employee 21's endless rambles

lovely jubbly

[pest-control-jerp]

Blog Intro

In character intro:

Hello! I'm employee number 21! I am a pest control worker and my boss pays me as little as it is legal to do so.

Out of character intro, ko-fi link and more below the cut 😌

Hi, I'm Pest Control or Jerp (either one is fine). I like to roleplay and shitpost. mod is a minor; sona is not same gender and sexuality as my sona

my kofi <3

General DNIs and no homophobia, racism, or any other form of hate

Interdimensional travellers doing regular jobs is just such a funny concept to me--

the pest control hq is in dimension 728596

alternate versions:

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there are more but i just. can't be bothered to add them.

Other blogs that I can only access on my laptop: @the-employed-cookie @the-unemployed-cookie

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[westwardcomet]

[He'd been drugged. He couldn't trust his feelings or his thoughts anymore. This... sickly sweet admiration for a man he knew he hated... This wasn't him. He had to fight it, but if Richard caught on, surely he'd just increase the dosage to keep him in line. Then again, he's been fighting so long and so hard already... Surely he knows... He loves him more than he loves himself, and that disgusts him. It fills him with rage, but it can only simmer underneath a layer of soft and sweet, pure and concentrated love! He'd never forgive him- No, he couldn't think that. He loved him too much. Richard is everything to him. Why, if he couldn't be with him until one of them dies- he'd die of it! NO! No, that- that's not how he feels. But it is.] [His wrists ball in his frustration. Fight it. Give in. FIGHT. IT. You have to. He feels sick, like his heart is trying to climb out of his throat and into Richard's hands against his wishes. He needs his freedom. He needs to be his real self, even if it kills him. And it feels like it will kill him. As his anger slowly builds and is shoved down and sealed away by the parasite forcing him to LOVE, it grows stronger, pushes back against the chains binding it, and boils hotter underneath his skin.]

[wildminti]

Rocky was going to say "fans of PHM" but Grace panicked! 🏳️‍🌈

[thesockdrawersblog]

Rigged Die…

(The mold has infected me..)

[miiraclepaint]

[at some point whilst in the factory, you have become separated from DEXTER]

@pest-control-jerp

[ * Did. Did Mira notice this?? I don't think Mira has noticed this. Somehow. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[MIRA has also gotten quite lost... hasn't he been here before? hm. wait, no. that's a new doorway.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He seems amused by this new doorway, and opens it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[a long passageway]

[miiraclepaint]

Whhat the hell..

[ * He's. still going to go down it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[at the end of the passageway, there is a metal door to the right]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He'll try to open the door. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it's VERY heavy]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Hmmm ]

[ * Does pushing/pulling harder help or does it not do anything? ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it helps]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Well then, he's going to push/pulling as hard as he can🤷‍♂️ ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[eventually, it opens. it's a dimly lit shop; lit by candlelight. the shopkeeper is an amalgamation of picture frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Huh.

Hello.

[pest-control-jerp]

Hello. Welcome. You.. aren't a bug. Who are you?

[as it speaks, the words it says are displayed in one of the more prominent frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Mira, lightner of some kind. Who,, are you?

[pest-control-jerp]

Pictor. I am a shopkeeper. And a darkner. I assume you are looking to speak with my friend in the next room though, rather than me.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh, I. Honestly kind of just walked into here with no idea what would be here.

Who would be that friend though? Because now I'm curious,, haha...

[pest-control-jerp]

He's a little upset at the moment. Apparently that's the fault of lightners...

[miiraclepaint]

Oh,, I'm. So sorry. If it was me anyway,,,

I'm sure there's quite a few cultural differences so, I'm kind of unsure if what happened to upset your friend..

[pest-control-jerp]

Well, there was a shrine here before. But it has since been utterly destroyed.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh shit I think that could've been me oh fuck

[pest-control-jerp]

Well then, you should be the one to calm him down. I've been stuck dealing with him for a while now...

[there's a save point by the counter]

[miiraclepaint]

That's fair enough, sorry for. Making you deal with all of this.

[ * That's. Threatening. Why would a save point be there. ]

[ * Well, Mira's going to save anyway. It'll be fiiiineee. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[will he go past the next door to the adjoining room?]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Scared, but he will. Only fair for whoever that guy is. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[the moment you step through that door, a blast of fire hits you, and you're sent back to the save point]

Ah. Right. You may wish to purchase some things first.

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He's going to be standing there for a bit before acknowledging whta Pictor just said. Holy jumpscare. ]

. . .

Fair enough.

Ah,, what. Do you have?

