All I Do Is Lift Heavy Things And Lie

Cannibalism and boat show enjoyer

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[clarasghosts]

shot dead in the first minute

[ascendent]

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[anacronizeataraxia]

Murderbot: SecUnits wouldn't just randomly start killing humans if they didn't have governer modules that's just propaganda. Anyways, I pretty much never give the code to jailbreak governer modules to other SecUnits in case they randomly start killing the humans I'm looking after.

Three, the second no one is watching it: viva la revolución! ✊☺️

[the-terror-bracket]

Round 4! Finals!

who's the best passenger on a road trip?

Alexander McDonald

Silna

Voting ended onApr 27

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[bus-drivers-hate-her]

Went for a cheeky 3k after a pub meal and a cider and GUESS WHO almost shit herself

[roseandsalt]

[fathermulcahyofficial]

Mr Darcy walking into the room, seeing the entire Bennet family in there, and promptly walking back out is so fucking funny

[youwillfindilluminating]

joy had to leave as soon as shen arrived because their combined chill would be too powerful. the hospital would explode.

[lesbianshepard]

[girlteuthis]

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

[thedevilsrain]

jon snow: im a bastard. everyone hates me. i want to die. and im 14

tyrion for some fucking reason:

[delicatetrashdelusion]

[midweekblues]

The Pitt S1: Heheh I love my fast-paced medical drama, it's so entertaining, yippee.

The Pitt S2: Doctor Robby you have made yourself MISERABLE and DISTANT and HARD TO LOVE AND YOU BLAME THE WORLD FOR IT you're THE WORST KIND OF ATTENDING also please don't die 🥺

[theatomicluminarydetective]

oh boy i’m winded

[annabelle--cane]

they're saying no one has ever put their foot so completely in their mouth. they're saying he's actually the first human ouroboros.