{Cipher, Here At The Office!}

{BUSINESSMAN BILL CIPHER RP BLOG. - MAIN BLOG.. I forgot.}

[business-cipher]

{ “Er.. ahem, is this thing on-? Right.. THIS IS BILL CIPHER, NOW INVITING YOU! YES YOU! especially that Stanford.. heh.” }

[MORE INFO BELOW.]

[ BUSINESSMAN BILL CIPHER AU. ]

{ LORE : BILL MANAGED TO LESSEN HIS TIME IN THE THERAPRISIM, ESCAPING.. OR WELL, freeing himself from that “hell” as he calls it! - Still spying on Stanford, and also maybe trying to make deals with other people.. they aren’t important deals, what he said. - DIMENSION : EARTH. - DATE : [REDACTED.] }

• THE STANLEY IN THIS AU GOT HIS MEMORY BACK.

• DIPPER AND MABEL ARE NOW 13 HERE.

• THIS IS AFTER THE PORTAL.

{ The Axoltl isn’t mad at Bill, just, disappointed. }

MORE LORE COMING SOON.

MAIN BLOG : @stardomisalie

STANFORD RP! [NO AU.] : @fordpines-gravityfalls

[pest-control-jerp]

“Hey there!! A small someone you know speaking.. got a knack for deals? Well then.. I can make one with you, just shake. My. Hand.”

- @business-cipher !!

Someone I know? I don't remember you at all. ...Prolly cuz of the lobotomy-

Who are you?

[business-cipher]

“WH- YOU DONT REMEMBER ME? Ah dang.. you got a lobotomy-? Yeesh.”

[henchmaniac-ford]

- You see a flier for a businessman in a different universe..? [Universe R-1V.] -

[ “ CALL XXXX-XXX-XXX NOW! “ ] <what the flier said btw.>

- @business-cipher

Stanford goes ahead and calls the number. He mainly wants to yell at them for their shitty marketing campaign.

[business-cipher]

« Heeeey there! Cipher speaking! Who is this anyways? I never really get calls from landline.. is that what you people call it? » The voice asks.

[business-cipher]

"Y'ello! heard your a Bill with a business, could I interest you in the business of burning gnomes homes to the ground with the use of dark magic?" :3

« Ohohoho? Another me? Wanting to burn down gnomes? ABSOLUTELY! » he says, giggling as if he were insane once more.. because he still is suckers.

[the-triangle-witch]

"great! the important thing is to make sure everything is burned beyond repair so they can't pop back up" *he is sick of the gnomes stealing from his garden- time for arson.*

[business-cipher]

« I’d love to commit arson once more, heh. » he giggles, already grabbing matches and gasoline.

[business-cipher]

"Y'ello! heard your a Bill with a business, could I interest you in the business of burning gnomes homes to the ground with the use of dark magic?" :3

« Ohohoho? Another me? Wanting to burn down gnomes? ABSOLUTELY! » he says, giggling as if he were insane once more.. because he still is suckers.

[business-cipher]

*gasp* Bill!!!!

I thought that you were still trapped in that therapy place! How did you get out??? 🤨🧐

@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast

« Ehhh.. I’d rather not talk about it, Shooting Star.. It took me a bit to get like this, and I’d ask something.. wanna make a deal? »

[mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast]

No! No way, josé! I'm not dumb even if a lot of people seem to think that I am. I won't fall for your tricks! 😠

I'm going to remind you that I still have guacamole. I've been saving it in case I would have to use it and it has your name on it! 😡🥑🍴

[business-cipher]

« What the hell does guacamole do with my business? Just someone tryin’ to make a deal, of course. »

[mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast]

You're shaped like a chip, so I can dip you in some guacamole, obviously 🙄

Also, you shouldn't be running any sort of business! You're a trickster like Grunkle Stan and make TERRIBLE deals with people!

[business-cipher]

« HEY! MY DEALS ARE DECENT, OKAY SHOOTING STAR? also me being a chip shaped doesn’t immediately make me a chip. »

[mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast]

I'm sorry, but the rest of my family and literally everyone else in the world think the opposite — anddddddd we're RIGHT!

And yes, yes it does 😊👍

[business-cipher]

« GAH- MY DEALS ARE GOOD! STILL! IM NOT A CHIP-! »

[business-cipher]

*gasp* Bill!!!!

I thought that you were still trapped in that therapy place! How did you get out??? 🤨🧐

@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast

« Ehhh.. I’d rather not talk about it, Shooting Star.. It took me a bit to get like this, and I’d ask something.. wanna make a deal? »

[mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast]

No! No way, josé! I'm not dumb even if a lot of people seem to think that I am. I won't fall for your tricks! 😠

I'm going to remind you that I still have guacamole. I've been saving it in case I would have to use it and it has your name on it! 😡🥑🍴

[business-cipher]

« What the hell does guacamole do with my business? Just someone tryin’ to make a deal, of course. »

[mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast]

You're shaped like a chip, so I can dip you in some guacamole, obviously 🙄

Also, you shouldn't be running any sort of business! You're a trickster like Grunkle Stan and make TERRIBLE deals with people!

[business-cipher]

« HEY! MY DEALS ARE DECENT, OKAY SHOOTING STAR? also me being a chip shaped doesn’t immediately make me a chip. »

[business-cipher]

*gasp* Bill!!!!

I thought that you were still trapped in that therapy place! How did you get out??? 🤨🧐

@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast

« Ehhh.. I’d rather not talk about it, Shooting Star.. It took me a bit to get like this, and I’d ask something.. wanna make a deal? »

[mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast]

No! No way, josé! I'm not dumb even if a lot of people seem to think that I am. I won't fall for your tricks! 😠

I'm going to remind you that I still have guacamole. I've been saving it in case I would have to use it and it has your name on it! 😡🥑🍴

[business-cipher]

« What the hell does guacamole do with my business? Just someone tryin’ to make a deal, of course. »

[business-cipher]

*gasp* Bill!!!!

I thought that you were still trapped in that therapy place! How did you get out??? 🤨🧐

@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast

« Ehhh.. I’d rather not talk about it, Shooting Star.. It took me a bit to get like this, and I’d ask something.. wanna make a deal? »