thanks mom

I'm Ashleigh and I think I'm a lot funnier than I really am

[thefirstpunch]

i crawl oujt of a ditch shaking and covered in blood and when you ask me what's wrong im just like I need something sweet

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

hi manager. please disregard my habit of getting extremely sick out of nowhere. i am known for this worldwide as yet another of my lovable and awesome employable traits. my special ability is to get sosick

[malscare]

so dance, hamster, dance, he never had a chance

[nnezzanine]

[primarining]

Post gandalf big naturals

[gay-pippin]

what else do you command of me

[stealing-your-wife]

@jackalspine

[jackalspine]

Yes this is my favorite post I made another one

[iggykoopa666]

[thicchighness]

Sex before marriage is a sin. Unless you do it doggystyle, cause all dogs go to heaven.

Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

[rottingfacade]

due to budget cuts preschool will no longer teach about the color green

[princessmo]

call my girl the bit the way i’m committed to her

[softwaring]

[chicks2010]

[memeuplift]

[godstiel]

(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

[suazu]

[bullet-train-2022]

Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Tangerine 

in BULLET TRAIN (2022) dir. David Leitch - b roll

[sapropel]

Clifford the big red dog has the zoomies event 15 dead 162 injured

[jenheadjen-deactivated20240221]

Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show