Jan 25, 2019
avengers as shit i’ve heard at school
tony: poetry is for people stuck in the 1940s.
steve: *in response to “everyone i know is gay”* i’m half gay!
natasha: he asked me out. i slapped him.
thor: yeah, then my brother threw me out of the window.
bruce: life is hard. then you die.
clint: look at me, i’m a blind mouse! *pulls hoodie over face*
peter: my cat’s better than yours! my cat’s instagram famous!
wanda: you thought i already screwed up? oh, wait till you hear what i did next.
bucky: i need to stop meeting people.
