FEELING VERTIGO

EVERYONE GET SCARED TODAY

[burritowitch]

Hi I'm BurritoWitch

Call me Jaime/Jay ✨pronouns whatever the fuck i dont really care but she probably ✨minor✨soy quien soy, no preciso identificación ✨no soy loca ni malinchista ✨

Things I am:

chicana, desert rat, woman <- in that order

Things I do:

Write video essays, make edits, draw shittily, dungeon master poorly, public speaking, roller skating

Long time fan of dc comics, the toxic avenger, and goth music

But all you really gotta know is, toro i am frightened but I'll use my final breath, to tell you that i'm sorry let us end this dance of death. two centuries of agony, to your heart we've sent, here and now with my amends, the senseless killing ends

Youtube:

burritowitch

Used to be a gaming channel now I'm a mediocre video essayist who can't stop writing about her hyperfixation. new video every month, shorts

[burritowitch]

like theres so much potential in constantine x lucifer as soon as you stop going "haha constantine made out with satan" and start actually thinking about lucifer as a character rather than an archetype and the first of the fallen as an aspect of him

[rettoujoutou-deactivated2025112]

bela fujoshi’s dead

[burritowitch]

lowkey i think kelley jones is my least favorite comic artist. like ever

[burritowitch]

btw mutuals can ask for pictures of the cage

[burritowitch]

i hope they let us out of the cage tomorrow. otherwise i will be running a 5k in the cage. i have maximum an hours worth of work left in the cage. do not put me in the cage. if they make me stay in the cage until my coworker has finished his portion i will explode

[burritowitch]

let me out of the intern cage. pls

[josh-lanceero]

I forgot the exact panel but Chas bi panic my love

[belablue222]

i got that panel on speed dial its so good i love them

[josh-lanceero]

so effing cute

[burritowitch]

leaving my coworker trapped in a cage

[burritowitch]

if i am on tumblr before 7 am tomorrow i need someone to shoot me

[burritowitch]

this cover is so cuties... need this on my wall like asap

[tortapane]

helena you’re too cool for those people they’ll never deserve you

[dexdedexx]

batman beyond if it was a "girly show from the early 2000's" because I'll never get over the fact we had a batman show with a batman in high heels who befriended every girl he saw

plus some new designs for them

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 3 days 13 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

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[wizardarchetypes]

was at the corner store getting a few snacks and a 7 year old with a single packet of two poptarts struck up a conversation with me while I was choosing between Chex mix flavors. weighed in on the flavors. They continued to follow me through the store all the way to checkout and stood there talking to me at the register so the cashier thought they were my kid and I finally said “are you possibly hoping for someone to buy those poptarts” and they pulled out a WAD of cash and said “nope just talking to ya.”

absolutely enchanting child no notes

[wizardarchetypes]

energy of an 85 year old who got freaky friday’d tbh

[burritowitch]

i should read the divine comedy in a comic book lucifer pilled way

[burritowitch]

how the hell did disney not have issues with incredibles. like their elastigirl has the same name, similar last name, and similar design to dcs like what

[burritowitch]

rita farr vs helen parr btw