[pest-control-jerp]

[* FLAME SHIELD (4 uses) - looks plenty battered already (4 S$)]

[* WAX CANDY - dubiously edible (3 S$)]

[* REVIVAL GLASS - ..edible..? (7 S$)]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * I should. probably check Mira's S$ right now;;; ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[i’d imagine you have probably around 12 S$. but you also have quite a lot of algae.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Definitely buying at least the FLAME SHIELD ]

[ * if I buy any other things eventually I might use the algae for that ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[you don’t have many healing items, and you don’t have DEXTER (who has healing magic)]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * oh yeah that's fair ]

[ * He's just going to. go outsiide to press out the algae,,, ]

[ * totally not suspicious ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[okay]

[btw how the secret boss fight (this) and the main boss fight will go is, it'll be dnd-style dice rolling. deltarune combat is thankfully already turn-based. attacks and spells are d20 rolls to hit, and d4s for damage/effectiveness. acting just needs a d20 roll, but will be at disadvantage (you have to roll twice and take the lower roll) for the first half of this fight due to you being the one who destroyed the shrine. for the main boss fight, there'll be more rules, but keep this in mind for now.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * okeeyyy👍 that seems fine ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[what will you buy now?]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Hoping the algae money can buy at least 2 WAX CANDIES and a REVIVAL GLASS ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it can]

[might want to save again, so you don’t have to re-buy those things]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * oh for sure, that'd be annoying lol ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[welp. the door’s still there.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Well then,, Let's try again^^;;; ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[as expected, there’s a blast of fire immediately again]

[miiraclepaint]

[at some point whilst in the factory, you have become separated from DEXTER]

@pest-control-jerp

[ * Did. Did Mira notice this?? I don't think Mira has noticed this. Somehow. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[MIRA has also gotten quite lost... hasn't he been here before? hm. wait, no. that's a new doorway.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He seems amused by this new doorway, and opens it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[a long passageway]

[miiraclepaint]

Whhat the hell..

[ * He's. still going to go down it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[at the end of the passageway, there is a metal door to the right]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He'll try to open the door. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it's VERY heavy]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Hmmm ]

[ * Does pushing/pulling harder help or does it not do anything? ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it helps]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Well then, he's going to push/pulling as hard as he can🤷‍♂️ ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[eventually, it opens. it's a dimly lit shop; lit by candlelight. the shopkeeper is an amalgamation of picture frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Huh.

Hello.

[pest-control-jerp]

Hello. Welcome. You.. aren't a bug. Who are you?

[as it speaks, the words it says are displayed in one of the more prominent frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Mira, lightner of some kind. Who,, are you?

[pest-control-jerp]

Pictor. I am a shopkeeper. And a darkner. I assume you are looking to speak with my friend in the next room though, rather than me.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh, I. Honestly kind of just walked into here with no idea what would be here.

Who would be that friend though? Because now I'm curious,, haha...

[pest-control-jerp]

He's a little upset at the moment. Apparently that's the fault of lightners...

[miiraclepaint]

Oh,, I'm. So sorry. If it was me anyway,,,

I'm sure there's quite a few cultural differences so, I'm kind of unsure if what happened to upset your friend..

[pest-control-jerp]

Well, there was a shrine here before. But it has since been utterly destroyed.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh shit I think that could've been me oh fuck

[pest-control-jerp]

Well then, you should be the one to calm him down. I've been stuck dealing with him for a while now...

[there's a save point by the counter]

[miiraclepaint]

That's fair enough, sorry for. Making you deal with all of this.

[ * That's. Threatening. Why would a save point be there. ]

[ * Well, Mira's going to save anyway. It'll be fiiiineee. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[will he go past the next door to the adjoining room?]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Scared, but he will. Only fair for whoever that guy is. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[the moment you step through that door, a blast of fire hits you, and you're sent back to the save point]

Ah. Right. You may wish to purchase some things first.

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He's going to be standing there for a bit before acknowledging whta Pictor just said. Holy jumpscare. ]

. . .

Fair enough.

Ah,, what. Do you have?

[pest-control-jerp]

[* FLAME SHIELD (4 uses) - looks plenty battered already (4 S$)]

[* WAX CANDY - dubiously edible (3 S$)]

[* REVIVAL GLASS - ..edible..? (7 S$)]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * I should. probably check Mira's S$ right now;;; ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[i’d imagine you have probably around 12 S$. but you also have quite a lot of algae.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Definitely buying at least the FLAME SHIELD ]

[ * if I buy any other things eventually I might use the algae for that ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[you don’t have many healing items, and you don’t have DEXTER (who has healing magic)]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * oh yeah that's fair ]

[ * He's just going to. go outsiide to press out the algae,,, ]

[ * totally not suspicious ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[okay]

[btw how the secret boss fight (this) and the main boss fight will go is, it'll be dnd-style dice rolling. deltarune combat is thankfully already turn-based. attacks and spells are d20 rolls to hit, and d4s for damage/effectiveness. acting just needs a d20 roll, but will be at disadvantage (you have to roll twice and take the lower roll) for the first half of this fight due to you being the one who destroyed the shrine. for the main boss fight, there'll be more rules, but keep this in mind for now.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * okeeyyy👍 that seems fine ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[what will you buy now?]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Hoping the algae money can buy at least 2 WAX CANDIES and a REVIVAL GLASS ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it can]

[might want to save again, so you don’t have to re-buy those things]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * oh for sure, that'd be annoying lol ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[welp. the door’s still there.]

