile!

A/N: Sorry for being gone, I’m not sure when I’ll post next, this was just a post sitting in my drafts for the past 2 months!! I’ll do my best to work on requests! (and hopefully not procrastinate but I probably will, sorry again in advance) SORRY!!

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Can i request Kenny & Kyle with a s/o that LOVES true crime stuff <3333

KENNY MCCORMICK AND KYLE BROFLOVSKI X READER WHO LIKES TRUE CRIME

Words: 530

TWs: Mentions of murder, robberies, gruesome stuff, true crime (duh)

A/N: (I’m assuming you mean separate? I should probably add that into the ask rules lmao)

KENNY MCCORMICK

➛ Kenny’s been exposed to quite a bit since he was younger, so the genre isn’t exactly new to him

➛ He found it interesting that you were into that kind of stuff! He doesn’t know many people who like it

➛ The genre isn’t exactly his favorite, but would be more than happy to chill with you while you watch it!

➛ One of Kenny’s love languages is physical touch, and he'd use any opportunity he can get to be next to you

➛ Anytime you even mention wanting to watch a true crime show, he’d jump onto the couch, arms outstretched, waiting for you to join him

➛ Next to you or not, he always grimaces whenever any gruesome details are mentioned

➛ It’s almost as if he’s able to imagine the pain the victims went through, hugging you tighter anytime they're mentioned

➛ Whenever the two of you watch at his place, he always keeps the volume down and watches the door so that Karen doesn’t get shown anything

➛ After you introduced him to the genre, he began to do a little more searching on his own!

➛ He knows that most true crime is about murders, but LOVES documentaries about grand thefts, even suggesting a few for the both of you to watch!

➛ He likes to share his earbuds with you to listen to the latest true crime podcast together

➛ Always tells you to be safe before he leaves, he cares about you above all else, and doesn’t want anything dangerous happening to you <3

KYLE BROFLOSKI

➛ When you first brought up the topic of you're favorite genre, he was a bit confused

➛ He couldn’t quite understand why you enjoyed the genre so much? Or like... at all?

➛ He found people making a profit off of victims and their tragedies to be insensitive, and refused to watch anything of the genre with you

➛ Eventually, you convinced him to watch a documentary with you, so there the two of you were, bundled up in blankets on the couch

➛ He found himself enjoying the show, often ridiculing the assaulter and berating them for their mistakes

“Why would they do that? They’d obviously get caught.”

“I can’t believe they forgot to wipe off their prints, what kind of idiot does that?”

➛You may or may have not gotten him addicted to watching

➛ Every day after school, the two of you would be sprawled out on the couch, legs intertwined as he does his homework, listening to the show in the background

➛ If he ever gets really into a show, he ends up watching ahead of the series to finish it himself

➛ He’ll always apologize for doing so, and makes it up to you by sitting with you through the rest of the show!

➛ If you both are really invested in a show, the two of you would stay over at one another's house to binge the series completely! He might watch it without you if you don't

➛ Now, he calls the genre informational, and although he still thinks it’s insensitive, he just can’t stop watching it

A/N: GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN!! I think hope I passed all my exams!! Sorry if the sentences don’t make any sense I really wanted to post something but I’m just so tired!!!

[moved828376278]

helooo o/ this is my first request ever so I hope I’m doing this right

I wanted to ask for team stan + whoever you want with a reader who is on the shorter side, like 4’11 - 5’3 ish. Like would they jokingly banter with them or make fun of them? What happens when someone else makes fun of them? Just general headcannons ig.

Hoping this hasn’t been asked for yet. Thanks for the consideration!!

Take care <3

TEAM STAN WITH A SHORT S/O!

[ gender neutral ]

>> reblogs appreciated!

- stan would think it’s so cute!

- he makes fun of you all the time for it, jokingly of course.

- type of guy to rest his elbow on your head.. grr..

- gives you his hoodies cause he thinks it’s so cute when your engulfed by his clothing

- purposely places things high so you’ll ask for his help :,)

- kyle is more chill about it.

- he makes jokes about it, but he mostly thinks it’s super adorable

- pinches your cheeks and kisses the top of your head because he just can’t get enough of you!

