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I’m convinced that if someone adds the song “runaway” by AURORA to any video and it will turn into the most beautiful cinematic masterpiece.

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Whoever named eggs an egg is right. Those are definitely eggs

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Imagine if someone blind had tryphobia. They would be terrified to read their brail.

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Mentally I am here:

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Studies show that the colours: red and yellow, can make you hungry. Which is why fast food chains like Macdonalds and kfc have it in their logos. Unfortunately red and yellow is present in another sort of “ logo” I know...

I find this a little cruel.

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Do you ever tell yourself “ ok after this I can cry” and try so hard not to in that moment and then afterwards when you can cry, you just feel numb and can’t cry anymore. Or is that just me

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There’s good in every goodbye and bag in every baggette

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Imagine if someone blind had tryphobia. They would be terrified to read their brail.

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Everyone be thinking they’re so smart not wearing pants in all the zoom meetings when in reality everyone’s doing the same thing

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Imagine if just like u have to ask the parent if you can marry ur significant other what if u had to ask to break it off with them. How awkward that would be.

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2020 before 2020 was known for its joke: “i cant see how things will be a year from now cuz I don’t have 2020 vision” now the whole year is just a joke but it’s not funny anymore

🦠🦠

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Here’s a conspiracy theory that might cause me to mysteriously disappear: SHAVER COMPANIES AND DEODORANT COMPANIES ARE IN IT TOGETHER. Hear me out, deodorant not only makes it pits smell nice but is also a hair growth formula to further the need of shavers. Naturally it is more common in women’s products but sneaky nonetheless.

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There is good in every goodbye and pain in every pancake.

#relatable