[miiraclepaint]

[at some point whilst in the factory, you have become separated from DEXTER]

@pest-control-jerp

[ * Did. Did Mira notice this?? I don't think Mira has noticed this. Somehow. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[MIRA has also gotten quite lost... hasn't he been here before? hm. wait, no. that's a new doorway.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He seems amused by this new doorway, and opens it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[a long passageway]

[miiraclepaint]

Whhat the hell..

[ * He's. still going to go down it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[at the end of the passageway, there is a metal door to the right]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He'll try to open the door. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it's VERY heavy]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Hmmm ]

[ * Does pushing/pulling harder help or does it not do anything? ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it helps]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Well then, he's going to push/pulling as hard as he can🤷‍♂️ ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[eventually, it opens. it's a dimly lit shop; lit by candlelight. the shopkeeper is an amalgamation of picture frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Huh.

Hello.

[pest-control-jerp]

Hello. Welcome. You.. aren't a bug. Who are you?

[as it speaks, the words it says are displayed in one of the more prominent frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Mira, lightner of some kind. Who,, are you?

[pest-control-jerp]

Pictor. I am a shopkeeper. And a darkner. I assume you are looking to speak with my friend in the next room though, rather than me.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh, I. Honestly kind of just walked into here with no idea what would be here.

Who would be that friend though? Because now I'm curious,, haha...

[pest-control-jerp]

He's a little upset at the moment. Apparently that's the fault of lightners...

[miiraclepaint]

Oh,, I'm. So sorry. If it was me anyway,,,

I'm sure there's quite a few cultural differences so, I'm kind of unsure if what happened to upset your friend..

[pest-control-jerp]

Well, there was a shrine here before. But it has since been utterly destroyed.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh shit I think that could've been me oh fuck

[pest-control-jerp]

Well then, you should be the one to calm him down. I've been stuck dealing with him for a while now...

[there's a save point by the counter]

[miiraclepaint]

That's fair enough, sorry for. Making you deal with all of this.

[ * That's. Threatening. Why would a save point be there. ]

[ * Well, Mira's going to save anyway. It'll be fiiiineee. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[will he go past the next door to the adjoining room?]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Scared, but he will. Only fair for whoever that guy is. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[the moment you step through that door, a blast of fire hits you, and you're sent back to the save point]

Ah. Right. You may wish to purchase some things first.

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He's going to be standing there for a bit before acknowledging whta Pictor just said. Holy jumpscare. ]

. . .

Fair enough.

Ah,, what. Do you have?

[pest-control-jerp]

[* FLAME SHIELD (4 uses) - looks plenty battered already (4 S$)]

[* WAX CANDY - dubiously edible (3 S$)]

[* REVIVAL GLASS - ..edible..? (7 S$)]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * I should. probably check Mira's S$ right now;;; ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[i’d imagine you have probably around 12 S$. but you also have quite a lot of algae.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Definitely buying at least the FLAME SHIELD ]

[ * if I buy any other things eventually I might use the algae for that ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[you don’t have many healing items, and you don’t have DEXTER (who has healing magic)]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * oh yeah that's fair ]

[ * He's just going to. go outsiide to press out the algae,,, ]

[ * totally not suspicious ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[okay]

[btw how the secret boss fight (this) and the main boss fight will go is, it'll be dnd-style dice rolling. deltarune combat is thankfully already turn-based. attacks and spells are d20 rolls to hit, and d4s for damage/effectiveness. acting just needs a d20 roll, but will be at disadvantage (you have to roll twice and take the lower roll) for the first half of this fight due to you being the one who destroyed the shrine. for the main boss fight, there'll be more rules, but keep this in mind for now.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * okeeyyy👍 that seems fine ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[what will you buy now?]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Hoping the algae money can buy at least 2 WAX CANDIES and a REVIVAL GLASS ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it can]

[might want to save again, so you don’t have to re-buy those things]

[miiraclepaint]

[at some point whilst in the factory, you have become separated from DEXTER]

@pest-control-jerp

[ * Did. Did Mira notice this?? I don't think Mira has noticed this. Somehow. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[MIRA has also gotten quite lost... hasn't he been here before? hm. wait, no. that's a new doorway.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He seems amused by this new doorway, and opens it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[a long passageway]

[miiraclepaint]

Whhat the hell..

[ * He's. still going to go down it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[at the end of the passageway, there is a metal door to the right]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He'll try to open the door. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it's VERY heavy]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Hmmm ]

[ * Does pushing/pulling harder help or does it not do anything? ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it helps]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Well then, he's going to push/pulling as hard as he can🤷‍♂️ ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[eventually, it opens. it's a dimly lit shop; lit by candlelight. the shopkeeper is an amalgamation of picture frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Huh.

Hello.

[pest-control-jerp]

Hello. Welcome. You.. aren't a bug. Who are you?

[as it speaks, the words it says are displayed in one of the more prominent frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Mira, lightner of some kind. Who,, are you?

[pest-control-jerp]

Pictor. I am a shopkeeper. And a darkner. I assume you are looking to speak with my friend in the next room though, rather than me.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh, I. Honestly kind of just walked into here with no idea what would be here.

Who would be that friend though? Because now I'm curious,, haha...

