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GABE: it's sarcastic, i promise, lol. you can still have sex with girls, dude.
PUCK: sounds good then. deal. or i do.
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text βοΈ puck & gabe
GABE: it's sarcastic, i promise, lol. you can still have sex with girls, dude.
PUCK: sounds good then. deal. or i do.
text βοΈ ryder & dylan
DYLAN: i just mean that i'm not straight so, i don't know how you feel about all of that but i'm not against it.
RYDER: oh. i don't mean oh in a bad way, i just didn't expect that. idk, i've never done stuff with a guy to know.
text βοΈ puck & quinn
QUINN: i don't know about all of that, puck. but if you say so, sweetheart, lol.
PUCK: i kinda feel an asshole for it. just kinda.
text || quinn & ryder
QUINN: so, i overheard stuff because of puck. hence the picking up beth and asking what happened to his face. how are you?
RYDER: i'm sure he's just living it up and telling everyone. how do you think i am?
text βοΈ puck & gabe
PUCK: you guess? your ass is pretty awesome but i like vagina. a lot
text βοΈ ryder & dylan
RYDER: wait. what do you mean you?
text βοΈ puck & quinn
QUINN: no, no scary quinn tonight. just regular q. nothing extra special. or scary.
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PUCK: or i just walk around with a magic dick that ladies can't resist.
text || landon & kelsie
LANDON: let's not talk about that. i'd rather not. i'm rather happy right where my dick goes now and i don't plan on changing that. i love you, too, babe. mhm. i know you. i see right through you.
LANDON: hush. you won't get fat at all.
KELSIE: babe, I was just joking with you. Iβm glad you like your current location. Busted. But I donβt think you actually mind.
KELSIE: not true.
text βοΈ puck & quinn
QUINN: Iβm not. I was trying to make you laugh, really.
PUCK: good. I thought I was going to have to deal with scary Quinn.
text || landon & kelsie
LANDON: I think that would be accurate and Iβm just not trying to deal with that. My dick canβt do it. You love me. I have a feeling youβre going to distract me, arenβt you?
LANDON: Iβm just gonna sit and eat my pumpkin pie and call it a day, lol. You can have all of your fun, babe.
KELSIE: because i would not help you get them out. i'm sure your dick has been involved in things that were way worse but we won't get into that. i do. maybe. i've thought about.
KELSIE: just the thought of pie already reminds me to go to the gym so i don't get fat.
text βοΈ puck & quinn
QUINN: Thanks, Puck. I appreciate it. Always coming in clutch whenever I need it with the d.
PUCK: why do i feel like you're being sarcastic?
text || landon & kelsie
LANDON: Probably not. Iβm not gonna bang a tree, thatβs weird and youβre much more preferable to me in general, babe. I am not! Deal though, I can handle that.
LANDON: God. Yeah, okay, lol. I would totally let you get her drunk. As long as she wouldnβt do anything ridiculous.
KELSIE: i'd hope not. i imagine a ton of splinters would be involved. you are! good because i like that idea better.
KELSIE: she would definitely do something ridiculous, lol. that's the point. it's happening.
text βοΈ puck & quinn
QUINN: Good. Thatβs even better.
QUINN: Sort of, I donβt know. Iβm not gonna sit and wait for you to be ready to settle down forever and I canβt make you either.
PUCK: well you shouldn't. which is why you deserve better. but if you need some d in the meantime you can totally hit me up.
text || landon & kelsie
LANDON: The trees? Cause thatβs the only mistress I would have and I canβt imagine that going over very well. βOh what happened to your mistress?β βOh, she diedβ you know? Fineeeee.
LANDON: I know, I get it. Itβs okay, we can get through dinner and head out. No big deal there at all. I just feel like my mom doesnβt know how to read...anyone at all. Sheβs very awkward, lol.
KELSIE: yes the trees, lol. i imagine it not being a very pleasant time either, lmao. you're ridiculous! you can watch the movie and i'll watch you. deal?
KELSIE: maybe i can get your mom drunk and it would be entertaining for us all, lol.
text βοΈ puck & quinn
QUINN: Itβs fine, just no more of that.
QUINN: I get it.
PUCK: it only happened the one time.
PUCK: you do?
text || landon & kelsie
LANDON: Alright, babe. Then Iβll just come home after work and grab you. I mean, I can, lol. I can also keep an arm around you to keep you warm, too. Iβll do both. Donβt do that! You gotta stay awake and finish it. Itβs a rule.
LANDON: Oh my god, lol. Why does she scare you? But yeah. Thatβs fine. I donβt mind, babe.
KELSIE: itβs okay, i will let you have your one on one time with your mistress at the tree lot. not a rule, sweetheart.
KELSIE: sheβs just always so in my face asking me what Iβm doing with my life. we can stay, Iβll just get drunk and hang out with Teddy.
text βοΈ puck & quinn
QUINN: still!!!
QUINN: Why do you say that?
QUINN: Yes, yes we will.
PUCK: iβm sorry. bad decision on my part.
PUCK: i like you but i canβt see myself settling down anytime soon.