- doesn’t let anyone else make fun of you for it.. he’s super protective!

- if you have small hands, he gives you his gloves but when he realizes they’re too big, he just holds your hands instead

- cartman is a little bitchy about it!

- it’s all in good fun, but he will make fun of you for hoursss on end.

- throws his pillows at you and laughs when you stumble down 😭😭

- feeds you more cause he thinks it’ll make you grow

- kinda glad you’re short cause he’s like 5’6”

- calls you names!! so rude dude so rude!

- kenny picks you up all the time

- even if you’re with your friends, he’ll just scoop you up and run away

- if you like to cuddle, he likes having you lay on his chest while he rubs your back, he thinks it’s really romantic.

- jumps on your back cause he knows you’ll both fall, especially in the snow.

- attacks you with kisses, he just thinks you’re so cute and he needs to show it!

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General dating headcanons for Thomas w a male s\o??? You're the first person i see writing for him 🙏

THOMAS (LA PETIT TOURETTE) X READER

Word Count: 485 (oops forgot to fill this in)

Requested: Yes / No

TWS: Swearing, Tics

Characters Mentioned are Aged up

➛ At first, he was really nervous around you, not wanting to embarrass himself

➛ Whenever you complimented him, he’d look away, face red and blushing

➛ He’s really introverted, as much as he likes going outside, he hates being around other people

➛ So the two of you take walks in the park together, still outside, but away from others!

➛ LOVES to hold your hand but would often settle for linking pinkies, too nervous to take his hand in yours

➛ You end up grabbing his, and he’d be blushing the entire time

➛ If the two of you aren’t on a walk, you’re found on the sofa chilling and watching TV

"Welcome back to Dateline, I'm Chris Haaaaaansen-"

Thomas turned to look at you, grabbing at the remote, "Let's DICK-NOSE change channels."

"Is something wrong?" You asked, passing it over to him

"COCK-SUCKER let’s just watch something else."

➛ Sometimes he feels really bad about his disorder, so you’re always there to help him in any way you can!

➛ Whenever you do go out together, you let others know about his disability so he wouldn’t get into trouble 

➛ You're able to stand up against any bullies he may come across, and help explain to others about his disability

➛ His mom adores you, Thomas has a hard time meeting new people so whenever you come over she completely gushes over the two of you

➛ Her entire camera roll is filled with pictures of the two of you

“Aww, the two of you are so adorable!” She said, snapping a few more images

“Mom! ASSHOLE - leave us alone, please”

She smiled, putting her phone away. “But my son has his own little boyfriend, the two of you are so cute!” 

“Mom!”

➛ Thomas is an introvert and hates being around other people, always scared of attracting attention

➛ His mom cuts his hair so he can avoid having to go to the barbers, though she wasn’t home, and Thomas’ hair was really bothering him sooo...

➛ You decided to help!

"Hey y/n SHIT-COCK, is this really a good idea?" He turns his head back to you as you powered on the razor.

"Of course it is! Have a little faith in me I got this!" You give him a quick peck on the cheek before turning him back around

You begin to start working with the hair clippers, cutting off scraps of his dirty blond hair.

"Just remember, you have to be really still-" "SHITBALLS"

"...oops"

➛ He ended up with a line shaved across his head, and his mom gave the both of you a light scolding for doing it without her permission

➛ But she did applaud you for trying, he's had worse haircuts

➛ Thomas needs lots of reassurance, he's quite insecure about himself, and his disability

➛With your constant reassurance and helpfulness, he gains confidence in no time!

A/N: MY FIRST EVER REQUEST!! I SHALL REMEMBER THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THANK YOU ANON!!! Also, I’m working on all the other requests I’ve been given, more will be out within the week!! (my lazy ass is blaming my procrastination on exams that I’ll never study for -.-)

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Hello! It's my first time making a request, so i don't really know how this works. So like, how would team Stan react/act if they had a chubby s/o? I dunno what to say, so, have a nice day!

sorry this took so long!

TEAM STAN WITH A CHUBBY S/O!

[ gender neutral ]

cws: mention of fatphobia

>> reblogs appreciated!

- stan never really thinks about your weight. he likes you for you, no matter how your body looks.