[pest-control-jerp]

He's a little upset at the moment. Apparently that's the fault of lightners...

[miiraclepaint]

Oh,, I'm. So sorry. If it was me anyway,,,

I'm sure there's quite a few cultural differences so, I'm kind of unsure if what happened to upset your friend..

[pest-control-jerp]

Well, there was a shrine here before. But it has since been utterly destroyed.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh shit I think that could've been me oh fuck

[pest-control-jerp]

Well then, you should be the one to calm him down. I've been stuck dealing with him for a while now...

[there's a save point by the counter]

[miiraclepaint]

That's fair enough, sorry for. Making you deal with all of this.

[ * That's. Threatening. Why would a save point be there. ]

[ * Well, Mira's going to save anyway. It'll be fiiiineee. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[will he go past the next door to the adjoining room?]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Scared, but he will. Only fair for whoever that guy is. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[the moment you step through that door, a blast of fire hits you, and you're sent back to the save point]

Ah. Right. You may wish to purchase some things first.

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He's going to be standing there for a bit before acknowledging whta Pictor just said. Holy jumpscare. ]

. . .

Fair enough.

Ah,, what. Do you have?

[pest-control-jerp]

[* FLAME SHIELD (4 uses) - looks plenty battered already (4 S$)]

[* WAX CANDY - dubiously edible (3 S$)]

[* REVIVAL GLASS - ..edible..? (7 S$)]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * I should. probably check Mira's S$ right now;;; ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[i’d imagine you have probably around 12 S$. but you also have quite a lot of algae.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Definitely buying at least the FLAME SHIELD ]

[ * if I buy any other things eventually I might use the algae for that ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[you don’t have many healing items, and you don’t have DEXTER (who has healing magic)]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * oh yeah that's fair ]

[ * He's just going to. go outsiide to press out the algae,,, ]

[ * totally not suspicious ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[okay]

[btw how the secret boss fight (this) and the main boss fight will go is, it'll be dnd-style dice rolling. deltarune combat is thankfully already turn-based. attacks and spells are d20 rolls to hit, and d4s for damage/effectiveness. acting just needs a d20 roll, but will be at disadvantage (you have to roll twice and take the lower roll) for the first half of this fight due to you being the one who destroyed the shrine. for the main boss fight, there'll be more rules, but keep this in mind for now.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * okeeyyy👍 that seems fine ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[what will you buy now?]

[miiraclepaint]

[at some point whilst in the factory, you have become separated from DEXTER]

@pest-control-jerp

[ * Did. Did Mira notice this?? I don't think Mira has noticed this. Somehow. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[MIRA has also gotten quite lost... hasn't he been here before? hm. wait, no. that's a new doorway.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He seems amused by this new doorway, and opens it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[a long passageway]

[miiraclepaint]

Whhat the hell..

[ * He's. still going to go down it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[at the end of the passageway, there is a metal door to the right]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He'll try to open the door. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it's VERY heavy]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Hmmm ]

[ * Does pushing/pulling harder help or does it not do anything? ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it helps]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Well then, he's going to push/pulling as hard as he can🤷‍♂️ ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[eventually, it opens. it's a dimly lit shop; lit by candlelight. the shopkeeper is an amalgamation of picture frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Huh.

Hello.

[pest-control-jerp]

Hello. Welcome. You.. aren't a bug. Who are you?

[as it speaks, the words it says are displayed in one of the more prominent frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Mira, lightner of some kind. Who,, are you?

[pest-control-jerp]

Pictor. I am a shopkeeper. And a darkner. I assume you are looking to speak with my friend in the next room though, rather than me.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh, I. Honestly kind of just walked into here with no idea what would be here.

Who would be that friend though? Because now I'm curious,, haha...

[pest-control-jerp]

He's a little upset at the moment. Apparently that's the fault of lightners...

[miiraclepaint]

Oh,, I'm. So sorry. If it was me anyway,,,

I'm sure there's quite a few cultural differences so, I'm kind of unsure if what happened to upset your friend..

[pest-control-jerp]

Well, there was a shrine here before. But it has since been utterly destroyed.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh shit I think that could've been me oh fuck

[pest-control-jerp]

Well then, you should be the one to calm him down. I've been stuck dealing with him for a while now...

[there's a save point by the counter]

[miiraclepaint]

That's fair enough, sorry for. Making you deal with all of this.

[ * That's. Threatening. Why would a save point be there. ]

[ * Well, Mira's going to save anyway. It'll be fiiiineee. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[will he go past the next door to the adjoining room?]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Scared, but he will. Only fair for whoever that guy is. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[the moment you step through that door, a blast of fire hits you, and you're sent back to the save point]

Ah. Right. You may wish to purchase some things first.

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He's going to be standing there for a bit before acknowledging whta Pictor just said. Holy jumpscare. ]

. . .

Fair enough.

Ah,, what. Do you have?

