{ “Er.. ahem, is this thing on-? Right.. THIS IS BILL CIPHER, NOW INVITING YOU! YES YOU! especially that Stanford.. heh.” }
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@business-cipher
{ “Er.. ahem, is this thing on-? Right.. THIS IS BILL CIPHER, NOW INVITING YOU! YES YOU! especially that Stanford.. heh.” }
[MORE INFO BELOW.]
“Hey there!! A small someone you know speaking.. got a knack for deals? Well then.. I can make one with you, just shake. My. Hand.”
- @business-cipher !!
Someone I know? I don't remember you at all. ...Prolly cuz of the lobotomy-
Who are you?
“WH- YOU DONT REMEMBER ME? Ah dang.. you got a lobotomy-? Yeesh.”
- You see a flier for a businessman in a different universe..? [Universe R-1V.] -
[ “ CALL XXXX-XXX-XXX NOW! “ ] <what the flier said btw.>
- @business-cipher
Stanford goes ahead and calls the number. He mainly wants to yell at them for their shitty marketing campaign.
« Heeeey there! Cipher speaking! Who is this anyways? I never really get calls from landline.. is that what you people call it? » The voice asks.
"Y'ello! heard your a Bill with a business, could I interest you in the business of burning gnomes homes to the ground with the use of dark magic?" :3
« Ohohoho? Another me? Wanting to burn down gnomes? ABSOLUTELY! » he says, giggling as if he were insane once more.. because he still is suckers.
"great! the important thing is to make sure everything is burned beyond repair so they can't pop back up" *he is sick of the gnomes stealing from his garden- time for arson.*
« I’d love to commit arson once more, heh. » he giggles, already grabbing matches and gasoline.
"Y'ello! heard your a Bill with a business, could I interest you in the business of burning gnomes homes to the ground with the use of dark magic?" :3
« Ohohoho? Another me? Wanting to burn down gnomes? ABSOLUTELY! » he says, giggling as if he were insane once more.. because he still is suckers.
*gasp* Bill!!!!
I thought that you were still trapped in that therapy place! How did you get out??? 🤨🧐
@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast
« Ehhh.. I’d rather not talk about it, Shooting Star.. It took me a bit to get like this, and I’d ask something.. wanna make a deal? »
No! No way, josé! I'm not dumb even if a lot of people seem to think that I am. I won't fall for your tricks! 😠
I'm going to remind you that I still have guacamole. I've been saving it in case I would have to use it and it has your name on it! 😡🥑🍴
« What the hell does guacamole do with my business? Just someone tryin’ to make a deal, of course. »
You're shaped like a chip, so I can dip you in some guacamole, obviously 🙄
Also, you shouldn't be running any sort of business! You're a trickster like Grunkle Stan and make TERRIBLE deals with people!
« HEY! MY DEALS ARE DECENT, OKAY SHOOTING STAR? also me being a chip shaped doesn’t immediately make me a chip. »
I'm sorry, but the rest of my family and literally everyone else in the world think the opposite — anddddddd we're RIGHT!
And yes, yes it does 😊👍
« GAH- MY DEALS ARE GOOD! STILL! IM NOT A CHIP-! »
*gasp* Bill!!!!
I thought that you were still trapped in that therapy place! How did you get out??? 🤨🧐
@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast
« Ehhh.. I’d rather not talk about it, Shooting Star.. It took me a bit to get like this, and I’d ask something.. wanna make a deal? »
No! No way, josé! I'm not dumb even if a lot of people seem to think that I am. I won't fall for your tricks! 😠
I'm going to remind you that I still have guacamole. I've been saving it in case I would have to use it and it has your name on it! 😡🥑🍴
« What the hell does guacamole do with my business? Just someone tryin’ to make a deal, of course. »
You're shaped like a chip, so I can dip you in some guacamole, obviously 🙄
Also, you shouldn't be running any sort of business! You're a trickster like Grunkle Stan and make TERRIBLE deals with people!
« HEY! MY DEALS ARE DECENT, OKAY SHOOTING STAR? also me being a chip shaped doesn’t immediately make me a chip. »
*gasp* Bill!!!!
I thought that you were still trapped in that therapy place! How did you get out??? 🤨🧐
@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast
« Ehhh.. I’d rather not talk about it, Shooting Star.. It took me a bit to get like this, and I’d ask something.. wanna make a deal? »
No! No way, josé! I'm not dumb even if a lot of people seem to think that I am. I won't fall for your tricks! 😠
I'm going to remind you that I still have guacamole. I've been saving it in case I would have to use it and it has your name on it! 😡🥑🍴
« What the hell does guacamole do with my business? Just someone tryin’ to make a deal, of course. »
*gasp* Bill!!!!
I thought that you were still trapped in that therapy place! How did you get out??? 🤨🧐
@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast
« Ehhh.. I’d rather not talk about it, Shooting Star.. It took me a bit to get like this, and I’d ask something.. wanna make a deal? »