- if anyone makes fun of you, even jokingly, he gets super pissed and tells them to shut the fuck up

- lovessss cuddling with you, it’s his favorite thing in the world

- if you’re insecure, he’ll always reassure you that nothing is wrong with you at all

- kyle also doesn’t care for looks, all he cares about is if you’re a kind person.

- if you need a larger size in clothing, he won’t make a big deal out of it and order it for you online

- if anyone ever even tries to be rude to you, he’s quick to tell them to shut their mouth, or he’ll shut it for them.

- if you’re chubbier than him, he’ll wear your clothes all the time, no matter how much cartman makes fun of him for it.

- i think cartman would love having a chubby s/o!

- he can relate to you on some things, and he can give you his hoodies!

- he thinks you’re a perfect match, he loves you so much.

- most people are scared to make fun of you, but if they do, he’ll make them regret even thinking about it for the rest of their life!

- kenny absolutely worships you.

- he’d love to lay in between your thighs while you play with his hair.. if you’re okay with it of course!

- i think his parka would be pretty oversized, so he gives it to you if it’s cold!

- i also think he’d grow up to be pretty tall, so all his clothes fit you loosely!

- gets super pissed when people make fun of you, he wraps his hand around your waist and tells them to fuck off, and says that they’re mindless virgins.

- might force you to bring him snacks, chubby or not LOL

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Hello!!! Can I please get head cannons of Kyle dating you but you’re Stan’s sister I wonder how that would go!!

KYLE DATING STAN’S SISTER!

[ fem reader ]

- stan would rather you date kyle out of anyone of his friends.

- kenny’s overly flirty, and cartman.. no.

- still, he wouldn’t leave you alone in a room with him, just in case he tries anything funny.

- kyle is super wary around you when stan’s around.

- he doesn’t look you in the eye, touch you, and barely talks to you

- he doesn’t wanna potentially ruin his friendship with stan

- but when you’re alone, he’s super affectionate and sweet.

- you’d be sitting on kyle’s lap while he’s nuzzling his face into your neck, but when stan walks in he throws you off the bed and pretends like nothings going on

- “oh, hey.. hey stan. how are you?” “dude.”

- stan can and will show kyle embarrassing photos of you, no matter how hard you protest.

- kyle is always either with you, stan, or both of you!

- shelley thinks your relationship is gross, randy is your number one fan, and sharon is generally supportive :)

[cartmankisser]

hey jennie can i req the main 4 and the exact moment they realized they were in love with reader? :) i hope u're doing well and taking care of yourself

of course of course!! also thank u so much!!

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for eric, his love for you would be a buildup of something so small that he didn't even notice the pressure growing inside until he feels like hes gonna explode!!!

it would probably be the way your shoulders touch every time you two sit with eachother. such a subtle and innocent touch!! but when he caught himself making excuses to sit close to you, he realized his motives were more than you just smelling good or keeping him warm

kyle would notice his feelings pretty early on, but he'd always brush them off as something smaller than they actually are

he'd probably realize when he couldnt stop thinking about the way you smiled at him earlier that day. your warm grin,,, the care in your eyes,, your soft plump lips,,, and oh god... maybe his "friendly" praises he gives you in his head arent platonic as he plays them off to be

stan knew he felt something for you the second he made eye contact with you. it was a heavy warmth in his chest, making it harder for him to breath

it started in the depth of his heart and spread throughout his entire chest with every pump of blood of blood. it traveled lower and captured the butterflies in his tummy into a ball of warmth and love,,,, and the butterflies traveled up and up,,, higher and higher inside him untill,,,, ew gross stan!!!!!!!!

kenny would know you're the one when he finds out you went out of your way to help him!! even for something small!

just the fact that you thought about him makes him feel all soft and fluffy inside!! but the fact you did it to help him out?? omg. it really shows that you care about him!!! and the feeling he gets in his.... heart..... when he realizes this is anything but platonic

[nsmhrniki]

CLYDE & STAN W/ A CONFIDENT, BUT EASILY FLUSTERED READER...!

warnings: none

pairings: clyde, stan x reader (seperate)

genre: sheep (get it bc,,🙂🙁)

pronouns: none specified

requested: yes // no

" helloo! can i rq some hcs for clyde and stan with an s/o whos confident but gets flustered easily when receiving any affection? pls and ty! ^^ "

– anon

a/n: js finished editing my other posts now i'm ready to do the reqs 😎 i don't own any of the fanart!!