[pest-control-jerp]

[* FLAME SHIELD (4 uses) - looks plenty battered already (4 S$)]

[* WAX CANDY - dubiously edible (3 S$)]

[* REVIVAL GLASS - ..edible..? (7 S$)]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * I should. probably check Mira's S$ right now;;; ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[i’d imagine you have probably around 12 S$. but you also have quite a lot of algae.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Definitely buying at least the FLAME SHIELD ]

[ * if I buy any other things eventually I might use the algae for that ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[you don’t have many healing items, and you don’t have DEXTER (who has healing magic)]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * oh yeah that's fair ]

[ * He's just going to. go outsiide to press out the algae,,, ]

[ * totally not suspicious ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[okay]

[btw how the secret boss fight (this) and the main boss fight will go is, it'll be dnd-style dice rolling. deltarune combat is thankfully already turn-based. attacks and spells are d20 rolls to hit, and d4s for damage/effectiveness. acting just needs a d20 roll, but will be at disadvantage (you have to roll twice and take the lower roll) for the first half of this fight due to you being the one who destroyed the shrine. for the main boss fight, there'll be more rules, but keep this in mind for now.]

[miiraclepaint]

[at some point whilst in the factory, you have become separated from DEXTER]

@pest-control-jerp

[ * Did. Did Mira notice this?? I don't think Mira has noticed this. Somehow. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[MIRA has also gotten quite lost... hasn't he been here before? hm. wait, no. that's a new doorway.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He seems amused by this new doorway, and opens it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[a long passageway]

[miiraclepaint]

Whhat the hell..

[ * He's. still going to go down it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[at the end of the passageway, there is a metal door to the right]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He'll try to open the door. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it's VERY heavy]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Hmmm ]

[ * Does pushing/pulling harder help or does it not do anything? ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it helps]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Well then, he's going to push/pulling as hard as he can🤷‍♂️ ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[eventually, it opens. it's a dimly lit shop; lit by candlelight. the shopkeeper is an amalgamation of picture frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Huh.

Hello.

[pest-control-jerp]

Hello. Welcome. You.. aren't a bug. Who are you?

[as it speaks, the words it says are displayed in one of the more prominent frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Mira, lightner of some kind. Who,, are you?

[pest-control-jerp]

Pictor. I am a shopkeeper. And a darkner. I assume you are looking to speak with my friend in the next room though, rather than me.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh, I. Honestly kind of just walked into here with no idea what would be here.

Who would be that friend though? Because now I'm curious,, haha...

[pest-control-jerp]

He's a little upset at the moment. Apparently that's the fault of lightners...

[miiraclepaint]

Oh,, I'm. So sorry. If it was me anyway,,,

I'm sure there's quite a few cultural differences so, I'm kind of unsure if what happened to upset your friend..

[pest-control-jerp]

Well, there was a shrine here before. But it has since been utterly destroyed.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh shit I think that could've been me oh fuck

[pest-control-jerp]

Well then, you should be the one to calm him down. I've been stuck dealing with him for a while now...

[there's a save point by the counter]

[miiraclepaint]

That's fair enough, sorry for. Making you deal with all of this.

[ * That's. Threatening. Why would a save point be there. ]

[ * Well, Mira's going to save anyway. It'll be fiiiineee. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[will he go past the next door to the adjoining room?]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Scared, but he will. Only fair for whoever that guy is. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[the moment you step through that door, a blast of fire hits you, and you're sent back to the save point]

Ah. Right. You may wish to purchase some things first.

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He's going to be standing there for a bit before acknowledging whta Pictor just said. Holy jumpscare. ]

. . .

Fair enough.

Ah,, what. Do you have?

[pest-control-jerp]

[* FLAME SHIELD (4 uses) - looks plenty battered already (4 S$)]

[* WAX CANDY - dubiously edible (3 S$)]

[* REVIVAL GLASS - ..edible..? (7 S$)]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * I should. probably check Mira's S$ right now;;; ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[i’d imagine you have probably around 12 S$. but you also have quite a lot of algae.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Definitely buying at least the FLAME SHIELD ]

[ * if I buy any other things eventually I might use the algae for that ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[you don’t have many healing items, and you don’t have DEXTER (who has healing magic)]

[miiraclepaint]

[at some point whilst in the factory, you have become separated from DEXTER]

@pest-control-jerp

[ * Did. Did Mira notice this?? I don't think Mira has noticed this. Somehow. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[MIRA has also gotten quite lost... hasn't he been here before? hm. wait, no. that's a new doorway.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He seems amused by this new doorway, and opens it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[a long passageway]

[miiraclepaint]

Whhat the hell..

[ * He's. still going to go down it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[at the end of the passageway, there is a metal door to the right]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He'll try to open the door. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it's VERY heavy]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Hmmm ]

[ * Does pushing/pulling harder help or does it not do anything? ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it helps]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Well then, he's going to push/pulling as hard as he can🤷‍♂️ ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[eventually, it opens. it's a dimly lit shop; lit by candlelight. the shopkeeper is an amalgamation of picture frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Huh.

Hello.

[pest-control-jerp]

Hello. Welcome. You.. aren't a bug. Who are you?

[as it speaks, the words it says are displayed in one of the more prominent frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Mira, lightner of some kind. Who,, are you?

