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husband just reminded me of that time years ago when we were running a co-op farm in stardew valley
after we got married in-game it did the thing it does and asked us if we wanted to have a baby
we were like yeah sure why not, we're not having kids irl so may as well have a cute lil' virtual baby that costs us nothing and we can turn into a dove at any time
like the very next day we got that super rare 0.8% chance event that we had NO CLUE ABOUT where a freaking alien capsule drops on your farm in the middle of the night and the next day it's like shattered and whatever was inside is running loose
and we just froze and looked at each other like "??? is this our baby???" 😭😔
Not requested, I'm just exited for the new episode!
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Caine and the Readers first date
★ Caine didn't ask you on a date, he announced it. "You, my dear, have the honor of accompanying me on a very special adventure!" Handing you a bouquet of flowers and whatever else he thinks is "romantic," like a beating human heart.
★ He builds an entire park, complete with a flower garden. Just for the two of you to walk around in. Each sentence Caine says is rehearsed. But he tries his best to act casual. Ask him if he made this just for you, and he says it's "Just something I threw together."
★ The details tell a different story. Clearly, he had been working on this for a while. "You know, if I had a heart I'm sure it would be fluttery right now." You pause. Thinking about just how long he was waiting to say that.
★ While the two of you were gone, Bubble was left in charge. That ended exactly how you'd expect. With Jax stuck, stranded, on the tent's roof. Gangle hid in the pillow fort with Zooble. No clue where Ragatha and Kinger went. Same with Pomni.
Synopsis: Sam was happily married. Then, one day, the farmer divorced him.
He can't remember this.
(In other words, the Dark Shrine of Memory's effects...on the spouse. Specifically, Sam.)
I've been into Stardew Valley for a while. I've wanted to write stuff for this fandom so, SO badly but I feel incredibly inexperienced writing these characters and all that. But heck, why not?
Be warned: I have not actually played through Sam's storyline yet. This knowledge is what I've gathered from my interactions and what I've read on the Wiki. I learned about the Shrines, and I saw Sam and Kent and all them and went "ooh, yes, the angst potential"
Sooo here we are. :') Hope you guys enjoy my first dip into writing for SDV! ^ ^ (Yes, this is also on Ao3. I cross-posted!)
He should have seen it coming a lot sooner.
The way they looked at Sebastian, the way they came home so much later, the way they got annoyed when he asked about why they were giving him his favorite food so much...
He couldn't be mad at his best friend. Not really. After all, there wasn't a soul in town who didn't love the farmer who moved in two years ago and restored the Community Center. They were attractive, kind, and rich—the perfect lover. When they gave Sam the mermaid pendant, he knew he could only say yes. Maybe they'd only known each other a year at that point (he'd also heard his mother's warnings about getting married too soon), but he knew they were the one he wanted to be with forever.
It appears that the feeling isn't reciprocated.
Lewis had knocked on the door during the evening, when the farmer had already gone to bed. He had presented the divorce papers with a sympathetic look, told Sam where to sign, and Sam stood in his childhood bedroom only an hour later. Sam locked himself in his room, ashamed to show anyone that he had somehow screwed things up with someone he loved dearly.
The next day, Sebastian was telling Sam the good news. Of course, Sam only smiled in return, and his friend finally quieted down, mumbling something resembling an apology.
Again, Sam couldn't be angry with Sebastian. It only makes sense he'd be excited about his new relationship.
It was about a week later when they came up to him to talk. Before letting them speak, Sam turned away.
"I'm sorry, Farmer," Sam said, forcing the words out. "I don't think I can still be your friend."
He couldn't bear to even look at them. He didn't move, so they walked past him.
"We'll see."
It was so quiet that Sam wasn't sure if that's what he'd heard. When he turned to look behind him, they were already gone.
...Why does the air feel a lot colder?
*******
That evening, Sam was at the dinner table, pushing around some carrots on his plate. His stomach was twisting into a knot.
"How was your day, Vincent?" Jodi asked with a smile, taking the boy's plate and adding seconds of dinner.
"It was great!" Vincent beamed. "I learned some more words, and the farmer gave me an ice cream!"
All three adults tensed, and Sam could feel their eyes on him. Sam looked up, forcing a smile. "That's great, Vince."
Vincent nodded and shoveled more food in his mouth. Kent took a drink of his water, making sure their eyes couldn't meet. Jodi gave Sam an apologetic expression, to which Sam just shrugged.
"Don't forget to eat your green beans." Jodi sat the plate in front of Vincent.