🎸 ⊹ donovan, clyde ..,

clyde would be so confused LMAO

literal gears are turning in his head

it was the start of your relationship. clyde rlly loved your confidence and how u're so cool. not a single insult bothers you. ppl envied both that and just you generally

he hugged u from behind and tenderly kissed u on the cheek

and suddenly u start stuttering and can't look at him in the eye

"wh- why? are you okay? did i do something?"

"no! no, no, of course not haha,,! ah.."

he would purposely try to be more clingy and affectionate, but it's not because he finally understands what's up w/ u ☠

lil pea brain

eventually after like days of unintentionally riling you up he finally goes to his friends

he goes "idk what i've done like theyre so confident and when i give them love they become- unconfident 😿.."

"you idiot, its because u fluster her 😐"

"what? i do that???"

sighs of disappointment erupt from the group

he's so in awe about it; like what POWER did the gods give him 😭

the tiniest affection flusters you sm and he finds it cute!!!

but on top of that, he's totally the same!

yk how he can get egoistic, you have to kiss him to shut up

u both are just confident, easily flustered, people – a cute pair :)

💤 ⊹ marsh, stan ..,

unlike clyde, stan IMMEDIATELY knows whats up

like his face wont rlly show much but inside he's like "oooooh 😏"

the power he holds in his hands

it was when he finally confessed to you

u stood before him, hands on your hips as you look up at him with the same confident spark in your eyes

"so?-" "i like you."

you choke on nothing

how DARE he just spit that out of nowhere

u turn to him again but your eyes are literally focused at – god knows where – BUT stan

"okay? well- whatever i- i like you too so"

stuttering? since when did you stutter

it took stan a second or two and his perplexed expression slowly turns into a sly one. but he coughs it off w/ a fake, unimpressed expression

"really? i'm not just gonna take that. u're gonna have to kiss me."

your now panicked eyes dart at him for a second before turning the other way, so. much. SWEAT was running down your forehead that you'd think south park was a hot place

no answer

guess stan will have to do it himself 🤷🏻‍♀️

tag list : @lim3erence @kennyphobia @m3l-505

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Reblogs are appreciated !

[cartmankisser]

hi!! 😎 anon here!!! So um I am here to request fluff hcs with kenny!!! Like kenny actually NOT!! Being all sexy with the reader, but I know damn well he still gonna make sexual jokes😭 but just some casual fluff hcs please and thank you!!!! Take your time your very beautiful and awsome!!!💕💕

STOP UR SO SWEET IM GONNA CRY

ALSO IM SORRY THIS TOOK ME A WHILE IVE BEEN BUSY WITH KEVIN STOLEY BRAINROT......

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kenny is always so protective over you that it's a little creepy sometimes. he's not trying to be weird or anything it's just??? he's been hurt so many times by so many different things that he just can't help but worry if it might happen to you too!!

going back to him being a little creepy, he really doesn't know what he's doing when it comes to romance. most of his attempts, especially early in the relationship, is just him trying things he's seen in cheesy movies.

it's usually hit or miss whether it's cute or not. like one time he could get you a cute bouquet of flowers and then the next day he'd break in through your window and watch you sleep just because he saw it in a movie.....

I MEAN HES TRYING HIS BEST?!? but he takes too much advice from cartman tbh

but like when he gets over his cute little "always having to impress you" phase, he's a lot sweeter and genuine!!

he's a lot more confident in himself and it's the cutest thing ever!! small and cute dates, handmade gifts, casual compliments, and constant affection

he gets the biggest wave of pure joy and love from the smallest bit of affection from you. he is incredibly touch starved, so he practically jumps for joy everytime you hold his hand /hj

no but like seriously he LOVES PDA and showing you off,,, it makes him feel so special when you show him off too

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TEAM STAN X READER WHO FAILED AN EXAM

(Platonic or romantic, either fit!)

