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[assmaster-6000]

im stuck here for all of eternity. he/they 20s

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[saudadiste]

@assmaster-8000 you want him soooo bad 🌀🌀🌀 He will NOT wear the hat during sex 🌀🌀🌀

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 39

Qifrey (Witch Hat Atelier)

Ghostface (Scream)

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

[assmaster-6000]

wow citrus oils sometimes have this very special ability to smell like throw up and cough syrup at once 😍😍😍 thanks for nothing. bitch

[theangelisgay]

nah man you cant even tell you dyed it at all it looks super natural

[assmaster-6000]

oh my god how is porkchop n flatscreen STILL going brah

[assmaster-6000]

why is everyone ragging on the art style. LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!! huffs and puffs

[assmaster-6000]

oh my god how is porkchop n flatscreen STILL going brah

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[assmaster-6000]

his mistake was believing he could ever save you from tragedy; your mistake was believing he would ever stop trying

[assmaster-6000]

she hands me her cellphone 📱 says its my dad 😭 man, this ain't my dad 😔 this is a cellphone 📱 I THREW IT ON THE GROUND 💥

[gloomrai]

imagine having an argument with Idia's tablet in the middle of a hallway, and he's getting annoying so you just press the "end call" button and walk away.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[assmaster-6000]

if ren wasn't actively playing dead they'd be sending postcards of themself like this to olly

[xanaxfarts]

[assmaster-6000]

i do think there's something very romantic about a palm cradling the arch of your foot as they slip your shoes on. or a thumb admiring the curves of your heel as they take them off. or someone kissing the tip of your toes after they've finished lacing up your shoes <- that too, can be sex

[assmaster-6000]

don't wear open neck shirts around me or ill start licking the air

[assmaster-6000]

i feel a little more like myself!

[assmaster-6000]

kay last few ones