[hawkgirls-deactivated20260403]

“Batman has more than one son,“ I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” I hear. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row, he stands: Bruce Wayne himself.

[slightlyburntcinnamonroll]

“What does he know about Batman” the crowd replies and resumes booing. Bruce Wayne discreetly leaves the room. In an unrelated turn of events, a voice speaks from above. “She’s right,” I hear. There crashing through the skylight: Batman.

[bonkalore]

#i can’t believe bruce wayne missed his chance to meet batman

[a-seidelman-deactivated20190521]

AND HERE COMES THE FIST!!!

[theclearlydope]

[heykristyy]

Forever reblogging this.

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

[twitterlols]

my siblings tell me to shut up when I’m not even talking

[twitterlols]

[ruinedchildhood]

[reservedvomit-deactivated201501]

oh the nineties

[forsciencejohn]

i know right that dress is terrible

[angel-no-angel]

You: Creepypasta

Me, an Intellectual: Feartuccine Alfraido

[library-mermaid-blog]

[aaapple-jax]

just watch it

[not-easily-brxken]

UNMUTE

[colorlessdreamz-deactivated2023]

How? Did not miss one beat

[macangel56]

Awesome 💕💕💕

[nolifesinceoutlander]

I’ve already watched this 3xs! Love it!

[localstarboy]

Cardi B in the new Alexa commercial has me WEAAAAKKK 😂

[pointedahead]

WHAT A TRIP

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

fuck

[demonicsymphony]

Sir Anthony Hopkins, with all due respect, you are terrifying.

[rtrixie]

If you mix milk powder with milk instead of water you’ll create something powerful

[accumulated-error]

Milk²

[viejospellejos]

[yeojie]

im screeaming out of my ears

[federalbureauofislam]

act a fool girls

[shit-that-is-fresh-deactivated2]

I didn’t even press play and I knew this was gonna be good! 😂😂

[khadidon]

Alicia keys be like…

[manuelmacabre]

I fucking snorted this is too much lmao

[snorlaxmeback-deactivated201803]

FU C K 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[bishopmyles313]

lmfaooooo

[svgarsplooge]

*crying laughter*

[croatians]

Tumblir mobile: you have five new notifications!

Me: oh can I see them

Tumblr mobly: hehe

Me: May I See Them

Tumblr: :)

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[ladyjolder]

me: [sticks one leg out]

body: perfect

[bongboops]

Demon to my now exposed leg:

[heydayna]

trying to look hot when you’re drunk

[pi4nobl4ck]