Word Count: 935 

TW: None

STAN MARSH

➛ Stan is really good at procrastinating studying, but he always manages to scrape by in class

➛ Passing the course or not, Stans failed a few tests himself and knows how shitty it feels

➛ If you’re absolutely heartbroken, he'll offer to hang out with you after school to keep your mind off it!

➛ He's not exactly the best at comforting you, he tries his best but has no idea what to do

"Oh, you failed? I'm, uh, really sorry about that."

"I can't believe I failed it, I studied so much!" (╥_╥)

"Sorry about that... do you wanna see some pictures I took of Sparky yesterday?"

➛Dog pictures always make people feel better, so you'd be cheered up in no time!

➛ Wants to help you out with assignments, but isn’t the best at it, so he often directs you to Kyle instead

➛ But he'll send you homework answers (if he does it) whenever you need them!

KENNY MCCORMICK

➛ Kennys really smart, he just doesn't study, which results in him not doing the best in class

➛ He doesn’t like school that much in general anyway, and tries to pass through the courses by doing the bare minimum so he can get a job in the future

➛ He's there to assure you that it's just a test and not the end of the world

➛If you are really upset about the exam results, he offers to help get your mind off the mark ;)

➛ By skipping school and hanging out around the town of course! 

➛ The two of you would have fun running around the city, you'd completely forget about the test results!

➛Until you go back to school the next day and get in trouble for skipping

"You two are in trouble, mkay! No more skipping, skipping is bad, mkay!"

"Mmph mmmph mphh mhp!"

"That is no excuse Kenny, mkay! You two have detention after school, mkay!"

➛If you mention wanting to pay attention more in class, he'll tap your shoulder and get you back on track whenever you get distracted

➛ Also tries to help you with any homework or studying, but never does any of his own 

KYLE BROFLOVSKI

➛Has never failed a test in his life, he's constantly studying or working on an upcoming assignment

➛ He’s a very academic person and cares a lot about his marks

➛ Always curious about others, and wants to know what people got in comparison to him

"What mark did you get?"

"Well uhm, I didn’t do so well..."

He looks over your shoulder, "You got 37%? That’s not bad! I only got a 86%, not my best."

➛ Tells you that even though you failed this one test, your grade should hopefully average out!

➛ Whispers answers to you whenever the teacher would call on you

➛ Reminds you throughout the day of schoolwork and assignments that need to be finished

➛ Would often offer to help tutor you in the class, because it helps him to review as well!

➛ He’s really good at teaching, so you’d learn from your mistakes in no time!

ERIC CARTMAN

➛ Will laugh in your face when you get the exam back

➛ Then looks at his own and realizes he failed himself (ಠ_ಠ)

➛ He'll keep in mind not to copy off you in the future after this, and curses you out for making him fail

➛ Will immediately go over to the teacher to complain about the results

➛ Complains that the test was too hard because the two of you failed

➛ Eric ends up trying to get (his) the two of your tests rounded up

➛ Doesn’t even bother attempting to study, instead pointing out the kids in class that are the best to copy off of

"You see, Tolkien, he's good at math because his family's rich, so it's best to copy-"

"I'm not cheating Eric!"

"Alright, fine! Just use his answers as inspiration for the next test!"

➛ If you both have another upcoming test, he'll create a full-on heist to sneak into the teacher’s class and get the answers

➛ He would either get caught and blame it on you for pressuring him to cheat, or show up at your doorstep with the answer sheet so you could both memorize the answers

LEOPOLD (BUTTERS) STOTCH

➛ He tries his best to get good marks or else he'll get grounded

➛ Butters gets distracted pretty easily, so he would be paying attention in class for one minute, and end up doodling over his homework the next

➛Such a sweetheart about comforting you once you get the results back

"There there," he pats your back, "don't worry about it Lil buddy, there’s always next time! You tried your hardest, that’s what counts" :)

➛ Offers you a comfort hug if you’d like! He really cares about you and wants you to be happy

➛ He stays by your side the whole school day to try and cheer you up

➛ Will take you to go get ice cream after school if you're really bummed out about it (if he's not grounded)

➛ Won’t let you copy off his homework, but offers to help you out with it!