"I don't wanna!"
Sam pushed his plate away and stood. "I'm gonna go for a walk, if that's okay."
"I'll come with," Kent chimed in.
"No fair!" Vincent whined. "Why doesn't Sam have to eat the veggies?"
Jodi shot Sam a pleading look, so Sam quickly shoveled the carrots in his mouth, giving his younger brother a thumbs-up. Vincent seemed satisfied, so he began to eat his carrots, too.
There were only a couple of people walking around tonight, and they were either heading home or the Saloon. Sam was quiet while walking with his father; even if it had been a few years since he came home, he wasn't that sure of what to say to him.
"I know...things are tough."
Sam looked up. Kent was still looking away.
"Huh?"
"You and the farmer...not working out. I had a girlfriend back in high school I broke up with beofre I met your mother. I know it's not the same as divorce—I will always be grateful that your mother hasn't left me for a man who isn't broken. But I know that it's one of the worst feelings to not be with someone you've loved for years. I guess the point I'm trying to make is that things will get better. I know it isn't ideal, and you're allowed to be upset. But it'll eventually be okay again."
Sam turned his head to the ground, a lump growing in his throat. "Thanks, Dad."
"Mhm."
Suddenly, Sam hissed, holding his head.
"Are you okay?"
"Headache. It's pretty bad."
"Oh. Let's head home; I'm pretty sure your mother has aspirin in the cabinet."
"Okay."
********
Like always, Sam woke up and stretched, feeling content. Well...maybe not content. He needed to head to work, then go to Sebastian's, but he was okay with how things were. Once he got dressed, he stepped out of his room—
Time stopped.
A man he hadn't seen in years was sitting on the couch, listening to Vincent talk about his toy cars as if he'd done so for years now. Sam felt like his knees were about to give out.
"...Dad?" The word felt foreign coming from him.
He looked up and nodded once. "Hey. Is your headache gone?"
"I..." Sam's head was swimming. His father was home, acting completely casual. Like he wasn't gone yesterday. "You're home?"
Kent's eyebrows furrowed, but Sam didn't care. He rushed up to him and threw his arms around him.
"You're home!" Sam cried. "You're home!"
Vincent was staring with wide eyes, and Kent was visibly taken aback. However, he hugged Sam back. "...Yeah? I have been."
"You were gone yesterday, though! I just—you—"
"What do you mean?"
Sam was smiling from ear to ear, even as his eyes filled with tears. "You're home."
*******
While Sam walked through Pelican Town over the next week, he found that a few things have changed overnight. For example, Pam and Penny have an actual house now; the library's museum was full of artifacts; Willy had a boat to Ginger Island prepared. His closest friend, Sebastian, was dating the new farmer that moved to town recently. When Sam saw the unfamiliar face, he held out his hand with a grin.
"Hey, I’m Sam. Good to meet you."
The farmer took his hand, and Sam felt a sense of deja vu. Like he'd said this before. Like their hand was in his before. Like he knew everything about them, despite having just met them for the first time.
"Same to you," the farmer smiled. Once they were a few feet away, Sam headed towards Sebastian's, but he spotted two doves sitting nearby, cooing sadly.
Sam felt compelled to wave.
*******
Too much was different overnight.
The Happy Junimo Show was on, and Vincent, Jas, and this weird new kid named Leo were sitting in front of the TV. The theme song was playing at the end of the episode, and the credits included his name. Plus, Sebastian and Abigail were both really confused when Sam asked about the farmer. His father was home after years of being away at war, but everyone acted like they knew him.
As Sam laid in bed, staring up at the ceiling, he felt like something was missing. Like something was different.
Well...I never have had the best memory, Sam thought. Maybe Mom said that Dad was gonna be home yesterday, and maybe everyone knows the farmer from visits to Zuzu City. How it all happened overnight, though...well, maybe it's magic. Yeah, that explains things.
Sam turned his head to look out the window. He spotted the farmer holding a mermaid pendant over their head, and they handed it to Sebastian.
For some reason, he wanted to stop Sebastian from accepting the proposal. But why? The farmer, while weird, seemed pleasant enough.
Maybe I'm just jealous that Seb's getting married before me. Maybe I'm just upset I never knew he had a partner before a dew days ago.
Even if he knew deep down that wasn't right, he just had to accept it, didn't he?
After all, he had no evidence anything else was going on.
