Branch Of The Federal Bus Management Commission

Currently on duty: Senior Inspector Sal Intern Inspector Freddie We at the FBMC are honored to provide top-quality, fully licensed, bus-specific inspection services to buses and bus related endeavors of all kinds, and to ensure the safety, quality, comfort, and adherence to regulations of buses and bus related facilities, businesses, and services.

[bus-inspector]

Official Voluntary Bus Inspection Form

Completion of this form is voluntary and optional, however refusal to complete may lead to increased scrutiny from the Federal Bus Management Commission (hereafter referred to as Inspectors or the Commission). 

This form must be filled out in full or otherwise completed to the best knowledge of the responsible party (hereafter referred to as Driver/s).

By submitting this form Drivers agree to allow physical inspection of their vehicles (hereafter referred to as Bus/ses) at any time, with or without prior notice.

By signing this form Drivers legally state that all information entered by them into this form is both factual and complete to the best of their knowledge.

Alterations to this form not related to completion of the form (including but not limited to: tearing, burning, destructive folding, defacing, cutting, paranormal rearrangement of text, magically altering color or material, shooting or licking) are strictly forbidden and may result in punitive action or a mandatory resubmission of an intact form.

Thank you for choose the Federal Bus Management Commission for your bus inspection needs!

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[bus-inspector]

@thebuslot @goodbusdriver @neutralbusdriver @averagebusdriver @verylostbusdriver @funkybusdriver @ghostbusdriver @clownbusdriver @totallyabusdriver @eldritch-bus-driver @phantomthievesbutonabus @chosenbusdriver @dinobusdriver @futurebusdriver @fire-engine-driver @helpfulbusdriver   @evil-busdriver @arsonistbusdriver @mario-kart-busdriver @railbusdriver @wizardbusdriver @fungusbusdriver @skeletonbusdriver @fae-bus-driver @lasagnabusdriver @justthebus @abandoned-bus @mysterious-bus @fire_engine  @boatonwheels @justabusrider @alostbusthing @lostbusridingchild @buspassenger @totallyaveragebusrider  @passengermothman @demonpassenger @normalbuspassenger @dumbasspassenger @therapist-passenger @gentleman-passenger @gift-passenger @babyonthebus @ghostly-passenger @horseonabus @horrorbuspassenger @angelpassenger @vampire-bus-driver @cosmichorrorbus @competentstagecoachman @the-bus-mechanic @busdriverassistant @bus-radio @bus-field-scientist @goodradioannouncer @goodbusinc @goodbus614232  

DID WE MISS ANYONE? HOLY HANNIBAL YOU GUYS THERE ARE SO MANY DID ANYONE GET FORGOT?

Attention all bus owners and/or operators! We at your local branch of FBMC are happy to announce that after quite a bit of setup (and even more donuts) we are finally able to begin doing inspections! Now, as a truly bizarre number of the busses in this area seem to be... unusual and scary, we have elected to forgo in person inspection, at least initially. Instead, we have made a form we’d very much like you to fill out! Filling it out (in full please!) and turning it back in to us (using either the ask function, or the submissions, if Freddie remembered to turn those on) will go a long way to helping start this long, but necessary and hopefully fun task! It will also give us a good initial idea of how many

THE CENSUS MUST BE TAKEN

busses there are in this area...By the way, where are we right now?    

[bus-inspector]

Official Voluntary Bus Inspection Form

Completion of this form is voluntary and optional, however refusal to complete may lead to increased scrutiny from the Federal Bus Management Commission (hereafter referred to as Inspectors or the Commission). 

This form must be filled out in full or otherwise completed to the best knowledge of the responsible party (hereafter referred to as Driver/s).

By submitting this form Drivers agree to allow physical inspection of their vehicles (hereafter referred to as Bus/ses) at any time, with or without prior notice.

By signing this form Drivers legally state that all information entered by them into this form is both factual and complete to the best of their knowledge.

Alterations to this form not related to completion of the form (including but not limited to: tearing, burning, destructive folding, defacing, cutting, paranormal rearrangement of text, magically altering color or material, shooting or licking) are strictly forbidden and may result in punitive action or a mandatory resubmission of an intact form.

Thank you for choose the Federal Bus Management Commission for your bus inspection needs!

