I Don't Get Tired. I Get Results.

My name is Ian an I am Gay. I love lots of games (Pokemon, Borderlands, Dishonored, LoZ, ect.) and a few shows like Steven Universe!

[snakeassassins]

phoenix wright isn’t stupid

you guys are just bad at puzzle games

[snakeassassins]

look guys it’s not an attack on your character if ur bad at playing phoenix wright games. half of you people save scum your way to victory. there are a ton of fandom in jokes about it. it’s common knowledge

but that being said… phoenix literally finished law school in like four years. he’s not a dumbass. face it. the only reason he keeps tripping up is because you guys can’t play video games. accept that

[klapollo]

all the discourse on this post is moot the man succeeded in difficult japanese law exams but also ran across a burning bridge and confronted redd white with his own incrimination dude is clearly book smart and life stupid

[mollypaup]

You forgot the part where he swallowed a necklace full of poison

[stardew-valley]

A stardew valley board game has been announced!

check out more info here.

[socksdogs]

halp

[reasonandempathy]

It has literally always been a lie.  These lies have killed millions of Americans over the years.  It has cost the US Trillions of dollars in lost efficiency and higher healthcare costs over the years.  It has helped drag down the life expectancy of the US, meaning, ultimately, that Americans have lost hundreds of millions of years from their lives.

It was always a lie.

[prime-tiktoks]

[eddiedisasterdiaz]

[doubleca5t]

The designers of pokemon have finally been vindicated for putting a bunch of ice type pokemon in the "mineral" egg group

[snowberry-pie]

pop.

[nosfagratu]

six

[graviton-lance]

squish

[miraakapologist]

uh-uh

[tesruinedmylife]

[taazo-kaans]

lipschitz

[snowberry-pie]

HE HAD IT COMIN

[spaghettibastard]

HOG LORD

[sunsbleeding]

Love is enough

[mynotar]

Would you like to buy his wares?

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

Of course

[fluffygif]

Otterly Marbleous (Sound on ♫ )

[shrimpy-in-wonderland]

Some Queenie fo today

[sapphicgardensinmymind]

i’ve never seen a mouse that looks so much like a mouse before

[great-and-small]

She looks like she belongs on the cover of a beloved illustrated children’s book 🥺

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[moki-dokie]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE

[amongthespaghetti]

MARS GOES BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

[thecyndimistuff]

my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:

[thecyndimistuff]

@serialreblogger​ here you go:

[lolotehe]

[theharrowharkening]

If Janet from The Good Place can wear dresses and have long hair and use she/her pronouns and not be a girl, so can you!

[accounting-wunderkind]

We stan a nonbinary icon

[zesty-mordant]

[mushroomsandteeth]

As someone who is currently trying to sort out their gender identity this is very comforting

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wilwheaton]

“By any reasonable standard, the disaster in Texas, as winter storms break the backbone of basic utility services and leave millions to suffer, should be the death knell for conservative ideology. It’s evidence of how wrong Republicans are on two of their most important beliefs: That climate change is a hoax best ignored and that government disinvestment and deregulation will magically lead to better services as the private sector fills in the gaps. And as many progressive analysts, energy experts, climate scientists, and Democratic politicians have been pointing out, the catastrophe in Texas proves that the U.S. government needs to move swiftly on two fronts that Republicans hate, climate change mitigation and public sector investment in infrastructure. To add to the political humiliation of Republicans this week, Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas made a spectacle of himself by abandoning his frozen state to fly to Cancun, Mexico for a vacation. Aided by Cruz’s own unique loathsomeness as a human being, the story spiraled as a crystalline illustration of Republican neglect and even malice towards the people they’re elected to represent.”

— Texas disaster exposes what happens when Republicans replace governance with trolling