I’ve never been so hyper fixated on a fanfic I made art for it- I surprised myself with that drawing of Miss Classic and now I even made doodle sheets 😭😭
Kel’s a loser a fossil and I don’t mean to sound hostile but the sidekick is a coward >:D (my main reason for writing that he’s a loser)
Not proud of Kel’s side profile I’ll redraw it later 💀
GO READ BAD APPLES AND WHITE ORCHIDS ON AO3 ITS SO AMAZING ISTG 😍
CREDITS TO BUSYBEE123 FOR THE DESIGN AND GO READ BAD APPLES AND WHITE ORCHIDS ON AO3‼️‼️‼️
I’ve legit tried drawing her so many times but that SMILEEE ISTG I LOVE HER SM
I’m aware it looks kinda rushed, and that’s because it was- I drew her in an hour during my first period class and thought “GOOD ENOUGH” so here we are 🤷
HIIII!! HOW YOU DOING? HOPE YOUR DOING WELL!! Can I get a Nagito x fem reader that is fine af? Like to the point it makes everyone question how Nagito pulled her. THANK YOU SO MUCH!
-Love Pinky<3
a/n: Hello agan Pinky!! <3 I'm doing well but the lack of internet and the fact my phone has a problem and won't work properly IS MAKING ME CRY BLOOD. and cuz this phone is laggy af, i can't even add my sparkly banner sigh but otherwise I'm alright!!
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type: headcanons!
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this is..Nagito Komaeda x Fem! reader
NAGITO KOMAEDA X FINE! READER
GENERAL DATING HEADCANONS
Nagito himself doesn't know how he pulled someone like you. like..hello? are you in your right mind??
will probably believe it's his luck tbh it's actually the lanky pose and loser energy
you're probably just dating him out of petty, it must be. there's no way...
but then again, why would a beautiful lady such as yourself go all over him and kiss him? hug his pathetic being? but again yes plz??
this might sound funny but..he would be concerned for you when you confess to him, like.. ma'am? he's one cough away from dying from the 10 million illnesses he has?? /j
“for someone such as yourself to ever glance at someone as me with so much appreciation and love..there must be some mistake.”
“Nagito. i literally wanna make out with you rn. please?”
“I still can't believe you're willing to even date trash like me..but I can't say i don't share the same feelings. it must be hope!!”
i can imagine everyone's shock once you two confess you're together, especially after chapter one, after Nagito went crazy nuts in the class trial..like?? are you under gun threat??
nobody would accept to believe it (at first).. like, HOW? look at this pathetic white haired grandpa having an asthma attack for running one mile, while you, a literal greek goddess, get hit by the lightening in a way that's just different?
Kazuichi would be CRYING. Hajime's the one who would TRY to act less surprised and congratulate you two..but will try to warn you about Nagito and his interesting mindset while Nagito is lost moaning about hope.
“I'm happy and all, ..but please sleep with one eye open.”
“for such a beauty to even glance my very existence...it must be hope!~”
“Yes, Nagito, hope's very good. also, Y/n? hide all the knives away, and keep a leash on him. i beg you.”
“It must be my luck, for someone as stunning as my darling, Y/n, to even grace me with their hope!!”
“we know, Nagito.”
typical loser yearner man, trust. i mean..his name is literally Nagito yearner Komaeda. it's his real name trust me
ready if not already to worship the ground you walk on. put your feet on his back and tell him to bark, and he's already bringing a collar for extra credit!
one annoying thing about him is, obviously, his self hatred comments and creepy views about achieving hope.
what he did in the class trial, the murder, everything is still stuck with your head. he's fucked up and nobody can deny that
let's hope you actually fix him during your time together as a couple!!
wait- oh! chapter five is calling! he's telling you that SCREW YOU, YOUR BF IS DEAD!
hope this matches your expectations!! feel free to come request anytime <3
Not trying to be negative or anything, just something I noticed and wondered if anyone else agrees. But, does anyone else feel like the fanfic community has kinda of faded throughout the years?
I remember when everyone was super active in it and pushing out fic’s like it was their job. But now that personalized AI has come around I feel like people haven’t really been as reliant on fan fiction to get that kind of self insert experience.
Which makes me kinda sad because it completely strips away the community aspect of sharing fan fiction. Also because using AI for this purpose is such an isolating experience and a huge difference between fan fiction and AI roleplay is that fanfics have an END.
Using generative AI for this and being able to go on as long as you want seems like why so many people are becoming addicted to it.
Anyways those are just some of my thoughts, sorry if it was written/formatted poorly I just wanted to go on a bit of a rant. But anyone from either side of this issue let me know your thoughts please!
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