Yes, I Really Am Busy.

Beth. 22. Single nerd mama laughing through my nose at shit on the internet.

[ruinedchildhood]

She warned him.

[katie-mcgrath]

Is it all right to hit a Nazi unprovoked?

[redactedemo666-deactivated20220]

Brendon Urie didn’t crash a whole wedding, get arrested at a strip club, lead a hippie parade while him and his friends were fuckin high or some shit, crash a funeral while dressed as a stumpunky emo, cut off a girls head after he screamed about some Miss Jackson bitch being nasty in a Vegas motel, get naked on camera, get killed by a bunch of doctors, duff the living shit out of a mf who was built like a wrestler, flex his marriage on us like 4 fuckin times, go to hell and turn into a demon, climb a whole building, get the living shit beat out of him by his girlfriend after he murdered a bunch of ninjas, turn into a puppet and go through hell just to be thrown into a pile of other puppets for you to know him as the high hopes motherfucker.

[tlirsgender]

Accidentally swallows the coin I was buried with and gets left on the dock for eternity because I couldn't pay the ferryman

[tlirsgender]

Are ancient greek burial rites too niche for notes I'm sorry

[weloveshortvideos]

Vijay Singh with the most outrageous golf shot the masters has ever seen. Ever.

[regularlesbian]

G O L F W I T H O U T L I M I T S

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I can only assume this is from some amazingly realistic looking sports anime because there ain’t no goddamn way that happened in real life.

[kirbyfanneox]

[blorpimorpi-deactivated20240919]

I’ve definitely reblogged this before, but I just think it’s super cute because there are like “golf manners” where you’re not supposed to make a huge ruckus but like EVERYONE felt it warranted cheering because HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT.

[mogatrat]

how do you not hold your club above your head and hoot like a tusken raider after a shot like that

[catchymemes]

[rvexillology]

Some dichromatic flags with their colors switched

from /r/vexillology Top comment: I feel like Greece is all like “did you even know I was different”?

[bass-borot]

This is the Away kit for the flags

[ruinedchildhood]

[four-door]

[todaysbird]

remember: the ‘holy’ white doves are just white rock doves, aka the common pigeon!

[sovereignslash]

Doves are just pigeons with white privilege

[sour-charity]

Also can we talk about how STUNNING their irredentist feathers are?

[tawghasa]

This post made me finally look up whether Australian crested pigeons are also doves, and I didn’t quite understand the wiki page but I think the answer is ‘yes’.

[stereofeathers]

You guys are gonna go ham when you hear about fruit doves

[snarg]

[valtsv]

am i supposed to feel sorry for those two guys who died in the blair witch house? who broke into HER home, trespassed on HER land and messed with HER stick bundles? i dont!

[valtsv]

heather sweetie im so sorry you went camping with two morons, oh my god

[greelin]

openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford

[thebuddhistmind]

The past no longer is. The future has not yet come. So look deeply at life as it is.

Gyalwang Drukpa

[toptony]

nine + his sonic screwdriver  ↳ requested by @lumiereandcogsworth

[nickholmes]

“You can’t win - I have the high ground.”

[silentstep]

#this is up dog   (via teapotsahoy)

[play-detectives]

[bevvie-marsh]

Finn Wolfhard dragging James Charles on twitter

[themysteryoftheunknownuniverse]

IT was amazing

James Charles is just mad that he didn’t get cast as Pennywise 

[ishinomori-deactivated20220123]

extra extra read all about it james charles owned by a child so fucking hard he has to counter it with the literal apocalypse 

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

I love that the IT kids are dragging him 

[bakarilennox]

As they MF should!

[shivuyi]

[256gb]

this video is extremely good every single time i see it

[scamgar]

Armor of Thorns Thursday