Congratulations. You get a date with Caine!
TADC: DATING SIMULATOR: CAINE ROUTE
"Oh darling, you're my daisy bell!"
"I'm your Grade-A Dental Plan~, but I'll check you for cavities. I am in dental school after all, as a model tooth representative for all dental students to check. My smile is seen all over the world, but only you get to see it up close, my sweet gum-gum~"
3. I love the Circus, and You. Are you like a Ringmaster, tell me all about it.
"Did I mention I love circuses? I'm all about them! love clowns. Performers. Jesters. Trapeze Artists. Sword Swallowers. Lion Tamers, Elephants. The whole Gambit!"
4. How do you feel about circuses mistreating animals? Are you happy you run a digital circus instead?
"I was about to bring that up. Not all circuses neglect their animals, but for the ones that do, I'll glad I'm not them. In the digital realm, animal cruelty is nonexistent. (Jax: I beg to differ(Caine gives Jax a menacing glare in response then turns back to you, smiling))."
5. Caine, do you like sugar, since your name literally refers to sugar cane?
"It's nice on occasion, I guess. I do make a great angel food cake, but Bubble seems to eat them so fast, I never get a chance to have a bake sale. Maybe I'll make brownies too, everything sugary is okay, as long as we don't have any popcorn...(Jax: Ugh, did you just say corn? Gross!)"
6. Oh, you hate popcorn Caine?
"YES. THE KERNELS GET LODGED IN MY TEETH SO BAD, I STRUGGLE TO REMOVE THEM WITH MY BRUSHING, FLOSSING, AND MY DAILY MOUTHWASH BATH! It's a nightmare, ESPECIALLY WITH BRACES, that is why i prefer the CANDY CORN. Far more forgivable for the teeth. By the way, never skip teeth day! Always brush those pearly whites, but not too hard, wouldn't want your gums to receed."
6.5. Caine, you had braces?!
"Don't get me started on that. My teenage years, many a day a theatre kid like myself dreamed of leading performances, but alas, my metal tooth frames hid my smile. But that's what happens when you have teeth, especially bucket teeth.
6.75. You had BUCK TEETH?
"Don't get me started. My family is a buncha rednecks, I'm the only primmed one, with my suit. That's why I can do southern accents well, my family's from Louisiana. Nothing like N'oleans. "
6.85. Caine, be real with me: Scope or Listerine?
"I mix them together like a cocktail when I prepare my baths."
6.9. And what of flouride-free toothpaste?
"I have heard about that conundrum, and can solemly swear that I have never tried fluoride free toothpaste. Perhaps it works for you, I suppose everyone's different."
7. So, on another note, What kind of relationship do you want?
"I wanna be in charge, so I suppose i appreciate someone who is eeh, more loving than domineering. Me and Bubble tried that for awhile, but we're just friends. Bubble's a little too kinky for me, he likes being called daddy, and if anything, i want to be the daddy. I wanna cuddle after my big performances with a sweet mama, especially with how the crew isn't very fond of me...they didn't vote for me at the rewards, that was rough, but I VOTED FOR MYSELF, SO MY SELF ESTEEM IS ASSURED, AND WHAT BETTER ANTIDOTE TO CHAOS AND DESPAIR THAN ASSERTIVENESS AND LEADERSHIP. I SHALL MAKE LOTS OF FRIENDS!!! and maybe love you forever?"
8. I'm on the Caine Committee, and I voted for you, just so you know.
9. Yeah, and like I said, I love you Caine. I want you in my life, you Grinny Grinned Gobbler."
"Dawww, geee, this is great. I love you too, I accept your feelings and invite you to join the circus for more adventures with us!"
10. Why don't we have ourselves a few adventures of our own?"
"Oh...Yeah, sure we could do that... honey-bun."
11. Okay, great! See ya Sugar Caine~ :3 Mmmmmmwah!
Caine is blown away from being kissed by you. You both laugh at his wacky moment, then we enjoy our digital feast together.
Monika: (looking outside the window jealous of you and Caine): It's should've been me, not Him...IT'S NOT FAIR!
(You notice Monika, and so does Caine)
Caine: Monika, back for more piano lessons, or do you want a triple date?!"
You: Yeah, three's a crowd, OF FUN!
Monika: Oh, uuuh, wow yeah, sure. I did feel left out!
(Monika enjoys dinner with us, and we date each other)
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