➛ He ends up being moral support while you text Kyle for the answers

➛ The two of you would have ‘study sessions’ together, where you would be studying, and he would be filling in his Hello Kitty Colouring Book

➛ It helps him get out of the house, and for you to stay focused!

A/N: may or may not have written this for comfort cuz I failed my last math exam, I got a redo tomorrow that I haven’t studied for because I wrote this (-.-) imma genius (⌐▨_▨)

ALSO, I’M TERRIFIED SOMEONE WROTE SOMETHING SIMILAR BEFORE ME

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GREGORY OF YARDALE X READER HEADCANONS

Part 1 ➛ Part 2

Word Count: 605 

TW: None

All characters mentioned are aged up

➛Gregory’s family is quite wealthy, and he makes quite a lot of money from his missions with La Resistance, so he loves to spoil you

➛ He loves to give you flowers, and you’d get a beautiful bouquet every other day with a romantic note attached in beautiful cursive handwriting

➛ Though sometimes he forgets not everyone has a 4.0-grade average, and you have to ask others what he was trying to convey

"Hey, Kyle?" You look over to your desk partner.

"Hm? Yeah, what’s up?"

You glance back down to the letter, "Whats bewitching mean?" 

"Bewitching? Oh, it means like pretty."

Your eyes widen, "Oh! So he wasn't calling me a witch?"

➛ He would leave the notes in different places each time, sometimes your locker, school desk, or even your doorstep!

➛ If you do give him gifts in return, he’d keep them displayed on his shelf, or even in his pocket so he would have a memento of you while away on missions for La Resistance

➛ Proper British boy, will constantly be correcting you every time you spell colour without the 'u' 

➛ Gregory’s such a gentleman, he’d open doors for you, pull out your chair,  anything for you!

"Wait, y/n!" Gregory blocks you with his hand.

You stop in your tracks, "What is it?"

His eyebrows furrow, "There’s a puddle in front of us." 

You look down, "...so?"

"I refuse to get our shoes wet."

 He takes off his jacket, placing it on top of the damp ground below.

"Now we may walk ;)"

"Greg!"

➛You lent him your jacket because he got cold (-.-)

➛ Gregory believes he has the best of styles, often discretely flaunting his brand name clothing items

➛ He would often leave out his jackets or gloves for you to wear, or even buy you new closets outfits completely

“Gregory, what’s this?” You ask, gesturing towards your dresser.

He looks up from his book, glancing from you to the shopping bag on your dresser. “New clothes, I saw you looking at them during our visit to the mall yesterday.”

“I was... but you didn’t have to buy them for me!” 

“You like them though, do you not?” He looks at you, confused

“I do, but, you still didn’t have to!”

He smirks, “Of course I didn’t have to, though I did.” He flips the page of his book 

“I- but- you- ...Thanks.”

➛ No matter how tall you may be, Gregory always manages to one-up you, wearing those fancy high heel boots to be taller

➛ He definitely takes his height to his advantage, kissing and patting the top of your head

➛ Gregory's typically great at keeping his cool to whatever display of affection you may put on

➛He's just hoping nobody notices the blush on his cheeks

➛Especially if its in front of his friends

You see Gregory in the distance able to recognize that blond hair anywhere. He talks with broad gestures, while his colleague stands with his arms crossed, and a cigarette hanging out of his mouth.

“Gregory!” You run up and hug him from behind, almost causing him to lose his balance.

“Y/n!” he looks down at you, a flustered smile plastered on his blushing face.

“Just wanted to say hi ;D” You smile back, enjoying how red his face got from the action.

You hear a snort in front of Gregory, seeing his comrade blocking his smile with his fist, shaking slightly at the sight of his uptight partner getting so flustered.

“Mole! This isn’t funny!” Gregory shouts, causing Ze Mole to shake even harder with laughter.

A/N: OMG I DIDN’T REALISE I WROTE FOUR PAGES WORTH OF HEADCANONS JKSDHFNNJCVKSU

anyways imma spread them out into separate parts, and hopefully post them throughout the week (ngl I’m scared if they’re too long nobody will read them)

I’ve actually had these written up for 3 months now, I’ve just been procrastinating posting this, sorry sorry, anyways, hope you all enjoyed my first post!