Name of Primary Owner/Operator: ____________________________________

Residence of Primary Owner/Operator: ________________________________

Make/Model of bus: ________________________________________________

Residence of bus (if different from Owner/Operator): ______________________

Where is the bus registered? ________________________________________

License Plate: ____________________________________________________

Date of last inspection: __/__/____

Identity of last inspector/inspection service: _____________________________

General description of bus exterior: ___________________________________

General description of bus interior: ____________________________________

Condition of bus exterior: __/10

Specific condition of bus exterior: _____________________________________

Condition of bus interior: __/10

Specific condition of bus interior: _____________________________________

Type of engine: ___________________________________________________

Type of fuel used: _________________________________________________

Are brakes functional (standard, parking and emergency)? Y/N

Is exhaust functional? Y/N

Are headlights functional (highlight one)? Y/N

Are taillights functional? Y/N

Are turn signals functional? Y/N

Are brake lights functional? Y/N

Are backing indicators functional? Y/N

Disclosure of non-standard lights or light arrangements: ___________________

Number and arrangement of seats on bus: _____________________________

Number of stories on bus: ___________________________________________

Location and size of storage areas on bus: _____________________________

Number of distinct compartments on bus: ______________________________

Is the bus used for short distance (daily), medium distance (overnight), long distance (extended) or nonstandard (irregular) passenger transport?       (highlight one) Daily/Overnight/Extended/Irregular

Number of maximum passengers: ____________________________________

Are there permanent residents of the bus? Y/N

Number of permanent residents: _____________________________________

Fire safety systems installed? Y/N

Fire safety systems functional? Y/N

Air bags/seat belts installed? Y/N

Air bags/seat belts functional? Y/N

Emergency exit/s clearly marked? Y/N

Emergency exits accessible and functional? Y/N

Additional emergency and/or safety equipment present and functional? Y/N

Disclosure of additional emergency/safety equipment: _____________________

Disclosure of weapons systems on bus (weapons stored on bus need not be disclosed): _______________________________________________________

________________________________________________________________

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How well does the bus conform to the standard laws of physics? __/10

Disclosure of abnormal physics: ______________________________________

How well does the bus’s interior conform to Euclidean geometry? __/10

Disclosure of non-Euclidean geometries: _______________________________

Is the bus, or can the bus be, considered paranormal, anomalous, and/or a cryptid? Y/N

Disclosure of paranormal origins: _____________________________________

Disclosure of general paranormalcy (including powers or functions): __________

________________________________________________________________

________________________________________________________________

Signature of Primary Owner/Operator: 

________________________________________________________________

[goodbusdriver]

how many are in the bus driver universe? what’s the lore?? i must know what has happened. is everyone driving on different roads? how do you communicate? how did you die????????

There are maybe around 30 members overall, with about a dozen active at any time—for a partially comprehensive list, check out @thebuslot. If you decide to make an account, just dm any member for a link to the discord, where we’ll catch you up on the lore. But remember, you don’t have to be involved in lore to make an account and just goof off!

[bus-inspector]

Some of us are the dead opposite of active!

[thebuslot]

WE MADE THE FUNNIES! AAAHA!!!!

[bus-inspector]

Dang we really need to get y’all up to code

[onenicebugperday]

whats your favorite bee :o) just outta curiosity

BLUE BEE BLUE BEE

Cerulean carpenter bee, Xylocopa caerulea, photos by gancw1

[theangelswans]

[eldritchhorseliker-deactivated2]

[I get my eyes (the four of them, which is a normal amount of eyes), off the road]

BLUE BEE! ::D

[i lose control of the bus which is about to hit the bee but it moves into a direction you can't perceive or comprehend just before]

[bus-inspector]

That is a good direction. And a good bee. I will remember this bee.

[bus-inspector]

This blog has existed for maybe half an hour and already a porn bot

Excellent, on my way to the big time

[memewhore]

[bronzetomatoes]

one more day til the stop sign

[mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2]

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

[dancinbutterfly]

Happy stop sign day

[everyone-loves-purple]

happy stop sign day everybody!

[bus-inspector]

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: ALL BUSES MUST BE INSPECTED FOR SAFETY AND COMFORT