[pest-control-jerp]

Pictor. I am a shopkeeper. And a darkner. I assume you are looking to speak with my friend in the next room though, rather than me.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh, I. Honestly kind of just walked into here with no idea what would be here.

Who would be that friend though? Because now I'm curious,, haha...

[pest-control-jerp]

He's a little upset at the moment. Apparently that's the fault of lightners...

[miiraclepaint]

Oh,, I'm. So sorry. If it was me anyway,,,

I'm sure there's quite a few cultural differences so, I'm kind of unsure if what happened to upset your friend..

[pest-control-jerp]

Well, there was a shrine here before. But it has since been utterly destroyed.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh shit I think that could've been me oh fuck

[pest-control-jerp]

Well then, you should be the one to calm him down. I've been stuck dealing with him for a while now...

[there's a save point by the counter]

[miiraclepaint]

That's fair enough, sorry for. Making you deal with all of this.

[ * That's. Threatening. Why would a save point be there. ]

[ * Well, Mira's going to save anyway. It'll be fiiiineee. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[will he go past the next door to the adjoining room?]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Scared, but he will. Only fair for whoever that guy is. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[the moment you step through that door, a blast of fire hits you, and you're sent back to the save point]

Ah. Right. You may wish to purchase some things first.

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He's going to be standing there for a bit before acknowledging whta Pictor just said. Holy jumpscare. ]

. . .

Fair enough.

Ah,, what. Do you have?

[pest-control-jerp]

[* FLAME SHIELD (4 uses) - looks plenty battered already (4 S$)]

[* WAX CANDY - dubiously edible (3 S$)]

[* REVIVAL GLASS - ..edible..? (7 S$)]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * I should. probably check Mira's S$ right now;;; ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[i’d imagine you have probably around 12 S$. but you also have quite a lot of algae.]

[miiraclepaint]

[at some point whilst in the factory, you have become separated from DEXTER]

@pest-control-jerp

[ * Did. Did Mira notice this?? I don't think Mira has noticed this. Somehow. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[MIRA has also gotten quite lost... hasn't he been here before? hm. wait, no. that's a new doorway.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He seems amused by this new doorway, and opens it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[a long passageway]

[miiraclepaint]

Whhat the hell..

[ * He's. still going to go down it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[at the end of the passageway, there is a metal door to the right]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He'll try to open the door. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it's VERY heavy]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Hmmm ]

[ * Does pushing/pulling harder help or does it not do anything? ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it helps]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Well then, he's going to push/pulling as hard as he can🤷‍♂️ ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[eventually, it opens. it's a dimly lit shop; lit by candlelight. the shopkeeper is an amalgamation of picture frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Huh.

Hello.

[pest-control-jerp]

Hello. Welcome. You.. aren't a bug. Who are you?

[as it speaks, the words it says are displayed in one of the more prominent frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Mira, lightner of some kind. Who,, are you?

[pest-control-jerp]

Pictor. I am a shopkeeper. And a darkner. I assume you are looking to speak with my friend in the next room though, rather than me.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh, I. Honestly kind of just walked into here with no idea what would be here.

Who would be that friend though? Because now I'm curious,, haha...

[pest-control-jerp]

He's a little upset at the moment. Apparently that's the fault of lightners...

[miiraclepaint]

Oh,, I'm. So sorry. If it was me anyway,,,

I'm sure there's quite a few cultural differences so, I'm kind of unsure if what happened to upset your friend..

[pest-control-jerp]

Well, there was a shrine here before. But it has since been utterly destroyed.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh shit I think that could've been me oh fuck

[pest-control-jerp]

Well then, you should be the one to calm him down. I've been stuck dealing with him for a while now...

[there's a save point by the counter]

[miiraclepaint]

That's fair enough, sorry for. Making you deal with all of this.

[ * That's. Threatening. Why would a save point be there. ]

[ * Well, Mira's going to save anyway. It'll be fiiiineee. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[will he go past the next door to the adjoining room?]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Scared, but he will. Only fair for whoever that guy is. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[the moment you step through that door, a blast of fire hits you, and you're sent back to the save point]

Ah. Right. You may wish to purchase some things first.

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He's going to be standing there for a bit before acknowledging whta Pictor just said. Holy jumpscare. ]

. . .

Fair enough.

Ah,, what. Do you have?

[pest-control-jerp]

[* FLAME SHIELD (4 uses) - looks plenty battered already (4 S$)]

[* WAX CANDY - dubiously edible (3 S$)]

[* REVIVAL GLASS - ..edible..? (7 S$)]

[miiraclepaint]

[at some point whilst in the factory, you have become separated from DEXTER]

@pest-control-jerp

[ * Did. Did Mira notice this?? I don't think Mira has noticed this. Somehow. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[MIRA has also gotten quite lost... hasn't he been here before? hm. wait, no. that's a new doorway.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He seems amused by this new doorway, and opens it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[a long passageway]

[miiraclepaint]

Whhat the hell..

