not important

[dinuguan]

‘til paul do us blart

[zagreus]

HELLO???????????

[x]

[weedrockgalaxies]

[farmsuggestion]

old macdonald had ENOUGH

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[50feetwoman-deactivated20190503]

This is what happens when you’re a vampire. You have to watch everyone die. Your mother and father. All your friends. Sometimes brutal, like slipping and falling onto a giant spike. Or falling asleep in an autumn pile of leaves and having some of them block your windpipe. Or making the simple mistake of fashioning a mask out of crackers and being attacked by ducks, geese, swans.

What We Do In The Shadows (2014) dir.Taika Waititi

[rubyetc]

who?

[champagnemanagement]

[medusabraids]

….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube

[nvclearbomb]

Understanding this, is gay culture

[smegma-factory]

I think everyone has seen Lord Of The Rings

[rikivi]

[ourstrangeduet]

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

[thenatsdorf]

“Do I look like I eat bugs?!”

[emchromatic]

I love this frog so much I drew a comic of it.

[suck-too-hard-on-your-jaskier]

Angery fly-yeeting ribbit boi

[mypetufo]

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

[eyres]

The real loneliness is living among all these kind people who only ask you to pretend.

The Age of Innocence (1993) dir. Martin Scorsese

[hustlerose]

welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger

[big-red-gum]

p-please, i just want to s-see my wife again

[hustlerose]

chinken nunget

[catchymemes]

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid