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griefplot

guerrillatech

This post is almost 4 years old.

impishglee

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

probuccalfat

this tweet is on par with “omg you people can’t do anything” in terms of how it changed the way i think and move about the world because now when i tell people i’ve only had my doppio espresso i hear this tweet word for word

guerrillatech

oh-bother-stickers

brucespringsteen

i go to bars and coffee shops and breweries and libraries and thrift stores all the time by myself and i have a chill banger time i love my own company. so why is the grocery store a warzone. im fighting for my life. barely make it out alive. if someone even looks at me i want to blow them up with my mind

its-funnytwittertweets

lizardywizard

i love this because it's like. why did paleolithic peoples paint the hunt. perhaps to celebrate and honour brave deeds that kept the community alive. perhaps to bring luck for future hunts. perhaps to instruct those who came after how to slay the beast. perhaps to remind us we can: that the mammoth is not unkillable.

this graffiti, too, serves those purposes!

subversivegrrl

applejuicewerewolf

noodles-07

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

heroineimages

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

noodles-07

this person wins everybody else go home

10000mgprozac-deactivated202504

Tariff this dick your honor

thx

h4h4n0tfunny

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televisionenjoyer

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

gayfrasier

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.