[ * He's. still going to go down it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[at the end of the passageway, there is a metal door to the right]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He'll try to open the door. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it's VERY heavy]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Hmmm ]

[ * Does pushing/pulling harder help or does it not do anything? ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it helps]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Well then, he's going to push/pulling as hard as he can🤷‍♂️ ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[eventually, it opens. it's a dimly lit shop; lit by candlelight. the shopkeeper is an amalgamation of picture frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Huh.

Hello.

[pest-control-jerp]

Hello. Welcome. You.. aren't a bug. Who are you?

[as it speaks, the words it says are displayed in one of the more prominent frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Mira, lightner of some kind. Who,, are you?

[pest-control-jerp]

Pictor. I am a shopkeeper. And a darkner. I assume you are looking to speak with my friend in the next room though, rather than me.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh, I. Honestly kind of just walked into here with no idea what would be here.

Who would be that friend though? Because now I'm curious,, haha...

[pest-control-jerp]

He's a little upset at the moment. Apparently that's the fault of lightners...

[miiraclepaint]

Oh,, I'm. So sorry. If it was me anyway,,,

I'm sure there's quite a few cultural differences so, I'm kind of unsure if what happened to upset your friend..

[pest-control-jerp]

Well, there was a shrine here before. But it has since been utterly destroyed.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh shit I think that could've been me oh fuck

[pest-control-jerp]

Well then, you should be the one to calm him down. I've been stuck dealing with him for a while now...

[there's a save point by the counter]

[miiraclepaint]

That's fair enough, sorry for. Making you deal with all of this.

[ * That's. Threatening. Why would a save point be there. ]

[ * Well, Mira's going to save anyway. It'll be fiiiineee. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[will he go past the next door to the adjoining room?]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Scared, but he will. Only fair for whoever that guy is. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[the moment you step through that door, a blast of fire hits you, and you're sent back to the save point]

Ah. Right. You may wish to purchase some things first.

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He's going to be standing there for a bit before acknowledging whta Pictor just said. Holy jumpscare. ]

. . .

Fair enough.

Ah,, what. Do you have?

[miiraclepaint]

[at some point whilst in the factory, you have become separated from DEXTER]

@pest-control-jerp

[ * Did. Did Mira notice this?? I don't think Mira has noticed this. Somehow. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[MIRA has also gotten quite lost... hasn't he been here before? hm. wait, no. that's a new doorway.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He seems amused by this new doorway, and opens it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[a long passageway]

[miiraclepaint]

Whhat the hell..

[ * He's. still going to go down it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[at the end of the passageway, there is a metal door to the right]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He'll try to open the door. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it's VERY heavy]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Hmmm ]

[ * Does pushing/pulling harder help or does it not do anything? ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it helps]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Well then, he's going to push/pulling as hard as he can🤷‍♂️ ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[eventually, it opens. it's a dimly lit shop; lit by candlelight. the shopkeeper is an amalgamation of picture frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Huh.

Hello.

[pest-control-jerp]

Hello. Welcome. You.. aren't a bug. Who are you?

[as it speaks, the words it says are displayed in one of the more prominent frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Mira, lightner of some kind. Who,, are you?

[pest-control-jerp]

Pictor. I am a shopkeeper. And a darkner. I assume you are looking to speak with my friend in the next room though, rather than me.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh, I. Honestly kind of just walked into here with no idea what would be here.

Who would be that friend though? Because now I'm curious,, haha...

[pest-control-jerp]

He's a little upset at the moment. Apparently that's the fault of lightners...

[miiraclepaint]

Oh,, I'm. So sorry. If it was me anyway,,,

I'm sure there's quite a few cultural differences so, I'm kind of unsure if what happened to upset your friend..

[pest-control-jerp]

Well, there was a shrine here before. But it has since been utterly destroyed.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh shit I think that could've been me oh fuck

[pest-control-jerp]

Well then, you should be the one to calm him down. I've been stuck dealing with him for a while now...

[there's a save point by the counter]

[miiraclepaint]

That's fair enough, sorry for. Making you deal with all of this.

[ * That's. Threatening. Why would a save point be there. ]

[ * Well, Mira's going to save anyway. It'll be fiiiineee. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[will he go past the next door to the adjoining room?]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Scared, but he will. Only fair for whoever that guy is. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[the moment you step through that door, a blast of fire hits you, and you're sent back to the save point]

Ah. Right. You may wish to purchase some things first.

[miiraclepaint]

[at some point whilst in the factory, you have become separated from DEXTER]

@pest-control-jerp

[ * Did. Did Mira notice this?? I don't think Mira has noticed this. Somehow. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[MIRA has also gotten quite lost... hasn't he been here before? hm. wait, no. that's a new doorway.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He seems amused by this new doorway, and opens it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[a long passageway]

[miiraclepaint]

Whhat the hell..

[ * He's. still going to go down it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[at the end of the passageway, there is a metal door to the right]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He'll try to open the door. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it's VERY heavy]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Hmmm ]

[ * Does pushing/pulling harder help or does it not do anything? ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it helps]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Well then, he's going to push/pulling as hard as he can🤷‍♂️ ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[eventually, it opens. it's a dimly lit shop; lit by candlelight. the shopkeeper is an amalgamation of picture frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Huh.

Hello.

[pest-control-jerp]

Hello. Welcome. You.. aren't a bug. Who are you?

[as it speaks, the words it says are displayed in one of the more prominent frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Mira, lightner of some kind. Who,, are you?

[pest-control-jerp]

Pictor. I am a shopkeeper. And a darkner. I assume you are looking to speak with my friend in the next room though, rather than me.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh, I. Honestly kind of just walked into here with no idea what would be here.

Who would be that friend though? Because now I'm curious,, haha...

[pest-control-jerp]

He's a little upset at the moment. Apparently that's the fault of lightners...

[miiraclepaint]

Oh,, I'm. So sorry. If it was me anyway,,,

I'm sure there's quite a few cultural differences so, I'm kind of unsure if what happened to upset your friend..

[pest-control-jerp]

Well, there was a shrine here before. But it has since been utterly destroyed.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh shit I think that could've been me oh fuck

[pest-control-jerp]

Well then, you should be the one to calm him down. I've been stuck dealing with him for a while now...

[there's a save point by the counter]

[miiraclepaint]

That's fair enough, sorry for. Making you deal with all of this.

[ * That's. Threatening. Why would a save point be there. ]

[ * Well, Mira's going to save anyway. It'll be fiiiineee. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[will he go past the next door to the adjoining room?]

[miiraclepaint]

[at some point whilst in the factory, you have become separated from DEXTER]

@pest-control-jerp

[ * Did. Did Mira notice this?? I don't think Mira has noticed this. Somehow. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[MIRA has also gotten quite lost... hasn't he been here before? hm. wait, no. that's a new doorway.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He seems amused by this new doorway, and opens it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[a long passageway]

[miiraclepaint]

Whhat the hell..

[ * He's. still going to go down it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[at the end of the passageway, there is a metal door to the right]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He'll try to open the door. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it's VERY heavy]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Hmmm ]

[ * Does pushing/pulling harder help or does it not do anything? ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it helps]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Well then, he's going to push/pulling as hard as he can🤷‍♂️ ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[eventually, it opens. it's a dimly lit shop; lit by candlelight. the shopkeeper is an amalgamation of picture frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Huh.

Hello.

[pest-control-jerp]

Hello. Welcome. You.. aren't a bug. Who are you?

[as it speaks, the words it says are displayed in one of the more prominent frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Mira, lightner of some kind. Who,, are you?

[pest-control-jerp]

Pictor. I am a shopkeeper. And a darkner. I assume you are looking to speak with my friend in the next room though, rather than me.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh, I. Honestly kind of just walked into here with no idea what would be here.

Who would be that friend though? Because now I'm curious,, haha...

[pest-control-jerp]

He's a little upset at the moment. Apparently that's the fault of lightners...

[miiraclepaint]

Oh,, I'm. So sorry. If it was me anyway,,,

I'm sure there's quite a few cultural differences so, I'm kind of unsure if what happened to upset your friend..

[pest-control-jerp]

Well, there was a shrine here before. But it has since been utterly destroyed.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh shit I think that could've been me oh fuck

[pest-control-jerp]

Well then, you should be the one to calm him down. I've been stuck dealing with him for a while now...

[there's a save point by the counter]

[miiraclepaint]

[at some point whilst in the factory, you have become separated from DEXTER]

@pest-control-jerp

[ * Did. Did Mira notice this?? I don't think Mira has noticed this. Somehow. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[MIRA has also gotten quite lost... hasn't he been here before? hm. wait, no. that's a new doorway.]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He seems amused by this new doorway, and opens it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[a long passageway]

[miiraclepaint]

Whhat the hell..

[ * He's. still going to go down it. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[at the end of the passageway, there is a metal door to the right]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * He'll try to open the door. ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it's VERY heavy]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Hmmm ]

[ * Does pushing/pulling harder help or does it not do anything? ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[it helps]

[miiraclepaint]

[ * Well then, he's going to push/pulling as hard as he can🤷‍♂️ ]

[pest-control-jerp]

[eventually, it opens. it's a dimly lit shop; lit by candlelight. the shopkeeper is an amalgamation of picture frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Huh.

Hello.

[pest-control-jerp]

Hello. Welcome. You.. aren't a bug. Who are you?

[as it speaks, the words it says are displayed in one of the more prominent frames]

[miiraclepaint]

Mira, lightner of some kind. Who,, are you?

[pest-control-jerp]

Pictor. I am a shopkeeper. And a darkner. I assume you are looking to speak with my friend in the next room though, rather than me.

[miiraclepaint]

Oh, I. Honestly kind of just walked into here with no idea what would be here.

Who would be that friend though? Because now I'm curious,, haha...

[pest-control-jerp]

He's a little upset at the moment. Apparently that's the fault of lightners...

[miiraclepaint]

Oh,, I'm. So sorry. If it was me anyway,,,

I'm sure there's quite a few cultural differences so, I'm kind of unsure if what happened to upset your friend..

[pest-control-jerp]

Well, there was a shrine here before. But it has since been utterly destroyed.